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Bibliophagist
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Farmer Jones got out of his car and while heading for his friend's door, noticed a rooster with a wooden leg. His curiosity roused, he asked, "Fred, how'd that rooster get him a wooden leg?"
"Well, Michael, that's a mighty special rooster! A while back a wild boar attacked me while I was walking in the woods. That rooster there came a runnin', went after that boar and chased him away. Saved my life!" "And the boar tore up his leg?" "No he was fine after that. But a bit later we had that fire. Started in the shed up against the barn. Well, that ole rooster started crowin' like he was stuck, woke us up, and 'fore we got out here, the darn thing had herded the other animals out of the barn and saved 'em all!" "So that's when he hurt his leg, huh, Fred?" "No, Michael. He was a might winded, though. When my tractor hit a rock and rolled down the hill into the pond I was knocked clean out. When I came to, that rooster had jumped into the pond and held my head up 'fore I drownded. Sure did save my life." "And that was when he hurt his leg?" "Oh no, he was fine. Cleaned him up, too." "OK, Fred. So just tell me. How did he get the wooden leg?" "Well", the farmer tells him, "A rooster like that, you don't want to eat all at once!" |
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#149162 |
Bah! Humbug!
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nightly win - with all parts still intact
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#149163 |
Grand Sorcerer
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Late Eclipse Day win.
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Bibliophagist
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Watching NHL win.
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#149165 |
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Tuesday morning winz
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#149166 |
The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Winning while fixing numbering. (some posts went missing between 60000 and 65000)
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Congratulations to Timebug on the 140000th post. Who will get the 150000th post?
Note: I have made some adjustments to my posts in this thread to fix numbering problems caused by deleted posts (from spam in the main). If you spot any posts mentioning numbers in this thread that seem wrong, let me know. I'm pretty sure I've fixed up to major milestones correctly. |
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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I win! With adjustments!
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The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠
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Still winning!
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Bibliophist
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I’ll take the win from the well-adjusted mouse. Thank you.
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Bah! Humbug!
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way too early morning winz
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Grand Sorcerer
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Tuesday win
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Bibliophagist
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Rainy Tuesday but a win helps.
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Hometime winz
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Bibliophagist
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Relaxing with a green tea win.
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