The Vent and Rant Thread

[dsvick]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Do I add the honey before or after?

You can add the honey either time, but when the yeti comes in with a spoon and starts adding nuts and raisins it is time to get out!!

[Wetdogeared]

Originally Posted by dsvick

You can add the honey either time, but when the yeti comes in with a spoon and starts adding nuts and raisins it is time to get out!!

Is the tub not big enough for them both?

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by dsvick

You can add the honey either time, but when the yeti comes in with a spoon and starts adding nuts and raisins it is time to get out!!

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by dsvick

You can add the honey either time, but when the yeti comes in with a spoon and starts adding nuts and raisins it is time to get out!!

Worse... THE cinnamon stick!!!

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

That should read, "to catch child molesters." Fixed it. Hope the shutter came from envisioning me in a dress, because that kind of make me shutter, too. Although I've always heard "don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"

it was

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

That should read, "to catch child molesters." Fixed it. Hope the shutter came from envisioning me in a dress, because that kind of make me shutter, too. Although I've always heard "don't knock it 'till you've tried it!"

Well we can close the shudders on that one.

BTW here's the story that I was referencing earlier..

http://www.9news.com/news/article.as...4944&catid=339

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

So... garlic, marmite and oatmeal for breakfast, linch and dinner

I'd lynch somebody too, if I had to eat that all day and all night. Skip the first two, and just gimme the oatmeal!

And chocolate. That must have B vitamins, dunnit?

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by badgoodDeb

....Skip the first two, and just gimme the oatmeal!

.

That could get pretty sticky too!

[recluse]

You don't eat the oatmeal to prevent bugbites.
You put oatmeal in your bath to ease the pain and itching of bugbites.

You eat the oatmeal after to keep the bathtub from clogging.

[dsvick]

Originally Posted by recluse

You don't eat the oatmeal to prevent bugbites.

But you could wear it to prevent the bug bites. Of course that would be at the risk of yeti bites

[kennyc]

Or you could feed the oatmeal to the bugs so they wouldn't bite you.

[recluse]

You could dip yourself in liquid latex and wear that all summer.

[DMcCunney]

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Hmmm ... me pretending to be a 16 year old girl to catch child molesters? I approve, but if I were to pose as a 16 year old girl, it would be in hopes of getting a new ereader from KK!

On the Internet, no one knows you're not a 16 year old girl.

There was a case years back of a chap who was a Senior Vice President at Internet provider eXcite.com. He met what he thought was an under aged girl in a chat room. The other posters were trying to tell him "Dude! You don't know if she's really a girl. She may be a cop trying to trap you! Back off!"

But wishful thinking predominates in such folks, and he believed what he wanted to believe, providing "her" with his office number to contact him, and arranging to meet. He was arrested when he got off the plane, carrying among other things a laptop with lots of photos of underage girls (nude, I suspect, though not explicitly stated.)

I never did catch the end or find out what his fate was (though I assume it wasn't good), but did wonder about willful stupidity and blindness afflicting otherwise intelligent people.
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Dennis

[badgoodDeb]

Originally Posted by recluse

You could dip yourself in liquid latex and wear that all summer.

Oooo - does that mean I can be a superhero, like the X-Men?

Oh wait -- I'm already Xena. Nevermind!!

[DMcCunney]

Originally Posted by kennyc

Or you could feed the oatmeal to the bugs so they wouldn't bite you.

You know where to get oatmeal that contains blood?
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Dennis