Silliness Chicken - Page 94

icantbebothered · 10-16-2012, 12:53 PM

'We' haven't given up in 94 pages (

), and we're not going to give up now.

Solitaire1 · 10-16-2012, 01:59 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

In that case we will have to expand the target radius...

Fire Superfryer!

So that's the real purpose of the Death Star: A massive chicken frying machine. Planet destruction is just an unfortunate side effect.

poohbear_nc · 10-16-2012, 07:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

So that's the real purpose of the Death Star: A massive chicken frying machine. Planet destruction is just an unfortunate side effect.

No ... the fleeing rebel chickens had to land to refuel their corn hoppers ... which hid them from view on the Death Star's scanners .... and Darth Vadar was hungry ... so they fired wide beam on the entire planet .... and then scooped the resulting charred nuggets from the floating debris ... and then moved on

Solitaire1 · 10-17-2012, 11:45 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

No ... the fleeing rebel chickens had to land to refuel their corn hoppers ... which hid them from view on the Death Star's scanners .... and Darth Vadar was hungry ... so they fired wide beam on the entire planet .... and then scooped the resulting charred nuggets from the floating debris ... and then moved on

Luke Skywalker was right: There is some good in Darth Vader, proved by the fact that he wanted to eat chicken.

red_phoenix · 10-17-2012, 12:36 PM

What could you possibly eat from that chicken. He's nothing but bones. Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to eat chicken bones?

Solitaire1 · 10-17-2012, 12:53 PM

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Originally Posted by red_phoenix

What could you possibly eat from that chicken. He's nothing but bones. Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to eat chicken bones?

I didn't think he was just bones, I thought his flesh had become transparent. It's the latest invention from Chicken Protective Industries (Protecting Chickens From Consumption...It's Our Mission!) designed to discourage us from eating chicken, the Chicken Invisibility Beam (CIB). Unfortunately, a flaw in the device's design left the bones visible. Still, it's an improvement over the original version, which left the bones and feathers visible.

icantbebothered · 10-17-2012, 01:09 PM

These chickens really are determined not to be eaten. But they can't deny thier fate.

5thWiggle · 10-17-2012, 03:10 PM

Well, Poohbear seems only to be good for soup stock at the moment (but that's ok - I love chicken soup). He is, however, making Aprilhare look juicier than ever.

Dylrob · 10-17-2012, 07:06 PM

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Originally Posted by red_phoenix

What could you possibly eat from that chicken. He's nothing but bones. Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to eat chicken bones?

Nonsense. There's still plenty of juicy marrow!

red_phoenix · 10-18-2012, 07:48 AM

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Originally Posted by 5thWiggle

Well, Poohbear seems only to be good for soup stock at the moment (but that's ok - I love chicken soup). He is, however, making Aprilhare look juicier than ever.

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

Nonsense. There's still plenty of juicy marrow!

Those bones looked pretty bleached to me...like they've been out in the sun too long. Cannot imagine there is any "juicy marrow" left in them for soup.

Aprilhare has been pretty scarce. You have to find him first.

poohbear_nc · 10-18-2012, 10:16 AM

My bones are completely inedible! I am the ghost of Chicken Past - here to haunt you with unfulfilled dreams of eating chicken!

[April - run!]

Dylrob · 10-18-2012, 11:50 AM

Oh fine, I'll just use the bag of bones for target practice then. Or better yet I'll send him to the Mythbusters and have them stick him in some ballistics gel and test the myth of the exploding chicken!

poohbear_nc · 10-18-2012, 11:57 AM

Repent! Repent your past gastronomic crimes against chickens! Before it's too late!

Dylrob · 10-18-2012, 12:08 PM

Huh? How is strapping six pounds of C4 onto the skeletal remains of a chicken a gastronomic crime?

BenG · 10-18-2012, 12:26 PM

If the chickens don't get you, the chicken heart will.

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10-17-2012, 12:36 PM	#1400
red_phoenix Grand Sorcerer Posts: 18,417 Karma: 445850508 Join Date: Dec 2011 Device: Sony PRS-T1	What could you possibly eat from that chicken. He's nothing but bones. Didn't your Mother ever tell you not to eat chicken bones?

10-17-2012, 01:09 PM	#1402
icantbebothered Penguin Posts: 1,017 Karma: 4742434 Join Date: Jul 2012 Device: Kindle Touch 5.3.2.1	These chickens really are determined not to be eaten. But they can't deny thier fate.

10-17-2012, 03:10 PM	#1403
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	Well, Poohbear seems only to be good for soup stock at the moment (but that's ok - I love chicken soup). He is, however, making Aprilhare look juicier than ever.

10-18-2012, 10:16 AM	#1406
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,735 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	My bones are completely inedible! I am the ghost of Chicken Past - here to haunt you with unfulfilled dreams of eating chicken! [April - run!]

10-18-2012, 11:50 AM	#1407
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Oh fine, I'll just use the bag of bones for target practice then. Or better yet I'll send him to the Mythbusters and have them stick him in some ballistics gel and test the myth of the exploding chicken!

10-18-2012, 11:57 AM	#1408
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,735 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Repent! Repent your past gastronomic crimes against chickens! Before it's too late!

10-18-2012, 12:08 PM	#1409
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Huh? How is strapping six pounds of C4 onto the skeletal remains of a chicken a gastronomic crime?

10-18-2012, 12:26 PM	#1410
BenG Home Guard Posts: 4,730 Karma: 86721650 Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Alpha Ralpha Boulevard Device: Kindle Oasis 3G, iPhone 6	If the chickens don't get you, the chicken heart will.