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Old 03-18-2009, 12:53 PM   #121
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Old 03-18-2009, 12:59 PM   #122
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ahem. i reserve the right to choose my own king, thanks ! (especially since it's just an honorific title anyway...)
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Old 03-18-2009, 01:38 PM   #123
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From Terry Pratchett's Reaper Man:
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The shopkeeper looked both ways and then pulled open a drawer under the counter, at the same time lowering her voice to a conspiratorial whisper. "Of course," she said, "for that very special occasion..."
It was quite a small box. It was also entirely black, except for the name of the contents in small white letters; cats, even in pink ribbons, wouldn't be allowed within a mile of a box like this. To deliver a box of chocolates like this, dark strangers drop from chairlifts and abseil down buildings.
The dark stranger peered at the lettering.
"DARK ENCHANTMENTS," he said. I LIKE IT.
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:06 PM   #124
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Dear Sir or Madam,

I am here to apply for the job opening. I want to be MR CFO of Stimulus Spending (Ours) and Court Jester.

My qualifications may be found by clicking my name and selecting "see other posts by DixieGal."

My five year plan is to have a career in high finance, which would allow me to run rampant through government giveaways. I am looking for a signing package that offers annual bonues in the six-to-seven figure range. I am skilled at fiction and storytelling, which makes me the perfect employee for handling those pesky Congressional hearings.

Thank you for your consideration of me for this position, and I look forward to hearing from you again soon.

Yours Sincerely,

DixieGal



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Old 03-18-2009, 02:07 PM   #125
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I am here to apply for the job opening. I want to be MR CFO of Stimulus Spending (Ours) and Court Jester.

My qualifications may be found by clicking my name and selecting "see other posts by DixieGal."

Thank you for your consideration of me for this position, and I look forward to hearing from you again soon.



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i'll second that !
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:09 PM   #126
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Corporate AmEx cards for everybody!

Let's see if Krispy Kreme will deliver!
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:13 PM   #127
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Let's see if Krispy Kreme will deliver!
yeah baby !!!
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:31 PM   #128
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Let's see the landslide votes for DixieGal . . . Oh hell, just APPOINT her, or anoint her, whatever it takes. Get her in office quick.
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:37 PM   #129
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Let's see the landslide votes for DixieGal . . . Oh hell, just APPOINT her, or anoint her, whatever it takes. Get her in office quick.
Anoint. Definitely anoint.
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:38 PM   #130
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with chocolate of course ....
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:42 PM   #131
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with chocolate of course ....
I think we need a fact-finding mission to KK in order to learn how it is that the chocolate glaze over the regular glaze doesn't melt and slide off the donut. I approve that expense for reimbursement.
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:46 PM   #132
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I think we need a fact-finding mission to KK in order to learn how it is that the chocolate glaze over the regular glaze doesn't melt and slide off the donut. I approve that expense for reimbursement.

They're not telling - though .... Nutritionally speaking .....
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:51 PM   #133
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I'm on it.
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:52 PM   #134
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I'm on it.

I'll just slide off into a corner and wither away .....
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Old 03-18-2009, 02:56 PM   #135
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