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			Granted, but you get "Gangnam Style".  
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I wish this cold Thing1 and Thing2 gave me would end.  | 
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			 I’m a Happy Boy! 
			
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			Granted.  Did you want the pine or the mahogany box?   
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	![]() I wish it was Friday.  | 
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			Granted. Oh look the boss just came in expecting you to work on Saturday and Sunday for those big day long meetings all next week. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I wish I were Alex Trebek.  | 
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			Granted. Then you are fired from Jeopardy, stripped of the American nationality, and sent back to Canada to hunt seals and fight polar bears. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I wish a big Reuben sandwich and a cup of clam chowder.  | 
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			Granted.  You get a cup of clam chowder, and "Peewee Herman" on a bun. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
			I wish I wasn't out of Southern Comfort ( It's medicinal...for my cold...honest!  )
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			Granted. Rhett Butler is here to sweep you off your feet! 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
	I wish dental flouride rinse didn't make me want to yak!  
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			Granted, but only because a sudden rush of parodonthosis made all your teeth fall out so you don't need flouride any more. 
		
	
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
		
	
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