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Old 04-30-2011, 10:36 AM   #121
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There's the woman who within two days goes from having found her soul mate in a werewolf to being the poster child for u-haul lesbians everywhere, despite never having entertained any thoughts of homosexuality before. There are all those terribly open-minded law enforcement people in what is elsewhere acknowledged to be a close-minded [edit] Nowhere.
Yeah, this perplexed me too. But as I said, it's merely interesting, not a masterpiece.


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There's the 2000 year old werewolf who has somehow managed over all this time to nurse a petulance and emotional immaturity that would put the average eight year old to shame.
I didn't find him that immature. But that could be just because I read this a long time ago and forgot. Or because I'm a guy and all us guys are kind of immature even when we grow up...


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There's the complete lack of explanation for the transmission.
Sexually transmitted werewolf virus, isn't it obvious ?


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Well, there's the shape, and the flame and the molten wax, and I for one can certainly think of a couple different ways to make use of one or more of those aspects for the mutual enjoyment of suitably inclined, consenting adults. But I think a continuation of this train of thought is better suited for Fetlife than this august forum...
Oh I'm afraid it's MUCH TOO LATE to call this forum anything near august (thanks to Poppaea but also others)...
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Old 04-30-2011, 10:49 AM   #122
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:37 AM   #123
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Well of course you're to blame ! Just look at this song (by an all-female band called Mediaeval Baebes, based on the mediaeval song "I am Eve") :

Mé Éva ben Ádaim uill
Mé ro sáraig Ísu thall
Mé ro thall nem ar mo chloinn
Cóir is mé do-chóid sa crann

Ropa lem rigtheg dom réir
Olc in mithoga rom-thár
Olc in cosc cinad rom-chrin
For-ír! Ni hidan mo lám

Mé tuc in n-uball an-úas
Do-chúaid t ar cumang mo chraís
In céin marat-sam re lá
De ní scarat mná re bats

Ní bíad eigredd in cach dú
Ní bíad geimred gaethmar glé
Ní bíad iffern ní bíad brón
Ní bíad oman minbad mé

or translated to modern English :

I am Eve great Adam's wife
It is I that outraged the Jesus of old
It is I that stole heaven from my children
By rights it is I that should have gone upon the tree

I had a kingly house at my command
Grievous the evil choice that disgraced me grievous
The chastisement of the crime that has withered me
Alas! My hand is not clean.

It is I that plucked the apple
It overcame the control of my greed
For that women will not cease from folly
As long as they live in the light of day

There would be no ice in any place
There would be no glistening windy winter
There would be no hell there would be no sorrow
There would be no fear were it not for me

So you see, this song clearly proves that women are to blame for everything that's wrong with this world, from global warming to power failures !
So don't try to defend your wickedness, you unlicensed apple-picker you !

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You can listen to this beautifull song and others here :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLsWTBQexWo
The Mediaeval Baebes have become one of my favorite bands recently...
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Old 04-30-2011, 11:46 AM   #124
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Ah! There (as the poet said) is the rub. We can now carry 100's of books around with us to be read at a moments notice, but life is so fast paced that it's sometimes hard to find the actual time to do the reading. There is an irony in there somewhere I think.
You took the words right out of my mouth !


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Recognized the name from Epic of Gilgamesh, mostly through various fantasy and romance allusions. Sorry don't know how he became civilized, I do know that one or both of them died, but now you've got me curious, I'm going to have to find it and read it.
Since no one seems to have answered the quiz question, I'll give you all the answer - Enkidu (not me, the original I mean ) was f***ed (literally) into being civilized by a woman...


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You know, I discovered you can delete things from your browsing history at Amazon, soon after I discovered you can browse sex toys at Amazon.

You forgot to mention how you learned to delete things from your purchase history at Amazon after you ordered them...


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I think that stuff (about proof of female virginity) is mostly b.s. anyway because there is such a variation in women's anatomy. But it doesn't appear to have been b.s. to some historical people. I do wonder how many poor girls were unfairly maligned because they didn't bleed or have an average hymen.
Yeah and they can get broken while riding horses (and with bananas I've heard )...


Now as for the last TWO PAGES of discussing whether or not some immature brat is one man's son or another man's son I say - WHAT THE HELL DOES IT MATTER TO YOU ?
I've been amazed for the last few days since this marriage biz started at how many people bored with their own lives replace them with fawning over the lives of various celebrities, be it Hollywood celebs or even better royal celebs. For gods sake people, haven't you anything more important to think about in your lives than other people's marriages / divorces / love affairs / scandals / cosmetic surgery / public incidents etc. ?
As for me and the few friends I've talked to, we haven't been following this craze at all, more concerned with our own lives / careers / problems / plans etc. My folks however are kind of old and bored and they have...
And what the hell does the english royal family have to do with a thread about adult themed books on a forum about digital reading ? Unless one of you is planning to write an adult-oriented book about them (which I definitely do not plan on reading) ?
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Old 04-30-2011, 03:12 PM   #125
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Old 05-02-2011, 05:46 AM   #126
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Sexually transmitted werewolf virus, isn't it obvious?
Not terribly, no, although that does seem to be their theory - gaping holes and all. To be more precise about what my issue with this scheme is: Mr. Werewolf has gotten it on variously over the millennia, he has tied with women before, there is, in short, nothing that would explain why he never transmitted the virus before but did it so readily with our dear protagonist.
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Old 05-03-2011, 11:12 AM   #127
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I think I missed something. What book are you guys talking about with the sexually transmitted werewolf virus?
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Old 05-03-2011, 02:21 PM   #128
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I think I missed something. What book are you guys talking about with the sexually transmitted werewolf virus?
Don't get jealous, it is only sexually transmitted not by reading the book.
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Old 05-04-2011, 04:21 AM   #129
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Islador - Lupine Dreams

It's not a book as such but an erotic story available from sites like storiesonline.net.
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It's not a book as such but an erotic story available from sites like storiesonline.net.
thanks, I'll try to find it. Sounds interesting.
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:13 PM   #131
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DARN!
You WANT to be a werewolf ?
Hmm, that inspires me to a new weird poll... Just wait and see...
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Old 05-13-2011, 01:50 PM   #132
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You WANT to be a werewolf ?
Hmm, that inspires me to a new weird poll... Just wait and see...
HUH? I'd think he wants some werewolf sex... but I might be totally mistaken
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Old 05-13-2011, 02:15 PM   #133
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Maybe you're just transferring your own subconscious desires onto him ? Maybe some dark hairy musclebound werewolf meat is just what you're hungering for ?
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Old 05-13-2011, 02:23 PM   #134
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Maybe you're just transferring your own subconscious desires onto him ? Maybe some dark hairy musclebound werewolf meat is just what you're hungering for ?
I'll let you know when its your turn to be laid, babe
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Is anyone here old enough?
To remember when "Peyton Place" came out? And how young people of a certain age had to hide the fact that they were reading such a 'steamy' book? Assuming of course, they could work up the courage to buy it.

I'm not that old, but I remember my grandparents talking about it. Honest.
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