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vivaldirules · 06-24-2008, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

Well, now that we know you HAVE BEEN/were/will be elected -- just got back from the wild mountains of West Virginia. Got any cabinet posts left for me? Or at least an internship?

P.S. Ohio was still there when I drove through it, so you might want to check on your war minister (or whatever VR is). He isn't doing his job.

P.P.S. I'm having SUCH a hard time telling who is saying what!!! Everybody is Carlin today. Sigh. I have to actually *READ* the usernames. Such hard work y'all make for me.

Welcome back, badgoodfairtomiddlinDeb. You're looking fine in the shower, if I may say so. Can I get you a towel?

Ohio is filled with a bunch of fascist porkers and not worth invading so I just blew them off. Besides, Iowa (in addition to being easier to spell) is a much better prospect for bacon...er, I mean for beckoning the sincere masses there to rise up against their fraudulent government which is clearly an evil empire. We're moving in as soon as the rafts are completed. Texas is next. Those doggone Texans think they deserve everything they have - a real entitlement mentality. They need to learn to share their goodies with others and I'll be helping them with that toot-sweet.

pshrynk · 06-25-2008, 10:29 AM

I'd just like to say that the temporary technical problems we seem to be having with my avatar are, in no way related to the Pie Eating Incident.

they also have nothing to do with the malfunctioning electrodes we used when re-programming GeoffC.

Georgeorgeorgeorge Carlin may have had somthing to do with it.

pshrynk · 06-25-2008, 10:30 AM

Badgooddeb has bribed her way into being the Undersecretary of Presidential Shower Attending.

I'm going to be busy for the next four or five days.

vivaldirules · 06-25-2008, 10:54 AM

I think you need to talk openly about that incident at the Pie Eating Contest, pshwynk. The reporters from the Biweekly Planetoid have been hounding your staff members for interviews with the culprit who is....ahem....rumored to be amongst us, one might say.

tirsales · 06-25-2008, 11:03 AM

One of them even stepped on me to stop me from wiggling away.
I guess he felt sorry for that later on, but its the principal of the thing.

GeoffC · 06-25-2008, 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pshrynk

I'd just like to say that the temporary technical problems we seem to be having with my avatar are, in no way related to the Pie Eating Incident.

You look yummy ....

badgoodDeb · 06-25-2008, 01:39 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Welcome back, badgoodfairtomiddlinDeb. You're looking fine in the shower, if I may say so. Can I get you a towel?

If you click on my avatar, you'll see that I do have a towel. But yes, you can certainly hand it to me! You are such a fine lookin doggy -- and pshrynk is showing the effect of too much pie contest just now.

tirsales · 06-25-2008, 01:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

If you click on my avatar, you'll see that I do have a towel.

Pity

zelda_pinwheel · 06-25-2008, 07:25 PM

why pshrynk has to be very very careful :

spooky69 · 06-25-2008, 08:45 PM

Your life is like a Mad Lib gone wrong!

montsnmags · 06-25-2008, 09:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

I think you need to talk openly about that incident at the Pie Eating Contest, pshwynk. The reporters from the Biweekly Planetoid....

I imagine the distribution region of something called "Planetoid" includes Uranus?

Cheers,
Marc (What? Someone had to say it, and I'm not proud)

Madam Broshkina · 07-01-2008, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

"Steve Jordan is now and for the foreseeable future, Secretary of Reality Convergence, a new cabinet level department in charge of keeping the Homeland Security Secretary under control..."

What?! Are you incinerating that I, as Chief of Security and future King of Homeland Security need to be kept under control?!?! But our invasion of Ohio came off like a charm, almost. I nearly had all the bacon in that rogue state safely squirreled away into my...er...I mean into a safe locker. That is, if the Governor's stupid mutt (beagles - ya just can't trust 'em) hadn't squealed on me and let the cat out of the bag, I'd have been up to my eyeballs in bacon. I mean, we would have that state back in line. Oh, psay it ain't sew, pshrynk.

While we are on the subject of bacon I thought I let you all know about my new Tux. "Dress for Success" has always been my motto!

http://www.mcphee.com/resources/apri.../bacontux.html

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pshrynk · 07-01-2008, 04:02 PM

Vivaldi will be so pleased.

GeoffC · 07-02-2008, 08:34 AM

After succeeding to the success that may yet to come; the next campaign is for the S.G. UN?

(Bringing the thread back to the topic that was to be in hand)

pshrynk · 07-02-2008, 08:52 AM

I thought I'd go for President of Uganda. Those bad boys really know how to oppress!

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06-25-2008, 10:29 AM	#107
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I'd just like to say that the temporary technical problems we seem to be having with my avatar are, in no way related to the Pie Eating Incident. they also have nothing to do with the malfunctioning electrodes we used when re-programming GeoffC. Georgeorgeorgeorge Carlin may have had somthing to do with it.

06-25-2008, 10:30 AM	#108
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Badgooddeb has bribed her way into being the Undersecretary of Presidential Shower Attending. I'm going to be busy for the next four or five days.

06-25-2008, 10:54 AM	#109
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	I think you need to talk openly about that incident at the Pie Eating Contest, pshwynk. The reporters from the Biweekly Planetoid have been hounding your staff members for interviews with the culprit who is....ahem....rumored to be amongst us, one might say.

06-25-2008, 11:03 AM	#110
tirsales MIA ... but returning som Posts: 1,600 Karma: 511342 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Germany Device: PRS-505 and Really not owning a PRS-700	One of them even stepped on me to stop me from wiggling away. I guess he felt sorry for that later on, but its the principal of the thing.

06-25-2008, 07:25 PM	#114
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	why pshrynk has to be very very careful :

06-25-2008, 08:45 PM	#115
spooky69 Stats: Posts: 233 Karma: 1189 Join Date: Nov 2007 Device: Sony PRS-505	Your life is like a Mad Lib gone wrong!

07-01-2008, 04:02 PM	#118
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	Vivaldi will be so pleased.

07-02-2008, 08:34 AM	#119
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	After succeeding to the success that may yet to come; the next campaign is for the S.G. UN? (Bringing the thread back to the topic that was to be in hand)

07-02-2008, 08:52 AM	#120
pshrynk Beepbeep n beebeep, yeah! Posts: 11,726 Karma: 8255450 Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: La Crosse, Wisconsin, aka America's IceBox Device: iThingie, KmkII, I miss Zelda!	I thought I'd go for President of Uganda. Those bad boys really know how to oppress!

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