Silliness The 2-sentences-per-post story (starring a mysterious blonde psockpuppet?) - Page 8

TGS · 05-25-2010, 10:06 AM

"You guys wanna score" he muttered out of the corner of his mouth. "I got evrythin' a character made out of a sock could possible need, darning needles, thread, talc, Odour Eater, bits of wool, buttons...know what I mean", he winked.

poohbear_nc · 05-25-2010, 11:01 AM

I was SO embarrassed at misreading the contents of the violin case that I had to have a lie-down back stage. While I was bathing my fevered brows with lavender water I heard a loud knock at my dressing room door.

LazyScot · 05-25-2010, 05:15 PM

"Excuse me Ms Noir, but I represent an agency that believes certain clients of this establishment may represent a threat to certain key infrastructures of the United States and we'd like your help in, ummm, studying them. To be precise, the pair of socks," said a disembodied voice from behind the door.

poohbear_nc · 05-25-2010, 06:47 PM

I immediately said "What socks?" And, "Don't you always lose the left sock when you do laundry?"

omk3 · 05-25-2010, 06:54 PM

"Actually, I always find one EXTRA sock in the laundry...", the disembodied voice answered. "And don't pretend you don't know what socks I'm talking about, lady."

poohbear_nc · 05-25-2010, 07:56 PM

I hastily glanced down at my silk stockings. Both were still on my legs.

LazyScot · 05-26-2010, 03:37 PM

"And if you are having some doubts about helping, can I remind you about your escapade with the politician, some icecream and an electric toothbrush. Would the photos help you remember?" continued the voice as I thought that i really must open the door.

poohbear_nc · 05-26-2010, 06:25 PM

Oh god, there were photos? I ran to open the door, ready to spill my guts -- anyone's guts -- just to get hold of those photos!

omk3 · 05-26-2010, 07:33 PM

"I see I finally have your attention", the person at the door said. I took a good long look at him and gasped.

poohbear_nc · 05-26-2010, 07:51 PM

It was the ape! In a three-piece sharkskin suit!

Rich_D · 05-26-2010, 08:20 PM

Suddenly a strikingly handsome man jumped into the middle of the story! Then, sensing that he was needed elsewhere, he vanished leaving only a hint of what might have been.

SneakySnake · 05-26-2010, 08:42 PM

The ape smiled a smile like he knew he had me cornered. He was right!

dreams · 05-27-2010, 05:41 AM

Yum, with that voice and the way the three-piece sharkskin suit fit him, I didn't mind being cornered. I wonder if he likes ice cream and electric toothbrushes?

MJK2111 · 05-27-2010, 11:32 AM

I sashayed over to the liquor cabinet. Turning back, I asked "Can I get you a drink, big fella?"

poohbear_nc · 05-27-2010, 12:25 PM

I could murder a banana daiquiri, he replied. Then he unbuttoned his coat!

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05-25-2010, 10:06 AM	#106
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	"You guys wanna score" he muttered out of the corner of his mouth. "I got evrythin' a character made out of a sock could possible need, darning needles, thread, talc, Odour Eater, bits of wool, buttons...know what I mean", he winked.

05-25-2010, 11:01 AM	#107
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I was SO embarrassed at misreading the contents of the violin case that I had to have a lie-down back stage. While I was bathing my fevered brows with lavender water I heard a loud knock at my dressing room door.

05-25-2010, 05:15 PM	#108
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"Excuse me Ms Noir, but I represent an agency that believes certain clients of this establishment may represent a threat to certain key infrastructures of the United States and we'd like your help in, ummm, studying them. To be precise, the pair of socks," said a disembodied voice from behind the door.

05-25-2010, 06:47 PM	#109
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I immediately said "What socks?" And, "Don't you always lose the left sock when you do laundry?"

05-25-2010, 06:54 PM	#110
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"Actually, I always find one EXTRA sock in the laundry...", the disembodied voice answered. "And don't pretend you don't know what socks I'm talking about, lady."

05-25-2010, 07:56 PM	#111
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I hastily glanced down at my silk stockings. Both were still on my legs.

05-26-2010, 03:37 PM	#112
LazyScot DSil Posts: 3,201 Karma: 6895096 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hants, UK Device: Kindle, Cybook	"And if you are having some doubts about helping, can I remind you about your escapade with the politician, some icecream and an electric toothbrush. Would the photos help you remember?" continued the voice as I thought that i really must open the door.

05-26-2010, 06:25 PM	#113
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Oh god, there were photos? I ran to open the door, ready to spill my guts -- anyone's guts -- just to get hold of those photos!

05-26-2010, 07:33 PM	#114
omk3 Wizard Posts: 1,454 Karma: 37243 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Europe Device: pocketbook 360, kindle 4	"I see I finally have your attention", the person at the door said. I took a good long look at him and gasped.

05-26-2010, 07:51 PM	#115
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	It was the ape! In a three-piece sharkskin suit!

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05-26-2010, 08:20 PM	#116
Rich_D Fanatic Posts: 581 Karma: 1314896 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Pittsburgh, PA USA Device: Android phone, Kobo Glo HD, nook ST with Glo (backup)	Suddenly a strikingly handsome man jumped into the middle of the story! Then, sensing that he was needed elsewhere, he vanished leaving only a hint of what might have been.

05-26-2010, 08:42 PM	#117
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	The ape smiled a smile like he knew he had me cornered. He was right!

05-27-2010, 05:41 AM	#118
dreams It's about the umbrella Posts: 25,110 Karma: 56250158 Join Date: Jan 2009 Device: Sony 505\| K Fire \| KK 3G+Wi-Fi \| iPhone 3Gs \|Vista 32-bit Hm Prem w/FF	Yum, with that voice and the way the three-piece sharkskin suit fit him, I didn't mind being cornered. I wonder if he likes ice cream and electric toothbrushes?

05-27-2010, 11:32 AM	#119
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	I sashayed over to the liquor cabinet. Turning back, I asked "Can I get you a drink, big fella?"

05-27-2010, 12:25 PM	#120
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,855 Karma: 135242149 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	I could murder a banana daiquiri, he replied. Then he unbuttoned his coat!