06-29-2013, 05:23 AM | #1126 |
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Granted, she won exactly 1$ and spent the money on the way back home for some chewing gum.
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06-29-2013, 06:55 AM | #1127 |
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Granted but you forgot to add bracing to the wall and the TV is now in pieces on the floor...in 3D.
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06-29-2013, 07:23 AM | #1128 |
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Granted. But it only last a minute as Thing 1 & 2 and all their friends come in after a rain storm.
I wish I had another cup of coffee. |
06-29-2013, 02:04 PM | #1129 |
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Granted, but if revenge is a dish best served cold, then yours is old, cold and rancid, like the quasi liquid-solid in my company's coffeemaker on Monday morning.
I wish a Genie would grant me three wives, one who can cook, another who can clean, and the third to serve my higher needs. |
06-29-2013, 02:11 PM | #1130 |
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Granted, but the one to cook is a vegan, the one to clean won't let you in your own house because you mess everythig up and the one for "higher needs" is built like a tank and ugly as an ogre. And they all take two hours in the bathroom (each), pick on your newspaper in the morning, watch "Sex in the City" in the evening and snore like hell.
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06-30-2013, 08:02 AM | #1131 |
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Granted. It is a plane monument that will never fly, sits in your front yard and you are constantly cleaning up after pigeons.
I wish I had some cake. |
07-01-2013, 08:04 AM | #1133 |
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You got bicarbonate of soda, but it was bicarbonate of diet soda that contained Olestra and just made the problem worse.
Wish I had a rich benefactor. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 07-01-2013 at 08:08 AM. |
07-04-2013, 08:25 AM | #1134 |
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Granted. Unfortunately:
I wish I didn't have to think up a new wish. |
07-04-2013, 09:44 AM | #1135 |
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Granted, I looked up your last wish to spoil it but in doing so I forgot to
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07-04-2013, 09:53 AM | #1136 |
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Granted, but you're outside and it's 47C with a 110km/h wind, it meltsand sprays all over your new white shirt before you can get one lick in. You're now very hot and very sticky.
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07-04-2013, 10:18 AM | #1137 |
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Granted, but it's from yesterday afternoon standing on the porch overnight, now quite cold and decorated with some dead ants and flies.
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07-04-2013, 10:21 AM | #1138 | |
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As you were.... Last edited by WT Sharpe; 07-04-2013 at 10:23 AM. |
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I wish I could remember what it was I was going to wish for. |
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07-04-2013, 12:10 PM | #1140 |
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Granted, you can remember it, but for the life of you you can't figure out why you wanted to see the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Traal.
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