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It's all our fault! And we should do domething about it. |
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85 | 40.09% |
It's all our fault, but it is too late to mend it. |
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10 | 4.72% |
It is happening, but not our fault. (part of the planets natural cycle) |
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52 | 24.53% |
Don't believe in Global warming, it's all a fabrication. |
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36 | 16.98% |
The blue fish, in the sea (which isn't rising) |
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10 | 4.72% |
Non of the above... |
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19 | 8.96% |
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"From: ernst.kattweizel@redcar.ac.uk Sent: 29 October 2009 To: The Knights Carbonic Gentlemen, the culmination of our great plan approaches fast. What the Master called "the ordering of men's affairs by a transcendent world state, ordained by God and answerable to no man", which we now know as Communist World Government, advances towards its climax at Copenhagen. For 185 years since the Master, known to the laity as Joseph Fourier, launched his scheme for world domination, the entire physical science community has been working towards this moment. The early phases of the plan worked magnificently. First the Master's initial thesis – that the release of infrared radiation is delayed by the atmosphere – had to be accepted by the scientific establishment. I will not bother you with details of the gold paid, the threats made and the blood spilt to achieve this end. But the result was the elimination of the naysayers and the disgrace or incarceration of the Master's rivals. Within 35 years the 3rd Warden of the Grand Temple of the Knights Carbonic (our revered prophet John Tyndall) was able to "demonstrate" the Master's thesis. Our control of physical science was by then so tight that no major objections were sustained. More resistance was encountered (and swiftly dispatched) when we sought to install the 6th Warden (Svante Arrhenius) first as professor of physics at Stockholm University, then as rector. From this position he was able to project the Master's second grand law – that the infrared radiation trapped in a planet's atmosphere increases in line with the quantity of carbon dioxide the atmosphere contains. He and his followers (led by the Junior Warden Max Planck) were then able to adapt the entire canon of physical and chemical science to sustain the second law. Then began the most hazardous task of all: our attempt to control the instrumental record. Securing the consent of the scientific establishment was a simple matter. But thermometers had by then become widely available, and amateur meteorologists were making their own readings. We needed to show a steady rise as industrialisation proceeded, but some of these unfortunates had other ideas. The global co-option of police and coroners required unprecedented resources, but so far we have been able to cover our tracks. The over-enthusiasm of certain of the Knights Carbonic in 1998 was most regrettable. The high reading in that year has proved impossibly costly to sustain. Those of our enemies who have yet to be silenced maintain that the lower temperatures after that date provide evidence of global cooling, even though we have ensured that eight of the 10 warmest years since 1850 have occurred since 2001. From now on we will engineer a smoother progression. Our co-option of the physical world has been just as successful. The thinning of the Arctic ice cap was a masterstroke. The ring of secret nuclear power stations around the Arctic circle, attached to giant immersion heaters, remains undetected, as do the space-based lasers dissolving the world's glaciers. Altering the migratory and reproductive patterns of the world's wildlife has proved more challenging. Though we have now asserted control over the world's biologists, there is no accounting for the unauthorised observations of farmers, gardeners, birdwatchers and other troublemakers. We have therefore been forced to drive migrating birds, fish and insects into higher latitudes, and to release several million tonnes of plant pheromones every year to accelerate flowering and fruiting. None of this is cheap, and ever more public money, secretly diverted from national accounts by compliant governments, is required to sustain it. The co-operation of these governments requires unflagging effort. The capture of George W Bush, a late convert to the cause of Communist World Government, was made possible only by the threatened release of footage filmed by a knight at Yale, showing the future president engaged in coitus with a Ford Mustang. Most ostensibly capitalist governments remain apprised of where their real interests lie, though I note with disappointment that we have so far failed to eliminate Vaclav Klaus. Through the offices of compliant states, the Master's third grand law has been established: world government will be established under the guise of controlling man-made emissions of greenhouse gases. Keeping the scientific community in line remains a challenge. The national academies are becoming ever more querulous and greedy, and require higher pay-offs each year. The inexplicable events of the past month, in which the windows of all the leading scientific institutions were broken and a horse's head turned up in James Hansen's bed, appear to have staved off the immediate crisis, but for how much longer can we maintain the consensus? Knights Carbonic, now that the hour of our triumph is at hand, I urge you all to redouble your efforts. In the name of the Master, go forth and terrify. Professor Ernst Kattweizel, University of Redcar. 21st Grand Warden of the Temple of the Knights Carbonic. This is the kind of conspiracy the deniers need to reveal to show that man-made climate change is a con. The hacked emails are a hard knock, but the science of global warming withstands much more than that." |
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Here! Here! Karma worthy!
