Silliness Welcome back, Queen Zee! - Page 8

montsnmags · 10-14-2008, 07:55 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

[I]...
Hey, Marc. Have you been playing around with Amazon again?

Personally, I don't play zith Amazons - firstly, they do nothing pleasant to my googly bits, and secondly, if provoked, they do nothing pleasant to my googly bits.

(And noz, being less obtuse...)

Damn you, LazyScot (or, as a High Gibbonate blessing, "May the shadoz of inquisitiveness be removed from your shoulders that you can bathe in the golden shozer of godly glory"). I zas going to buy you this transportation device as a surprise, for your otherzise amazing, gyrating leading dedication to the anthemic hymn, or hymnal anthem. (Incidentally, your enthusiasm is noted, but you might zant to ease up on the passion in your pelvic thrusts - you might take someone's eye out zith that thing!).

Noz I'll have to go looking for something else...

Cheers,
High Gibbonate

pshrynk · 10-15-2008, 09:42 AM

Zho's this Queen Wee ze keep talking about?

nekokami · 10-15-2008, 09:55 AM

I had a nightmare this morning in which our Beloved Queen was actually staying at my house, but due to an unforseen family matter, I had to travel for most of the time that she was there. I got back to find that she was not happy. Apparently a mouse had chewed through the cord on the radio she'd brought, and there was something wonky about our phone service that kept her from being able to use her phone card to make calls.

Needless to say I felt quite miserably apologetic about the whole thing.

But not enough to want to participate in this anthem thingy.

LazyScot · 10-15-2008, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Is there a grand staircase as well? I prefer the Busby Berkley stuff on large stairwells, with lots of sparkly jewels. And kick, one, two, three .....

Well...

We could have several huge curving staircases descending into the swiming pools, down which the be-spangled Ministry (save, Mindy -- she'll out-sparkle us anyway), can dance/lope/stagger as appropriate, with suitable beautiful dives/elephantine belly flops into the pool (for the more aquatic ministry members), where we can emerge between carefully synchronised Pandas in Swinsuits.....

(There's a reason I don't do choreography....)

I also now have the ending fight of Blazing Saddles stuck in my mind....

pshrynk · 10-16-2008, 09:23 AM

You know, I think it would be a great idea if we redecorated Queen Zee's home page while she's at The Airport :sinistermusic:. I happen to know that she adores Pepto-Pink backgrounds and wildly enthusiastic color schemes for the text.

Slite · 10-16-2008, 09:28 AM

Oh oh oh! And a cheezy midi-version of "My heart will go on" on the index page! Oh oh! And dancing hampsters, and and and...... IVY SHAPED HR's and and and.... LILAC Paper background, we definitly need LILAC paper backgrounds!!!!!!

LazyScot · 10-16-2008, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by pshrynk

You know, I think it would be a great idea if we redecorated Queen Zee's home page while she's at The Airport :sinistermusic:. I happen to know that she adores Pepto-Pink backgrounds and wildly enthusiastic color schemes for the text.

I have, on occasion seen and heard about Changing Rooms. Whilst your heart may be in the right place (I'm not sure about your other organs), I fear you may be attempting to take the role of the Frilly Goth Designer himself, with all the un-intended backfiring designs that results in. If you are determined, I suggest a subtle, careful designer in tune with the Royal Zees tastes.

Alternatively, if this is about adding extra innoculation to help protect the royal brain from image hacking, then go for it (sadly, I will be unable to help in this endeavour).

pshrynk · 10-17-2008, 11:18 AM

I heard a rumor that she will be back on Sunday, so let's get busy with that pepto-pink paint, guys! And move Slite's plant stylings over against that wall! Oh, and what was it we were doing with these lava lamps? And has anyone seen the cats, lately?

RWood · 10-17-2008, 11:55 AM

I thought she was back already.

montsnmags · 10-18-2008, 02:53 AM

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Originally Posted by RWood

I thought she was back already.

Not quite - she just occasionally opens temporal portals from the dreaded Family Zone to realign her chi with some surrealist paintings she keeps on the walls, sort her chakras into Sanskrit alphabetical order, and grab a large transfusion of I-am-sane-and-besides-it's-still-illegal-to-kill-people-even-when-they're-family (or maybe I'm just projecting my own feelings

).

