Corrupt-a-Wish - Page 74

guanaco · 01-03-2013, 02:29 PM

Granted. Then you discover that the cooker's name is Lucrezia Borgia, so that is your last meal.

I wish the ability to travel in time at will.

Iznogood · 01-03-2013, 03:07 PM

Granted. But an accident sends you back in time to the 9th century, leaving you in a world with no electrisity, mobile readers or tablets. Unfortunately, it also sends you back in time where your wish never was granted in the first place, which leaves you stranded there

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted

pilotbob · 01-03-2013, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Iznogood

Granted. But an accident sends you back in time to the 9th century, leaving you in a world with no electrisity, mobile readers or tablets. Unfortunately, it also sends you back in time where your wish never was granted in the first place, which leaves you stranded there

I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted

Granted... you get nothing.

I wish for 5 golden rings.

Dylrob · 01-03-2013, 09:57 PM

Granted. Each ring invokes a terrible curse upon whomever wears it. Whats worse is that if all five rings are worn at once the world shall end.

I wish my home was bigger on the inside.

WT Sharpe · 01-04-2013, 07:15 AM

Granted. Not only is your home bigger on the inside, but it continues to grow non-stop while the outside remains the same size. Eventually the pressure on the outer walls causes the house to explode and leaves behind a huge crater with all the space you could ever desire, if only they could find any trace of you.

I wish I had a million bucks.

Iznogood · 01-04-2013, 08:32 AM

Granted. You now have a million bucks to feed and care for. Unfortunately for you, the US just changed their laws so that selling them, killing them, giving them away or eating them are now forbidden. They're yours till death do you apart. Congratulations!

I wish somebody could digitize my precious library for me

Dylrob · 01-04-2013, 08:14 PM

Granted. They're transcoded directly into machine language. Better brush up on your binary.

I wish to own the mythical sword Excalibur.

Freeshadow · 01-05-2013, 10:57 PM

Granted. Unfortunately it's still in the stone and you can't pull it out.
I wish I had a star trekkish replicator.

Dylrob · 01-05-2013, 11:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freeshadow

Granted. Unfortunately it's still in the stone and you can't pull it out.

Spoiler:

Dylrob · 01-09-2013, 08:03 AM

Hmm... Granted. However because it is only a Star Trekkish replicator all the food it produces smells and tastes like wet dog.

I wish I'd win the contest.

samhy · 01-09-2013, 08:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dylrob

Hmm... Granted. However because it is only a Star Trekkish replicator all the food it produces smells and tastes like wet dog.

I wish I'd win the contest.

Granted, and in all your kindness you hand me your prize

I wish I could live in several countries.

Iznogood · 01-09-2013, 09:53 AM

Granted. Your foot now lives in Switserland, your head lives in Norway, and the rest of you is scattered throughout Europe. All your blood is a frozen piece of ice in the Arctic, so even though you're alive now, I suggest you enjoy most of it as fast as you can

I wish I didn't have to go to work any more

WT Sharpe · 01-09-2013, 11:52 AM

Granted. You now have to go to work 24 hours a day, but no more than that.

Wish I had a parrot.

pilotbob · 01-09-2013, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WT Sharpe

Granted. You now have to go to work 24 hours a day, but no more than that.

Wish I had a parrot.

Granted.

Wish I had a parrot.

WT Sharpe · 01-09-2013, 07:21 PM

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01-03-2013, 02:29 PM	#1096
guanaco Recovering reader Posts: 226 Karma: 8008008 Join Date: Jun 2012 Location: México Device: iPad	Granted. Then you discover that the cooker's name is Lucrezia Borgia, so that is your last meal. I wish the ability to travel in time at will.

01-03-2013, 03:07 PM	#1097
Iznogood Guru Posts: 932 Karma: 15752887 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Norway Device: Ipad, kindle paperwhite	Granted. But an accident sends you back in time to the 9th century, leaving you in a world with no electrisity, mobile readers or tablets. Unfortunately, it also sends you back in time where your wish never was granted in the first place, which leaves you stranded there I wish for a wish that cannot be corrupted

01-03-2013, 09:57 PM	#1099
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. Each ring invokes a terrible curse upon whomever wears it. Whats worse is that if all five rings are worn at once the world shall end. I wish my home was bigger on the inside.

01-04-2013, 07:15 AM	#1100
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Granted. Not only is your home bigger on the inside, but it continues to grow non-stop while the outside remains the same size. Eventually the pressure on the outer walls causes the house to explode and leaves behind a huge crater with all the space you could ever desire, if only they could find any trace of you. I wish I had a million bucks.

01-04-2013, 08:32 AM	#1101
Iznogood Guru Posts: 932 Karma: 15752887 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Norway Device: Ipad, kindle paperwhite	Granted. You now have a million bucks to feed and care for. Unfortunately for you, the US just changed their laws so that selling them, killing them, giving them away or eating them are now forbidden. They're yours till death do you apart. Congratulations! I wish somebody could digitize my precious library for me

01-04-2013, 08:14 PM	#1102
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Granted. They're transcoded directly into machine language. Better brush up on your binary. I wish to own the mythical sword Excalibur.

01-05-2013, 10:57 PM	#1103
Freeshadow temp. out of service Posts: 2,818 Karma: 24285242 Join Date: May 2010 Location: Duisburg (DE) Device: PB 623	Granted. Unfortunately it's still in the stone and you can't pull it out. I wish I had a star trekkish replicator.

01-09-2013, 08:03 AM	#1105
Dylrob Murderous Mustela Posts: 10,234 Karma: 48000000 Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: The other land of schnitzel and beer Device: iPad M1 Pro, Kindle Paperwhite	Hmm... Granted. However because it is only a Star Trekkish replicator all the food it produces smells and tastes like wet dog. I wish I'd win the contest.

01-09-2013, 09:53 AM	#1107
Iznogood Guru Posts: 932 Karma: 15752887 Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Norway Device: Ipad, kindle paperwhite	Granted. Your foot now lives in Switserland, your head lives in Norway, and the rest of you is scattered throughout Europe. All your blood is a frozen piece of ice in the Arctic, so even though you're alive now, I suggest you enjoy most of it as fast as you can I wish I didn't have to go to work any more

01-09-2013, 11:52 AM	#1108
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	Granted. You now have to go to work 24 hours a day, but no more than that. Wish I had a parrot.

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01-09-2013, 07:21 PM	#1110
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.