Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic) - Page 87

pshrynk · 04-17-2009, 09:12 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

that's sort of like the quail cage that they used for The Veep's target practice, isn't it? Amazing they can get elderly lawyers in something that small...

tirsales · 04-17-2009, 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

that's sort of like the quail cage that they used for The Veep's target practice, isn't it? Amazing they can get elderly lawyers in something that small...

ShortNCuddlyAm · 04-17-2009, 01:59 PM

Just came across this...

badgoodDeb · 04-17-2009, 02:06 PM

Ahhhhh ... thank you my dear!

Girls Rock!

LazyScot · 04-17-2009, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I can be bribed with chocolate and the services of a good make-up/disguise artist...

Noted.

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Originally Posted by tirsales

Quote:

Originally Posted by RWood

Chocolate powered ebook reader?

No! I couldnt read because I would eat my power supply!

I think RWood means that the reader of the ebooks is powered by chocolate, not the device on which the ebook is read is powered by chocolate. Dontya just lurve English?

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Why are the cats in lobster pots on a pram?

Dylrob · 04-19-2009, 04:57 PM

Newsflash
Automakers agree to a common plug for electric vehicles.

Now if only a certain other industry were so willing to accept a single standard...

zelda_pinwheel · 04-19-2009, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Dylrob

Newsflash
Automakers agree to a common plug for electric vehicles.

Now if only a certain other industry were so willing to accept a single standard...

keep dreaming, we're getting closer !!

RWood · 04-21-2009, 12:13 AM

And then again ...

RWood · 04-21-2009, 09:42 AM

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get..
7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a seriousface.
8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12.. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13. T ell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'

And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

14..... PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

Wetdogeared · 04-21-2009, 10:04 AM

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Originally Posted by RWood

...And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity

Stay clear of the Zombies!

WDE

vivaldirules · 04-21-2009, 10:06 AM

Ask not what your countertop can do for you. Ask what you can do for contrition!

LazyScot · 04-21-2009, 11:49 AM

If you are an optimist on a plane with only 50% of the seats taken, is the plane half full or half empty?

Sweetpea · 04-22-2009, 04:09 AM

Whoot, we finished painting two window frames last weekend! Nineteen more to go...

GeoffC · 04-22-2009, 09:59 AM

waiter !
there's a frog in my soup ....

Lady Blue · 04-22-2009, 10:20 AM

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Originally Posted by GeoffC

waiter !
there's a frog in my soup ....

But of course. You ordered frog soup, silly.

04-21-2009, 12:13 AM	#1298
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	And then again ... Attached Thumbnails

04-21-2009, 09:42 AM	#1299
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity 1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down. 2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice! 3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that. 4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks .. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso. 5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write ' For Marijuana. 6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks you get.. 7. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a seriousface. 8. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'. 9. Sing Along At The Opera. 10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You have a headache. 11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!' 12.. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!' 13. T ell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.' And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14..... PICK UP A BOX OF CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WERE THE FITTING ROOM IS.

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