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Old 06-26-2014, 01:38 PM   #1
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Aphorisms that <you> created
Here's thread for aphorisms that you thought up. Not somebody else's quotes, but yours. I'll start it out.

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I'd like to know what it says..."
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Old 06-26-2014, 03:09 PM   #2
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Old 06-26-2014, 03:12 PM   #3
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Old 06-26-2014, 03:25 PM   #4
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Old 06-27-2014, 03:47 PM   #5
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Old 06-30-2014, 03:31 PM   #6
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Old 07-01-2014, 09:27 AM   #7
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Old 07-01-2014, 10:42 AM   #8
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Old 07-01-2014, 11:44 PM   #9
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Oh, I got a lot of them...

One of my best ones:

The truth hurts only while you deny it.
The healing begins once you accept it.

My most recent, wish I had it on a bumper sticker:

My sense of smug superiority is greater than yours.

Then there's my most concise:

Civility, Substance, Subtlety, Style: Success

Or when I wax poetic:

They never say what they mean
They never mean what they say
What they say is never mean
Their mean is well-conveyed
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Old 07-02-2014, 12:53 AM   #10
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Old 07-02-2014, 01:08 AM   #11
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Old 07-02-2014, 01:16 PM   #12
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Old 07-02-2014, 07:56 PM   #13
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Old 07-03-2014, 08:08 AM   #14
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Old 07-05-2014, 07:23 PM   #15
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