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Old 03-30-2010, 02:13 AM   #13051
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On second thought, I think I'll go back to watering my tomato plants. They're not dangerous, are they?
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:14 AM   #13052
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On second thought, I think I'll go back to watering my tomato plants. They're not dangerous, are they?
Reminds me of a classic NQ quote.

"I dunno. I putta inna da tamatas, and uppa cumma the marajewiana"

Old farmer trying to explain to the police how the dope crop got there.
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:35 AM   #13053
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lucky then that my vorpal blade was a bit blunt and went flipper flack off the side of the Jabberwock's neck. He survives another frabjous day!
That's nice. You just take a nap now. Uncle recluse is going to call an ambulance for you. What color were the mushrooms you ate?

If there are any Aussies here, I need a translator. She's babbling.
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:36 AM   #13054
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I think she is speaking Aussie Ebonics.
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That's nice. You just take a nap now. Uncle recluse is going to call an ambulance for you. What color were the mushrooms you ate?

If there are any Aussies here, I need a translator. She's babbling.
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I think she is speaking Aussie Ebonics.
I am feeling a little unwell

If only the vorpal blade was sharper. But yet the frabjous day is not over. I will sharpen said blade and I'm off to the tulgey wood to wait behind the tumtum tree.

The jabberwock will be dead by the end of this frabjous day.

Be back later
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If there are any Aussies here, I need a translator. She's babbling.
She forgot to sharpen her pencil. The police officer is fine, and going to a barbeque tomorrow.

Duh.
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Old 03-30-2010, 02:55 AM   #13058
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I think she is speaking Aussie Ebonics.
Ebonics?
How the heck am I gonna find an Aussie WalMart employee at this hour?
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Old 03-30-2010, 04:04 AM   #13059
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How the heck am I gonna find an Aussie WalMart employee at this hour?
Walmart? we have lotsa "septic" franchises here but Walmart is not one of them. Maybe you could try Kmart
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Old 03-30-2010, 05:05 AM   #13060
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Old 03-30-2010, 06:35 AM   #13062
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Can we change the prototype slightly .... make it a Rocker .... So then you sit in a rocking chair .... and gently drift off to sleep whilst on the Toilet .... Build in a microwave .... Then You never need to leave
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I am feeling a little unwell

If only the vorpal blade was sharper. But yet the frabjous day is not over. I will sharpen said blade and I'm off to the tulgey wood to wait behind the tumtum tree.

The jabberwock will be dead by the end of this frabjous day.

Be back later
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On second thought, I think I'll go back to watering my tomato plants. They're not dangerous, are they?
hey ! they're still alive ? nice work ! any tomatoes yet ?

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If only the vorpal blade was sharper. But yet the frabjous day is not over. I will sharpen said blade and I'm off to the tulgey wood to wait behind the tumtum tree.

The jabberwock will be dead by the end of this frabjous day.

Be back later
good luck, our beamish... ah... snake !
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