Cheers,
Marc

vivaldirules · 10-18-2008, 12:06 PM

The next time she opens a portal, we should seize her and pull her back into our surreality. Hail, seize her!...errr...Hail, Zelda!

pshrynk · 10-18-2008, 12:21 PM

Right! Go get a bag and I'll arrange a diversion!

Don't ask...

vivaldirules · 10-18-2008, 12:36 PM

Uh, okay. Here ya go. Take your pick.

What's next, your heinous?

pshrynk · 10-18-2008, 04:17 PM

Stand over there by the portal. Hold on to the bag tightly. She may struggle at first...

Patricia · 10-18-2008, 04:50 PM

I believe that Zelda is on a plane at the moment. She expects to be back in Paris on Sunday evening (Paris time), and says that she misses you all.

I shall see her next week at the Paris meet-up on Saturday 25th October. Why not hop on a plane and join us? Failing that, try pshrynk's portal. We'd love to see you.

10-18-2008, 12:36 PM	#118
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	Uh, okay. Here ya go. Take your pick. What's next, your heinous? Last edited by vivaldirules; 10-18-2008 at 01:08 PM. Reason: Trying to be an equal opportunity employer. Pick your left or your right.

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10-15-2008, 09:42 AM	#107
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Zho's this Queen Wee ze keep talking about?

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nekokami fruminous edugeek Posts: 6,745 Karma: 551260 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Northeast US Device: iPad, eBw 1150	I had a nightmare this morning in which our Beloved Queen was actually staying at my house, but due to an unforseen family matter, I had to travel for most of the time that she was there. I got back to find that she was not happy. Apparently a mouse had chewed through the cord on the radio she'd brought, and there was something wonky about our phone service that kept her from being able to use her phone card to make calls. Needless to say I felt quite miserably apologetic about the whole thing. But not enough to want to participate in this anthem thingy.

10-16-2008, 09:23 AM	#110
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	You know, I think it would be a great idea if we redecorated Queen Zee's home page while she's at The Airport :sinistermusic:. I happen to know that she adores Pepto-Pink backgrounds and wildly enthusiastic color schemes for the text.

10-16-2008, 09:28 AM	#111
Slite Icanhasdonuts? Posts: 2,837 Karma: 532407 Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: Mölnbo, Sweden Device: Kobo Aura 2nd edition, Kobo Clara HD	Oh oh oh! And a cheezy midi-version of "My heart will go on" on the index page! Oh oh! And dancing hampsters, and and and...... IVY SHAPED HR's and and and.... LILAC Paper background, we definitly need LILAC paper backgrounds!!!!!!

10-17-2008, 11:18 AM	#113
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I heard a rumor that she will be back on Sunday, so let's get busy with that pepto-pink paint, guys! And move Slite's plant stylings over against that wall! Oh, and what was it we were doing with these lava lamps? And has anyone seen the cats, lately?

10-17-2008, 11:55 AM	#114
RWood Technogeezer Posts: 7,233 Karma: 1601464 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Virginia, USA Device: Sony PRS-500	I thought she was back already.

10-18-2008, 12:06 PM	#116
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	The next time she opens a portal, we should seize her and pull her back into our surreality. Hail, seize her!...errr...Hail, Zelda!

10-18-2008, 12:21 PM	#117
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Right! Go get a bag and I'll arrange a diversion! Don't ask...

10-18-2008, 04:17 PM	#119
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Stand over there by the portal. Hold on to the bag tightly. She may struggle at first...

10-18-2008, 04:50 PM	#120
Patricia Reader Posts: 11,504 Karma: 8720163 Join Date: May 2007 Location: South Wales, UK Device: Sony PRS-500, PRS-505, Asus EEEpc 4G	I believe that Zelda is on a plane at the moment. She expects to be back in Paris on Sunday evening (Paris time), and says that she misses you all. I shall see her next week at the Paris meet-up on Saturday 25th October. Why not hop on a plane and join us? Failing that, try pshrynk's portal. We'd love to see you.

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