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Old 03-24-2010, 12:02 PM   #12676
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First question at work: "The paper tray has broken off the fax machine. What should we do?"
I suggest gluing it back on. Faces light up, smiles -- "Oh, we could glue it back on!"

Second question: "The printer in the back room has stopped printing and is blinking."
Me: What is on the display?
Them: "Out of paper."
Me: Maybe you should put some paper into the little drawer marked Paper Tray?
Them: "Oh. Will that make it print my report now?"
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:05 PM   #12677
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With this kind of start, the visit to the vet should be really fun today.
Another week of cat-wrestling to get eye drops in no doubt. Can't wait!
that sucks dude.

hmm, them cats ever gang up on you yet?
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:05 PM   #12678
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:05 PM   #12679
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hmm, them cats ever gang up on you yet?
Nah - only I can open the cat food cans!
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:09 PM   #12680
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My day, so far:

Got up and found one of my cats (Sammy) had gunk running out of her eye - chase cat, triage eye, make appointment to take cat into vet this afternoon.

Late to work.

First question at work: "The paper tray has broken off the fax machine. What should we do?"
I suggest gluing it back on. Faces light up, smiles -- "Oh, we could glue it back on!"

Second question: "The printer in the back room has stopped printing and is blinking."
Me: What is on the display?
Them: "Out of paper."
Me: Maybe you should put some paper into the little drawer marked Paper Tray?
Them: "Oh. Will that make it print my report now?"

With this kind of start, the visit to the vet should be really fun today.
Another week of cat-wrestling to get eye drops in no doubt. Can't wait!

please tell me that you are not working with such a crew of mental giants!
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:15 PM   #12681
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With this kind of start, the visit to the vet should be really fun today.
Another week of cat-wrestling to get eye drops in no doubt. Can't wait!


you're not chickening out, then ......
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:15 PM   #12682
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please tell me that you are not working with such a crew of mental giants!
Unfortunately my work place is populated by a mix of a few (VERY FEW) very nice bright individuals and a whole lot of people for whom the term Mercy Killing was intended -- when I try to explain something I usually am consumed with an overwhelming urge to pick up the keyboard and batter them about the ears. (Beating them senseless would be a waste of time - they're already there.)

Frighteningly, being able to hang out in the Llounge is helping to save lives!
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:16 PM   #12683
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:17 PM   #12684
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Nah - if this trend for eye medication continues I'll probably end up on a new reality TV show: "So You Think You Can Medicate Your Cat?"
Competition could be fierce!
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:19 PM   #12685
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Only if someone kicks the chair out from under me!
(You wouldn't do such a thing, would you?)
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Unfortunately my work place is populated by a mix of a few (VERY FEW) very nice bright individuals and a whole lot of people for whom the term Mercy Killing was intended -- when I try to explain something I usually am consumed with an overwhelming urge to pick up the keyboard and batter them about the ears. (Beating them senseless would be a waste of time - they're already there.)

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is this your polite way of saying that some bleach would have been appropriate in the gene pool?

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Nah - if this trend for eye medication continues I'll probably end up on a new reality TV show: "So You Think You Can Medicate Your Cat?"
Competition could be fierce!
have you tried the purrito method?
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Old 03-24-2010, 12:33 PM   #12688
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Full strength!! Followed by flame throwers in case anything crawled out the side!


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have you tried the purrito method?
Oh yeah - I can swathe a cat in a bath towel - the challenge comes from catching them (once they figured out what the dosage frequency is) and then timing the eye blink! I should have my reflexes from my last adventure with Goldie cat.
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