Silliness Is chicken soup an abomination? - Page 12

SameOldStory · 09-02-2010, 09:18 PM

Look, I wana be your friend. Lets go see a movie.

Spoiler:

BenG · 09-03-2010, 12:10 AM

Take him to see "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

AprilHare · 09-03-2010, 09:30 AM

Those movies sound horrible!

poohbear_nc · 09-03-2010, 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SameOldStory

Look, I wana be your friend. Lets go see a movie.

Spoiler:

Hmmmm .... were you perhaps traumatized by accidentally renting this movie instead of Poltergeist? And have pursued a life-long relentless crusade to rid the earth of afflicted fowl? Perhaps pshrynk can help you with this problem. Got $300?

[errr... are you buying the popcorn?]

AprilHare · 09-03-2010, 09:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Hmmmm .... were you perhaps traumatized by accidentally renting this movie instead of Poltergeist? And have pursued a life-long relentless crusade to rid the earth of afflicted fowl? Perhaps pshrynk can help you with this problem. Got $300?

[errr... are you buying the popcorn?]

I'd keep an eye on that popcorn pooh - it's corn, after all, and they're looking to fatten us up! They'll even slather it in butter to make butter chicken!

SameOldStory · 09-03-2010, 11:19 AM

Are chickens naturally paranoid?

I simply like chickens.

Is that hard to understand?
By the bucket.

poohbear_nc · 09-03-2010, 11:58 AM

SoS - I'm really beginning to think you have a "chicken dependence" problem. Seek professional help before your nascent addiction robs your life of all meaning, and lands you in the KFC parking lot next to the dumpster begging for the contents of their grease trap!

SameOldStory · 09-03-2010, 01:03 PM

Cruel hearted chicken!

And let me tell you something, that dumpster is a great place to hang out with my friends. Well, friend. Well, some guy that likes to go dumpster diving with me when they toss out the old chicken at the end of the night.

Cruel hearted chicken!

poohbear_nc · 09-03-2010, 02:04 PM

If you think that self-pitying tirade will earn you an invitation for a group hug -- WRONG! Cuddle up with you dumpster-diving-buddy and snack the night away!

[Errr I hear Burger King throws out some primo stuff!]

SameOldStory · 09-03-2010, 03:19 PM

Boston Market throws out corn at the end of the day. Do you have one near you?

If you give me your address I'll check for you.

I'm a chickens best friend, after all.

Mmmm. Good tasty corn.

kennyc · 09-03-2010, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

If you think that self-pitying tirade will earn you an invitation for a group hug -- WRONG! Cuddle up with you dumpster-diving-buddy and snack the night away!

[Errr I hear Burger King throws out some primo stuff!]

Burger King gots chickee too!

poohbear_nc · 09-03-2010, 03:51 PM

You can't fool me you fiend. This chain started out as Boston Chicken! Then they changed their name to hide their perfidy!

Shame! Shame!

[Errr... when do they throw out the corn?]

Dylrob · 09-03-2010, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AprilHare

I'd keep an eye on that popcorn pooh - it's corn, after all, and they're looking to fatten us up! They'll even slather it in butter to make butter chicken!

Well that's just silly talk.

You have plenty of meat on those bone already.

SameOldStory · 09-03-2010, 10:36 PM

AprilHare looks GREAT!

But that I think that the little guy may be anorexic.

I'm very concerned about him. That's why I keep asking him over to eat, err, something.

AprilHare · 09-04-2010, 12:28 AM

*blush* You do know how to compliment a chook!
But why do you need to concentrate on our tender meat so much?
Can't you appreciate a chook is more than its gastronomic potential?
Oh, the galliformeity!

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09-02-2010, 09:18 PM	#166
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Look, I wana be your friend. Lets go see a movie. Spoiler:

09-03-2010, 12:10 AM	#167
BenG Home Guard Posts: 4,729 Karma: 86721650 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alpha Ralpha Boulevard Device: Kindle Oasis 3G, iPhone 6	Take him to see "The Kentucky Fried Movie".

09-03-2010, 09:30 AM	#168
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	Those movies sound horrible!

09-03-2010, 11:19 AM	#171
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Are chickens naturally paranoid? I simply like chickens. Is that hard to understand? By the bucket.

09-03-2010, 11:58 AM	#172
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,805 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	SoS - I'm really beginning to think you have a "chicken dependence" problem. Seek professional help before your nascent addiction robs your life of all meaning, and lands you in the KFC parking lot next to the dumpster begging for the contents of their grease trap!

09-03-2010, 01:03 PM	#173
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Cruel hearted chicken! And let me tell you something, that dumpster is a great place to hang out with my friends. Well, friend. Well, some guy that likes to go dumpster diving with me when they toss out the old chicken at the end of the night. Cruel hearted chicken!

09-03-2010, 02:04 PM	#174
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,805 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	If you think that self-pitying tirade will earn you an invitation for a group hug -- WRONG! Cuddle up with you dumpster-diving-buddy and snack the night away! [Errr I hear Burger King throws out some primo stuff!]

09-03-2010, 03:19 PM	#175
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Boston Market throws out corn at the end of the day. Do you have one near you? If you give me your address I'll check for you. I'm a chickens best friend, after all. Mmmm. Good tasty corn.

09-03-2010, 03:51 PM	#177
poohbear_nc Now what? Posts: 58,805 Karma: 135181808 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	You can't fool me you fiend. This chain started out as Boston Chicken! Then they changed their name to hide their perfidy! Shame! Shame! [Errr... when do they throw out the corn?]

09-03-2010, 10:36 PM	#179
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	AprilHare looks GREAT! But that I think that the little guy may be anorexic. I'm very concerned about him. That's why I keep asking him over to eat, err, something.

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09-04-2010, 12:28 AM	#180
AprilHare Wizard Posts: 2,981 Karma: 11862367 Join Date: Apr 2008 Device: Sony Reader PRS-T2	blush You do know how to compliment a chook! But why do you need to concentrate on our tender meat so much? Can't you appreciate a chook is more than its gastronomic potential? Oh, the galliformeity!