The Vent and Rant Thread

[happy_terd]

Originally Posted by kennyc

You could start with this:


And then add a couple of verses of:


Put the cap cap cap on on on!
Put the cap on, put the cap on!
Yes you can, yes you can!

oh and a few ch ch ch ch ch's

You stole that off of the Diarrhea song...


When you're almost to first,
and your pants start to burst,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're sliding into third,
and you lay a liquid turd,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're sliding into home,
and your pants fill with poopoo foam,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're going up a ladder,
and you feel something splatter,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're riding in a Chevy,
and you're pants get all heavy,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're walking down the street,
and something stinky hits your feet,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're driving in the car,
and the toilet is too far,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're taking a nap,
and your buttcheeks star to clap,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

When you're driving a mistubishi,
and your pants feel all squishey,
Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha, Diarrhea Cha-Cha-Cha,

[nomesque]

recluse - nasty situation with your sister It's hard when someone you care about can't or won't stand up for themselves. many angry helpless feelings

[recluse]

Thanks, Nomesque.
I think I have a solution.

Just gotta fine tune it.

[WT Sharpe]

Originally Posted by recluse

Uh, Tom?
Have you taught him how to use a condom yet?

He claims to be allergic to rubber.

There's a lot of puppies in our circle I'd like to take to the vet to have fixed!

[recluse]

I feel your pain, Tom.

There's quite a bit of fungus on my family tree too.

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by recluse

Thanks, Nomesque.
I think I have a solution.

Just gotta fine tune it.

Keep us updated, eh? *hugs*

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by nomesque

Keep us updated, eh? *hugs*

Yes.

Please do.

[recluse]

You got it.
Don't worry.

*Hugs*

[kennyc]

I'm worried....

[recluse]

I'm naked.
Pleased to meetcha!

[happy_terd]

Originally Posted by recluse

I'm naked.
Pleased to meetcha!

We have the same outfit on.


mine is less wrinkled though.

[recluse]

I don't buff myself as much as you do.

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

Urgh - very bad timing.

How old's your daughter?

25 going on 13 based on her behaviour here

What KK said. If she won't do it for herself, try and at least get her to do it for her children. I'm sure she can square it with her belief in karma somehow - helping it along a little, maybe







A co-worker also advised keeping pigs...

Originally Posted by recluse

Thanks, Nomesque.
I think I have a solution.

Just gotta fine tune it.

STOP IT!!!!

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

He claims to be allergic to rubber.

There's a lot of puppies in our circle I'd like to take to the vet to have fixed!

condoms=latex sorry dude

Originally Posted by recluse

I don't buff myself as much as you do.

buffing! is that what it is called now!?

[recluse]

Too late.

And how on Earth would I know?

[phenomshel]

You should have applied for that job - if you didn't anyway

No, I didn't. I don't have the patience for it, nor the availability (it's days, and the hours suck...I don't do mornings).