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Old 04-05-2010, 03:18 PM   #13531
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But would bacon composed of anti-particles go backward in time? Would it still taste so sweet? Would vivaldirules be able to have seconds?

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Old 04-05-2010, 03:41 PM   #13532
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:26 PM   #13533
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Just one more time, puppy chow, please? Tell us again how it went BANG and not BOOM. I love it when you tell that story. Soothes me to sleep every time. You were there, right? Were you scared?
Oh, good grief. Look, it went like this:



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Even though it looks like the Big BOOM would have been bigger than the Big BANG, it really wouldn't have been. Okay?
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:32 PM   #13534
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Just one more time, puppy chow, please? Tell us again how it went BANG and not BOOM. I love it when you tell that story. Soothes me to sleep every time. You were there, right? Were you scared?
The big BOOM soothes me to sleep also. Good bowel health is reassuring...
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:34 PM   #13535
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Hmm

No one around. I think I am going to attempt to sneak home early.
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:36 PM   #13536
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Hmm

No one around. I think I am going to attempt to sneak home early.
To get a head start on those dirty dishes?
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:37 PM   #13537
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I cannot do them tonight. I am sick. I would spread germs on them if I did that.

Um, same thing if I were to start the laundry.
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:43 PM   #13538
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I cannot do them tonight. I am sick. I would spread germs on them if I did that.

Um, same thing if I were to start the laundry.
Oh, I see! (doggie takes careful notes from the master of such things)
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Old 04-05-2010, 05:48 PM   #13539
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It all boils down to me being the king in my own castle while my wife is 1000 miles aways.
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Old 04-05-2010, 06:08 PM   #13540
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:08 PM   #13541
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Just finished mowing my lawn for the first time in 2010 - finally removed enough leaves to dry it out enough.

And - of course - I was bitten by a spider - on the neck! Don't know if I got too close to the evergreen bushes or if it was trebucheted in by certain MR members residing in other countries. Didn't hang around for its picture to be taken - but was a solid black shiny body (around 5 mm diameter) with very thin black legs - about a 3 cm leg span. Anybody missing a pet corresponding to this description?
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:16 PM   #13542
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Just finished mowing my lawn for the first time in 2010 - finally removed enough leaves to dry it out enough.

And - of course - I was bitten by a spider - on the neck! Don't know if I got too close to the evergreen bushes or if it was trebucheted in by certain MR members residing in other countries. Didn't hang around for its picture to be taken - but was a solid black shiny body (around 5 mm diameter) with very thin black legs - about a 3 cm leg span. Anybody missing a pet corresponding to this description?
I'm very definitely not missing anything like that!
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:23 PM   #13543
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Just finished mowing my lawn for the first time in 2010 - finally removed enough leaves to dry it out enough.

And - of course - I was bitten by a spider - on the neck! Don't know if I got too close to the evergreen bushes or if it was trebucheted in by certain MR members residing in other countries. Didn't hang around for its picture to be taken - but was a solid black shiny body (around 5 mm diameter) with very thin black legs - about a 3 cm leg span. Anybody missing a pet corresponding to this description?
EEK! If it had bit me, there wouldn't have been enough left to identify.

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Old 04-05-2010, 07:25 PM   #13544
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EEK! If I had bit me, there wouldn't have been enough left to identify.
I have extremely poor depth vision, so my attempt at a gloved back-handed splatt merely launched it back into the bushes - where it waits!!!!
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Old 04-05-2010, 07:50 PM   #13545
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Got spared one more day. I told the wife if she got some gas for the lawnmowers I'd mow. She didn't. I didn't.
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