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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Location: Scotland
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Paddle for all your worth ?
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Banned
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Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
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Bah, humbug!
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Karma: 157049943
Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
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The Dank Side of the Moon
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Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: Denver, CO
Device: Kindle2 & PW, Onyx Boox Go6
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Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
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I still like getting on and pushing all of the buttons before I get off.
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Banned
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
Device: Kindle 2
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I like to stand in the rear corner of a crowded elevator and bounce on the balls of my feet.
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Banned
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Bounce on your what???
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Banned
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Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: the Mortuary
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If we're going to be immature....
If I'm getting off an elevator and there is a crowd waiting to get on, right before I walk out, I let go of a colon cough. Rectal report. Release the geese. Chuck a duck. Butt bark. Cheek squeak. Air out my arse. |
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Bah, humbug!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.
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I've got a friend who likes to "let the air out" when he's the only passenger on an elevator. You don't want to get on after he gets off.
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Location: the Mortuary
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There you go, blaming Norton again!
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Grand Sorcerer
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Join Date: Oct 2009
Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650
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Bah, humbug!
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Join Date: Jun 2009
Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA
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Location: the Mortuary
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Security escorts you off the elevator and makes you sit in a room until an actual adult is willing to take responsibility for you.
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Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
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AUG 1
Friendship Day *Girlfriend's Day *Lughnasa National Minority Donor Awareness Day *Respect For Parents *Rounds Resounding Day *US Air Force Day *World Wide Web Day Sister's Day |
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Location: Finally made it to Walmart.
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