Silliness Terrible Jokes - Page 38

ownedbycats · 03-19-2025, 07:38 AM

I bought a thesaurus, only to find its pages were blank.

I can't find the words to describe how angry I am.

DNSB · 03-19-2025, 03:04 PM

A dictionary, an encyclopedia, and a thesaurus walk into a bar. The mixologist takes one look at them and quips, “What is this—a jest, mockery, target practice, repartee, facetiousness, drollery, banter, or a knee-slapper?”

Comfy.n · 03-26-2025, 07:35 PM

A man is lying asleep in bed with his wife one night when she wakes
him, saying, “Close the window; it’s cold outside.”
He grunts, rolls over, and goes back to sleep.
His wife nudges him. “Close the window; it’s cold outside.”
He moans, pulls the blankets closer, and goes back to sleep.
Now his wife kicks him firmly and pushes him with both hands.
“Go on. Close the window; it’s cold outside.”
Grumbling, he slides out of bed, shuffles to the window, and bangs
down the open lower half. Glaring at his wife he says, “So now it’s
warm outside?”

DNSB · 03-26-2025, 08:02 PM

What comic book dealt with the horrors of digital currency?

Spoiler:

03-26-2025, 08:02 PM	#559
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 43,613 Karma: 165170966 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	What comic book dealt with the horrors of digital currency? Spoiler: Tales from the Crypto.

Thread Tools	Search this Thread
Show Printable Version Email this Page	Search this Thread: Advanced Search

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
DO NOT BUY ONYX BOOX! Terrible device, terrible customer service!	alain_desilets	Onyx Boox	15	05-05-2015 03:54 PM
PB - Jokes	cipri	PocketBook	50	04-06-2011 02:13 PM
April Jokes	doctorow	Lounge	2	04-01-2005 10:24 AM

03-19-2025, 07:38 AM	#556
ownedbycats Custom User Title Posts: 10,370 Karma: 73404905 Join Date: Oct 2018 Location: Canada Device: Kobo Libra H2O, formerly Aura HD	I bought a thesaurus, only to find its pages were blank. I can't find the words to describe how angry I am.

03-19-2025, 03:04 PM	#557
DNSB Bibliophagist Posts: 43,613 Karma: 165170966 Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Vancouver Device: Kobo Sage, Libra Colour, Lenovo M8 FHD, Paperwhite 4, Tolino epos	A dictionary, an encyclopedia, and a thesaurus walk into a bar. The mixologist takes one look at them and quips, “What is this—a jest, mockery, target practice, repartee, facetiousness, drollery, banter, or a knee-slapper?”

03-26-2025, 07:35 PM	#558
Comfy.n want to learn what I want Posts: 1,548 Karma: 7463599 Join Date: Sep 2020 Device: none	A man is lying asleep in bed with his wife one night when she wakes him, saying, “Close the window; it’s cold outside.” He grunts, rolls over, and goes back to sleep. His wife nudges him. “Close the window; it’s cold outside.” He moans, pulls the blankets closer, and goes back to sleep. Now his wife kicks him firmly and pushes him with both hands. “Go on. Close the window; it’s cold outside.” Grumbling, he slides out of bed, shuffles to the window, and bangs down the open lower half. Glaring at his wife he says, “So now it’s warm outside?”