Silliness The Gimme 5 Game - Page 8

montsnmags · 03-20-2010, 09:19 PM

Fluffy-nipples
Cutie-flan
Victa [perhaps an Aussie-only joke]
Calcutta
Amy Winehouse

Gimme 5 wrong things to ask a lover

happy_terd · 03-20-2010, 09:23 PM

Have you gotten fatter?
Have we met?
Mom, what time is dinner?
Could you hide under the bed for a few moments?
Would you please quit referring to me as "fluffy-nipples?"

Gimme 5 things not to say to a drunk irishman

montsnmags · 03-20-2010, 09:31 PM

Isn't Ireland a suburb of London?
How do you confuse an Irishman?
I love Irish people. That Billy Conolly is so funny!
I think Joyce is overrated.
Sorry, bar's closed.

Gimme 5 things not to say to a drunk Aussie.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 03-20-2010, 09:35 PM

Hey - your accent - New Zealand, isn't it?
Hey - your accent - South African, isn't it?
D'you still have to be a convict to live in Australia?
Time at the bar
We're out of beer

Gimme 5 things not to say to a drunk Englishman (of either gender)

poohbear_nc · 03-21-2010, 05:44 PM

Hey, aren't you Irish?
Hey, did you vote for the queen?
Do you have to be a poof to be in Parliament?
Don't you know fish & chips are bad for your health?
We're out of beer.

Gimme 5 things not to say to drunk redneck ....

happy_terd · 03-21-2010, 11:38 PM

I voted democrat
The duke boys aint real
This moonshine sucks
Nascar aint a sport
Why yes, these are some pretty lips.

Give me 5 reasons why you aren't getting anything for Christmas this year.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 03-22-2010, 10:55 AM

I've finally managed to convince all my friends and relatives not to get me anything
I've changed my identity so no-one can find me to give me anything
I've run away
It gets cancelled
I sleep through it

Gimme 5 ways to enjoy chocolate

poohbear_nc · 03-22-2010, 11:25 AM

in a cup
in a bar
in a kiss
in a sundae
in milk

Gimme 5 things that make you scream ....

happy_terd · 03-22-2010, 01:27 PM

being hit with a hammer
being hit with a ton of bricks
being hit with a tuna
being hit with bottle of frank's red hot
socialized medicine

list (not gimme) 5 things that can be found while belly button digging.

poohbear_nc · 03-22-2010, 02:12 PM

lint
cracker crumbs
cat hair
sand
the truth

Gimme 5 colors you never want to see on bathroom walls ...

ShortNCuddlyAm · 03-22-2010, 04:23 PM

Dark rusty red
Mid brown
Pale yellow
Beige with orange and yellow flecks
Bright pink

Gimme 5 very good reasons not to eat chocolate spread from the jar

poohbear_nc · 03-22-2010, 06:08 PM

[You have chocolate spread in a jar? And you thought Easy Cheese was gross?]

ShortNCuddlyAm · 03-22-2010, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

[You have chocolate spread in a jar? And you thought Easy Cheese was gross?]

[this is not in the same league as easy cheese: http://www.greenandblacks.com/uk/wha...te-spread.html]

happy_terd · 03-22-2010, 10:22 PM

it looks like poo in a cup
other people's dirty fingers in it
lid off equals flies in it
worm eggs
it just seems wrong

Gimme 5 ways to sneak into Canada

SneakySnake · 03-23-2010, 02:16 AM

Its all here...

http://everything2.com/title/How+to+...anadian+border

Gimme 5 reasons not to do any work today...

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03-20-2010, 09:19 PM	#106
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Fluffy-nipples Cutie-flan Victa [perhaps an Aussie-only joke] Calcutta Amy Winehouse Gimme 5 wrong things to ask a lover

03-20-2010, 09:23 PM	#107
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	Have you gotten fatter? Have we met? Mom, what time is dinner? Could you hide under the bed for a few moments? Would you please quit referring to me as "fluffy-nipples?" Gimme 5 things not to say to a drunk irishman

03-20-2010, 09:31 PM	#108
montsnmags Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,155 Karma: 4632658 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: none	Isn't Ireland a suburb of London? How do you confuse an Irishman? I love Irish people. That Billy Conolly is so funny! I think Joyce is overrated. Sorry, bar's closed. Gimme 5 things not to say to a drunk Aussie.

03-20-2010, 09:35 PM	#109
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Hey - your accent - New Zealand, isn't it? Hey - your accent - South African, isn't it? D'you still have to be a convict to live in Australia? Time at the bar We're out of beer Gimme 5 things not to say to a drunk Englishman (of either gender)

03-21-2010, 05:44 PM	#110
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,415 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	Hey, aren't you Irish? Hey, did you vote for the queen? Do you have to be a poof to be in Parliament? Don't you know fish & chips are bad for your health? We're out of beer. Gimme 5 things not to say to drunk redneck ....

03-21-2010, 11:38 PM	#111
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	I voted democrat The duke boys aint real This moonshine sucks Nascar aint a sport Why yes, these are some pretty lips. Give me 5 reasons why you aren't getting anything for Christmas this year.

03-22-2010, 10:55 AM	#112
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	I've finally managed to convince all my friends and relatives not to get me anything I've changed my identity so no-one can find me to give me anything I've run away It gets cancelled I sleep through it Gimme 5 ways to enjoy chocolate

03-22-2010, 11:25 AM	#113
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,415 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	in a cup in a bar in a kiss in a sundae in milk Gimme 5 things that make you scream ....

03-22-2010, 01:27 PM	#114
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	being hit with a hammer being hit with a ton of bricks being hit with a tuna being hit with bottle of frank's red hot socialized medicine list (not gimme) 5 things that can be found while belly button digging.

03-22-2010, 02:12 PM	#115
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,415 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	lint cracker crumbs cat hair sand the truth Gimme 5 colors you never want to see on bathroom walls ...

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03-22-2010, 04:23 PM	#116
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	Dark rusty red Mid brown Pale yellow Beige with orange and yellow flecks Bright pink Gimme 5 very good reasons not to eat chocolate spread from the jar

03-22-2010, 06:08 PM	#117
poohbear_nc Bah! Humbug! Posts: 63,415 Karma: 135239851 Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Durham, NC Device: Every Kindle Ever Made & To Be Made!	[You have chocolate spread in a jar? And you thought Easy Cheese was gross?]

03-22-2010, 10:22 PM	#119
happy_terd Banned Posts: 13,045 Karma: 10105011 Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Finally made it to Walmart. Device: PRS 420	it looks like poo in a cup other people's dirty fingers in it lid off equals flies in it worm eggs it just seems wrong Gimme 5 ways to sneak into Canada

03-23-2010, 02:16 AM	#120
SneakySnake I'm watching you! Posts: 6,113 Karma: 22344652 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Sunny Coast Qld, OZ Device: Sony PRS-900(unused lately) iPadAir2, want me Kindle Oasis	Its all here... http://everything2.com/title/How+to+...anadian+border Gimme 5 reasons not to do any work today...