01-03-2013, 01:29 PM | #1096 |
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Granted. Then you discover that the cooker's name is Lucrezia Borgia, so that is your last meal.
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01-03-2013, 02:07 PM | #1097 |
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Granted. But an accident sends you back in time to the 9th century, leaving you in a world with no electrisity, mobile readers or tablets. Unfortunately, it also sends you back in time where your wish never was granted in the first place, which leaves you stranded there
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01-03-2013, 02:50 PM | #1098 | |
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I wish for 5 golden rings. |
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01-03-2013, 08:57 PM | #1099 |
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Granted. Each ring invokes a terrible curse upon whomever wears it. Whats worse is that if all five rings are worn at once the world shall end.
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01-04-2013, 06:15 AM | #1100 |
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Granted. Not only is your home bigger on the inside, but it continues to grow non-stop while the outside remains the same size. Eventually the pressure on the outer walls causes the house to explode and leaves behind a huge crater with all the space you could ever desire, if only they could find any trace of you.
I wish I had a million bucks. |
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01-04-2013, 07:32 AM | #1101 |
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Granted. You now have a million bucks to feed and care for. Unfortunately for you, the US just changed their laws so that selling them, killing them, giving them away or eating them are now forbidden. They're yours till death do you apart. Congratulations!
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01-04-2013, 07:14 PM | #1102 |
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Granted. They're transcoded directly into machine language. Better brush up on your binary.
I wish to own the mythical sword Excalibur. |
01-05-2013, 09:57 PM | #1103 |
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Granted. Unfortunately it's still in the stone and you can't pull it out.
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01-05-2013, 10:47 PM | #1104 | |
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01-09-2013, 07:03 AM | #1105 |
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Hmm... Granted. However because it is only a Star Trekkish replicator all the food it produces smells and tastes like wet dog.
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01-09-2013, 07:44 AM | #1106 |
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01-09-2013, 08:53 AM | #1107 |
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Granted. Your foot now lives in Switserland, your head lives in Norway, and the rest of you is scattered throughout Europe. All your blood is a frozen piece of ice in the Arctic, so even though you're alive now, I suggest you enjoy most of it as fast as you can
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01-09-2013, 10:52 AM | #1108 |
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Granted. You now have to go to work 24 hours a day, but no more than that.
Wish I had a parrot. |
01-09-2013, 12:36 PM | #1109 |
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01-09-2013, 06:21 PM | #1110 |
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