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Old 11-11-2010, 05:00 PM   #13066
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Adoration and rampant nudity, Shel!

Was the Barry Manilow song "Choke my Banana"?
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:06 PM   #13067
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I'ed like to rant about not being allowed to vent about what I want to rant about.

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Cheeseballs! Can they be prevented? Are they the fruitcake of the new millenium? Rant and vent. Vent and rant. You said I couldn't but you just can't!


Go play with Petrush and take some deeeep sloooow breaths.

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It's a Small World after all.... It's a small world after all.....

My work here is done...
THANK you Shel! I shall have to try and infect my colleagues with it tomorrow (and try and get it out. of. my. head)

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Adoration and rampant nudity, Shel!

Was the Barry Manilow song "Choke my Banana"?
I wish I had thought of that when one of 'em said they only knew the one line!
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:08 PM   #13068
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Petrush is mauling a stuffed penguin with great aplomb.

There is peace in the valley
The maltese doth mutilate a penguin
and the lion will lie down with a lamb
And the mint jelly flowed like stuff that flows.
When it goes, it goes.
You knows?
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:10 PM   #13069
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:15 PM   #13070
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Choke my
Choke my banana
Out here in my
outdoor cabana!



Hi, Am!
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:21 PM   #13071
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I'ed like to rant about not being allowed to vent about what I want to rant about. If I wanna vent about something, I'm gonna vent about it. Damn the rules! Venting is venting, ranting is ranting. You can't saddle the wind, how can you leash the vent? Let alone muzzle the ranter, let alone the rant. If I can't rant, I'm gonna vent about it. If I can't vent, I'm gonna rant about it. Which nullifies your attempts to circumvent my vent. You'll wonder where your peace of mind went if you attempt to prevent the vent! You know you can't supplant my rant, I don't have to and I just can't contain my rant, ergo you can't recant my right to rant the rant I need to rant, which is why I rant this rant I wish to rant, even though you say I can't. I came, I saw, I vented. Whether it is nobler to vent the vent or to rant the rant, seldom is heard a discouraging can't, 'cause the ranting drowns out your nay. Hey! So, now that you have been schooled on the unlimited range of rant, the vast vistas of vent, we have shared time well spent. Now I'm off to rant and vent, free to vent the rant I will now invent. Cheeseballs! Can they be prevented? Are they the fruitcake of the new millenium? Rant and vent. Vent and rant. You said I couldn't but you just can't!
I don't know how to read recluse's posts when he doesn't write in free verse prose (did I make that up? that's what I've named his post-writing style).
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:24 PM   #13072
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Bless your heart... Actually, I can think of LOTS worse than Barry (I like him, by the way - yes, I KNOW...Chris thinks it's a flaw in an otherwise nearly perfect package...I don't disillusion him that there are several dozen MORE *grin*). {whispers .... actually, I like Manilow too!}

It's a Small World after all.... It's a small world after all.....

My work here is done...
I have such a dry sense of humor that I rarely do more than smile at jokes. THIS for some reason, actually made me laugh out loud. Go, Shel! What a wicked song to plant!
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:37 PM   #13073
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Hi, Am!
Hi Jon

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I don't know how to read recluse's posts when he doesn't write in free verse prose (did I make that up? that's what I've named his post-writing style).
Just read them and go with the flow. Read it like a stream-of-concious-piece. And if all else fails have a ZCD and read them last Tuesday

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I have such a dry sense of humor that I rarely do more than smile at jokes. THIS for some reason, actually made me laugh out loud. Go, Shel! What a wicked song to plant!
I've recovered.
Partly from Recluse's Choke my banana
Partly by listening to this
And partly by listening to this
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:38 PM   #13074
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Want some moisturizer, Deb?

You don't wanna wind up with a cracked sense of humor!
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:49 PM   #13075
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Damn smart phone! My droid seems to have changed it's ring yesterday and then changed it to "silent" today. Grrrrr!!!!!! This is becoming a love-hate relationship!
Hehehe - it's starting to take over your life! You're being assimilated!
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Old 11-11-2010, 05:51 PM   #13076
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And partly by listening to this
AAAAIIIIIIEEEE!!!!! No No!!!!

Dang you!
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I'm gonna Assassinate it ! If it doesn't straighten out and fly right!!!

(Don't Let DGM read this!)
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Wait a minute! That thing flies too?
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It's a Small World after all.... It's a small world after all.....

My work here is done...
I don't think this was very nice. Deliberate. Intentional. Malicious. Sooo...

Don't worry. Be happy.



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