Silliness Chicken - Page 92

Dylrob · 10-11-2012, 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Or one angry chicken!

One angry dead and roasted chicken. Sans head, feathers, and talons.

Solitaire1 · 10-12-2012, 02:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Solitaire1

It's likely that phoenixes find charcoal tasty because they eventually become charcoal. But I'll pass on eating charcoal, I'll take chicken instead. However, a phoenix can save us money when it comes to cooking chickens, we can just put the chicken in the phoenix's talons and in an instant we'll have perfectly roasted chicken.

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Or one angry chicken!

The chicken wouldn't have enough time to get angry. At the heat level generate by a phoenix, it should take less than a second to cook a chicken.

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Originally Posted by red_phoenix

or the talons could latch onto a Samurai Kitten instead...just sayin

I have just the thing to deal with talons.

*Solitaire1 cleans and sharpens his sword.*

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Yeah - it's hard to see clearly through all those flames ..

I can see clearly that I'm not in the clutches of a phoenix.

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

One angry dead and roasted chicken. Sans head, feathers, and talons.

But if the chicken's dead, how can he be angry? Regardless, we can enjoy a good meal.

poohbear_nc · 10-12-2012, 10:05 AM

Aren't you worried about being haunted by the ghosts of all those chickens you've heartlessly consumed? Halloween is coming!

icantbebothered · 10-12-2012, 01:42 PM

You honestly think foodstufs make ghosts when thier nameday arrives?

They don't.

Solitaire1 · 10-12-2012, 04:25 PM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Aren't you worried about being haunted by the ghosts of all those chickens you've heartlessly consumed? Halloween is coming!

Let them come. We can recook them, and I'm sure that ghost chickens would taste very light and airy.

icantbebothered · 10-14-2012, 04:51 AM

*Licks lips*

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Chicken is very nice to eat.

Dylrob · 10-14-2012, 09:26 AM

Uh, penguins don't have lips.

poohbear_nc · 10-14-2012, 10:48 AM

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...d_i=1000677541

Coming to this thread!

icantbebothered · 10-14-2012, 10:52 AM

Poohy, it's a book, not the second coming. So the big chicken won't be able to protect itself, which just means more chicken for us.
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Chicken is very nice to eat.

poohbear_nc · 10-14-2012, 11:16 AM

No - Chicken Big will (accidentally) stomp all you little folk into the dust!

MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

5thWiggle · 10-14-2012, 11:28 AM

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Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Be afraid! Be very afraid!

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...d_i=1000677541

Coming to this thread!

I'm ready!

5thWiggle · 10-14-2012, 01:14 PM

Oops...

Now I'm ready!

Bring it on...

poohbear_nc · 10-14-2012, 01:30 PM

You won't be able to use any of that stuff when you've been stomped into the ground!

5thWiggle · 10-14-2012, 01:43 PM

Stomp proof and peck proof now...

Bring it...

poohbear_nc · 10-14-2012, 01:46 PM

Oh! Do I hear thunder? My, my! Rain is on the way. Too bad the nasty chicken ran off with your oil can.

Rust away! Don't fall over!

10-14-2012, 04:51 AM	#1371
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10-14-2012, 01:43 PM	#1379
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10-12-2012, 10:05 AM	#1368
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,585 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Aren't you worried about being haunted by the ghosts of all those chickens you've heartlessly consumed? Halloween is coming!

10-12-2012, 01:42 PM	#1369
icantbebothered Penguin Posts: 1,017 Karma: 4742434 Join Date: Jul 2012 Device: Kindle Touch 5.3.2.1	You honestly think foodstufs make ghosts when thier nameday arrives? They don't.

10-14-2012, 09:26 AM	#1372
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Uh, penguins don't have lips.

10-14-2012, 10:48 AM	#1373
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,585 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Be afraid! Be very afraid! http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00...d_i=1000677541 Coming to this thread!

10-14-2012, 10:52 AM	#1374
icantbebothered Penguin Posts: 1,017 Karma: 4742434 Join Date: Jul 2012 Device: Kindle Touch 5.3.2.1	Poohy, it's a book, not the second coming. So the big chicken won't be able to protect itself, which just means more chicken for us. ______________________________ Chicken is very nice to eat.

10-14-2012, 11:16 AM	#1375
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,585 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	No - Chicken Big will (accidentally) stomp all you little folk into the dust! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

10-14-2012, 01:14 PM	#1377
5thWiggle Benevolent Evil Lord Posts: 1,704 Karma: 48339466 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Evil Canada (We all have goatees!) Device: Galaxy Note 8.0, Galaxy Note, iPad Mini, PocketEdge(retired)	Oops... Now I'm ready! Bring it on...

10-14-2012, 01:30 PM	#1378
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,585 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	You won't be able to use any of that stuff when you've been stomped into the ground!

10-14-2012, 01:46 PM	#1380
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 64,585 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oh! Do I hear thunder? My, my! Rain is on the way. Too bad the nasty chicken ran off with your oil can. Rust away! Don't fall over!