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No direct solar activity measures, (sunspots, solar storms hitting the earth). No average cloud cover data. No direct measure of temperature, either local or as a world wide pattern. No world-wide rainfall patterns. These are the detailed data that are needed to be able to limit the background variances (which are large) to say how much of the temperature rise in the last century is due to extra CO2 being pumped into the atmosphere. |
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That is the way it is supposed to work. What you seem to be missing is that theses scientists have not been playing the same game.
They have(according to their own writings and the data uncovered with the leak) altered their data, altered their conclusions, colluded in reviewing each other's work when its supposed to be "anonymous/double blind" peer review, colluded to be the "anonymous peers" who reviewed work by others that didnt support theirs so they could squash it, edited dissenting opinions in the IPCC report to give them less weight, attempted to intimidate the Journals themselves to keep a lid on dissenting work, taken money for work they never did and destroyed data/emails and made other plans and schemes trying to avoid FOI requests. They have subverted the whole process of peer review for their own ends and all of their work and that of others who used their data and their models is now properly in dustbin where it belongs. That includes the IPCC reports. |
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The irrefutable fact is that there is climate change occuring right now. The cause may very well be due to CO2 emissions. If not entirely, then certainly in part. The case that scientists are trying to make is that there is aneed to achieve a balance between econmics and environment, if for no other reason than to not accelerate the climate change that is already happening. |
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I don't believe it for a second. If (like Ralph) you have proof of this then please take it to the journals the respectable climate scientists. It will be fixed. Here's another thing that people seem to forget. Is science perfect? are the people conducting science perfect? <sarcasm answer>No they're just forgiven.</sarcasm answer> No. Neither science or scientists are perfect but the scientific method IS. If there is deception or cheating it will be revealed. That is the whole point of repeatability and replicablity of experiments. |
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Given that global warming caused by human beings would be something that took hundreds of years, if not millenia, to manifest itself, what repeatable and replicable experiments that would prove it have scientists been able to carry out?
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I think you need to ask the scientists that published the studies that.
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Currently, the trend is up. It may or may not be attributable to Man. Or a portion may be. But it's not an irrefutable is, and I feel that the irrefutability is no longer science, but faith. And I don't believe the lives and economic well-being of billions of lives should be controlled by somebody else's faith (or socio-politican agenda, take your pick). All I've done is point out the limited facts, the limited timeline those facts have been gathered in (as opposed to the scale these things work in), to point out you don't have any certainties to work with. Frankly, I'm being a heck of a lot more scientific than the proponents in this thread. But even if they are right, technology is steadily moving towards permanent fixes to the problem anyway, almost certainly in the next 50 years (possibly in the next 20). Why the screaming rush to disrupt the world's economy when the cavalry is coming anyways? Unless the goal is to disrupt the world's economy, and global warming is just an excuse. Paranoid? Anybody remember the 1970's "We're running out of resources, Civilization will collapse before 2000 A.D."? And the Julius Simon bets? It was those mean, capitalist <blank>ers who turned out right. |
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There is also something about CO2 not being able to store enoguh heat/energy compared to water vapor, making water vapor a lot more ipmortant in the grand scale of things than CO2 is, but I cannot remember the details. But for some reason this info is not shouted from the rooftops longside the other 'data' they spout. |
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