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Old 06-03-2019, 09:51 AM   #114961
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Old 06-03-2019, 10:58 AM   #114962
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It occurs to us, as agents of chaos, that having the chicken befall a horrid fate has become predictable and thus not chaotic.

* Uses satanic energies to give Poohbear the power to regenerate from any wound *

There we go. Oh, and as a side effect we've have also ended world hunger. You're welcome!
That's true since one of the often-unmentioned side effects of regeneration is that, logically, any part of the chicken that is separated from the chicken will regenerate into a complete chicken.

Thus, unless PoohBear is very careful, he will soon encounter duplicates of himself that will want Guinness as much as he does because he wants it as much as they do. Plus, he will undergo an identity crisis when he begins to wonder if he is the real PoohBear...

*Solitaire1 envisions a variation of Highlander where the hordes of PoohBear fight each other so that there will only be one...who will have the Guinness.*
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Old 06-03-2019, 03:32 PM   #114963
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It occurs to us, as agents of chaos, that having the chicken befall a horrid fate has become predictable and thus not chaotic.

* Uses satanic energies to give Poohbear the power to regenerate from any wound *

There we go. Oh, and as a side effect we've have also ended world hunger. You're welcome!
*blink* *blink* Hello? Can you hear me? Am I in one piece again?
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Old 06-03-2019, 04:18 PM   #114964
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This is getting weird.

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Old 06-03-2019, 04:28 PM   #114965
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Ah, Chicken. You are looking like your old self again.

Well done!

I will dedicate my win to you.
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Old 06-03-2019, 04:31 PM   #114966
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He's looking rather tasty too. Now I win.
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Old 06-03-2019, 05:04 PM   #114967
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*blink* *blink* Hello? Can you hear me? Am I in one piece again?
Yes.

*rips leg off Poohbear. The separated leg magically cooks to a perfect golden brown, whilst Poohbear grows a new one*

Well, have a good day then.
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Old 06-03-2019, 06:08 PM   #114968
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Ow! Errr .... thank you .... I think ....

Memo to self: Fix up a disguise quickly ... it's almost dinner time here ...
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Old 06-03-2019, 06:48 PM   #114969
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Old 06-03-2019, 06:59 PM   #114970
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Aren't many hotdogs partially made from Chicken?
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Old 06-03-2019, 08:11 PM   #114971
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* Uses satanic energies to give Poohbear the power to regenerate from any wound *

Hmmmm ... in order to prevent myself from becoming perpetual dinner I must undo this spell ....

Sprinkling myself with holy water should do the trick ....

*sprinkle* *sprinkle* *sizzle* *sizzle*

Ow! It burns! It burns!

I need an exorcism!
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Old 06-03-2019, 09:37 PM   #114972
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Old 06-03-2019, 10:14 PM   #114973
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Exorcism!
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Old 06-04-2019, 01:14 AM   #114974
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<The Grand Mouse quickly dons his exorcism outfit>

<In a commanding voice>In the name of the Fifth Wiggle, 5WW and the Spawn, I command you to leave this chicken in peace.

Let this sprinkling of Holy Guinness mark the Chicken's recovery from dissolution into living chickendom.

From this post forth, let no-one take the win from the Grand Mouse, as it is rightfully his.

And may Falcon52's blessing be with you all. Amen.


<The Grand Mouse removes his exorcism outfit, and resumes in a normal voice>
Goodness, exorcism's are exhausting.

But I think poohbear_nc is back to normal again. And the win is mine. Forever and ever. Amen.
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Old 06-04-2019, 02:34 AM   #114975
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* rips another leg off Poohbear, only doesn’t grow back *

Hmm, I guess you’re correct. Most unfortunate.
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