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Old 01-19-2024, 04:40 AM   #136
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As he shook his hand in pain flicking droplets of blood onto the doorway, the phonebook fizzed with static.
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Old 01-21-2024, 12:20 PM   #137
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Old 01-21-2024, 12:42 PM   #138
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The fizzing and crackling continued as the door creaked open revealing the ringing handset.
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Old 01-22-2024, 03:39 AM   #139
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Jon picked up the receiver. A voice said “Mr Smith, there is a get out of goal free card under this ‘phone. Present it to the guards and they will let you out.” There was a high-pitched squeal, and everything went dark……
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Old 01-22-2024, 03:44 AM   #140
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Stunned, Jon replaces the receiver as he crouches to collect the card which feels like icy static electricity between his fingers.
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Old 01-22-2024, 03:52 AM   #141
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He stands and leaves the blue box and goes to the nearest steel door. He knocks and yells “K22 has an exit pass”. A small hole appears at chest level in the door and an electronic voice demands to be shown the get out of gaol free card.
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Old 01-22-2024, 02:34 PM   #142
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But the voice said it was a get of out of goal card!
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Old 01-22-2024, 11:50 PM   #143
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"Wait a minute... does this say gaol or goal?" he thought whilst rereading the card.
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Old 01-23-2024, 04:02 AM   #144
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As if by magic, as Jon looked at the card, the letters rearranged into gaol.
“How odd” he said.
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Old 01-23-2024, 04:22 AM   #145
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The newly corrected pass appeases the guard who asks Jon to kneel with his hands on his head and to remain completely still.
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Old 01-29-2024, 04:24 AM   #146
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The next moment the guard exploded.
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Old 01-29-2024, 10:04 AM   #147
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"Well that was unexpected" Jon said as he marvelled at the gaping intestine lined hole in the wall made by the exploding guard.
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Old 01-29-2024, 01:08 PM   #148
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"So many strange things have happened. I'm starting to wonder if I'm actually a character in someone's story?"
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Old 01-31-2024, 12:40 AM   #149
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Jon disappears in a puff of logic as "The Author" puts their pen down on the desk, balls up Jon's papery universe and lobs it effortlessly in the waste paper basket.
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The author suddenly notices that the walls and most of their floor has disappeared and their desk is starting to get misty and flowing into the waste paper basket while a loud voice says "That's all, folks!".
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