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Old 02-25-2014, 05:04 AM   #7561
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If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made,

bring me one from 2024....
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Old 02-25-2014, 05:57 AM   #7562
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If you really want to impress me with the year a bottle of wine was made,

bring me one from 2024....
2024 BC? It might be dry...
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Old 02-26-2014, 06:30 PM   #7563
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Old 02-26-2014, 07:53 PM   #7564
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Old 02-27-2014, 02:19 PM   #7565
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The award winning entry at an essay competition involving the elements of sex, mystery, religion and royalty:

"My God!", said the Queen. "I'm pregnant. I wonder who did it?!"
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Old 02-27-2014, 04:29 PM   #7566
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I was listening to my daughter practice her violin.

"I wish that I was like Beethoven," I said to her.

"I didn't know you had any musical ambitions, " she replied.

"I don't, " I said. " He was deaf."
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Old 02-28-2014, 06:25 PM   #7567
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Old 02-28-2014, 09:04 PM   #7568
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Old 03-01-2014, 03:35 PM   #7569
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Old 03-02-2014, 10:13 PM   #7570
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Old 03-03-2014, 08:49 PM   #7571
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Old 03-04-2014, 07:10 PM   #7572
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"Mr. Clark, I have reviewed this case very carefully," the Divorce Court Judge said, "And I've decided to give your wife $775 a week,"

"That's very fair, your honor," the husband said. "And every now and then I'll try to send her a few bucks myself."
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Old 03-05-2014, 06:27 PM   #7573
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This morning, my friend Christian, who's a teacher, started conducting assessment on their 3-yr.old students. He showed them this picture from Google.



Teacher: Where can we get this tomato, from plant or animal?
Student: Animal
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Student with a smile: Giraffe!

In teacher's mind: Hey! I did not teach that! Hahaha
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Old 03-06-2014, 09:37 AM   #7574
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This has one has likely been told already...

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Old 03-06-2014, 11:00 AM   #7575
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Every time I try to make home-made soup, my wife thinks I'm trying to summon demons...

It used to be difficult to summon demons... Fillet of a fenny snake, in the cauldron boil and bake; eye of newt, and toe of frog, wool of bat, and tongue of dog, Adder's fork, and blind-worm's sting, lizard's leg, and howlet's wing weren't easy things to come by when you live in a modern city. But I solved the problem. I can now get them all in one convenient package. It's called
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