The Vent and Rant Thread

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

I'm kind of afraid to ask what the pedaling function is for

It's a constipation-relief mechanism. Holistic. No side-effects except falling off if you're unco-ordinated.

Originally Posted by montsnmags

You're welcome to come, but you might need more than a change of hair colour to distract my siblings: The Antichrist, Golden Boy, and Aunty Bent.

Note to self: Bring flamethrower and pineapple-gun.

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Bored.

I don't typically like the feeling.

Letting up a flare helps with the boredom.

Especially if you're indoors at the time

Originally Posted by recluse

You, lame?
Never!

You are brilliant, witty, and delightfully cranky at times.

MWAH! Thank you. I'll admit to being selfishly pleased when your insomnia keeps you awake to talk to me! Horrible of me, but I promise I'm not sending "wake up recluse!!" vibes.

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by nomesque

...
Note to self: Bring flamethrower and pineapple-gun.
...

Hey! How'd you know 'bout the pineapple-gun?!

[Javed]

Pineapple gun. How would that work?

[nomesque]

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Hey! How'd you know 'bout the pineapple-gun?!

*evil grin*

Originally Posted by Javed

Pineapple gun. How would that work?

Big tube + explosives + lots of pineapples. Frozen for extra bruises, heated for a soft splat that burns like liquid owie stuff.

[Javed]

Originally Posted by nomesque

*evil grin*

Big tube + explosives + lots of pineapples. Frozen for extra bruises, heated for a soft splat that burns like liquid owie stuff.

I guess the sharp prickly leaves aren't removed then?

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by Javed

I guess the sharp prickly leaves aren't removed then?

Now THAT was a sharp post !!!! #11,000 !

[Javed]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Now THAT was a sharp post !!!! #11,000 !

I hadn't even noticed that, Geoff. Sharp at one end and well rounded at the other; just like a pineapple!










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[recluse]

Insomnia and Aussies.
Perfect.
And to think I was trying to keep a grip on Reality.
Personally, I think there is too little being done about the turtles. You can ignore the issue all you want, but there it is. And the newts are in the same boat. When was the last time anyone said anything constructive about the newts? Well, sure, the turtles do, but you don't see them getting any respect for it. And then there are the frogs. Look at the mess they're in. The toads are even worse off. People licking them all over the place, it's no wonder they've all got the flu. Next thing you know, they'll be off violating the produce. Touching the tomatoes. Fingering the fennel. Groping the grapes. You'll see! Beets! Verily, it shall be a day that will live in infamy! Vinyl siding and all! Urinating in the pool of human events without thought of the wallpaper! Remember when it was safe to lick a nice patch of wallpaper? No more! Gone the way of the potted iguana and the inflatable squid! They lay rabbits upon the loins of polite society and grin! Garnish? Don't think for a minute that the chipmunks aren't keeping track of every sperm that can't be found! They're checking up on every one! These little town blues are pissing me off, watch and see. Crabs, rodents, crunchy hen if not for beer! Five for a dollar at Safeway ain't a dollar for five at noon, menopause be damned? For more than leaven gears logo, far north brothers gathered in their masses and then are villified for their gases! You can start forest fires if not for the knees. Group colonoscopies available, photographer on site. Limber waves of groin. Purple Nomesque's fantasies against the windowpane. Harmonica. Queen Victoria drank for the love of a good riding lawnmower. Hamperdamp. Waffles abound without recourse. Boxers, briefs or iPads, it all sticks to the wall if thrown. No place for gnomes. Adrian shines down upon the witless, hairless and golden brown, lightly fried in canola oil. If not for our armpits then for an elves. House salad, please. Vinegar and water. The summer wind, from out thine own shorts it blew.

[LCF]

Lost my internet connection and missed the 1000000th post, for which I stayed awake almost as long as recluse... Now I'm sleepy and unhappy. And have to go to work...

[kennyc]

Originally Posted by LCF

Lost my internet connection and missed the 1000000th post, for which I stayed awake almost as long as recluse... Now I'm sleepy and unhappy. And have to go to work...

So who won the iPad?

[GeoffC]

iPad - which iPad would that be ?

mmmm we see a number of the Mods with iPads these days .....

[yvanleterrible]

Originally Posted by happy_terd

Bored.

I don't typically like the feeling.

. Don't you read? Who can be bored that reads? Aren't you here for the joys of reading?

What kind of books do you read, maybe I can help you choose?

[kennyc]

He's a thrill junkie....something like that....

or money.....

[kindlekitten]

Originally Posted by recluse

Insomnia and Aussies.
Perfect.
And to think I was trying to keep a grip on Reality.
Personally, I think there is too little being done about the turtles. You can ignore the issue all you want, but there it is. And the newts are in the same boat. When was the last time anyone said anything constructive about the newts? Well, sure, the turtles do, but you don't see them getting any respect for it. And then there are the frogs. Look at the mess they're in. The toads are even worse off. People licking them all over the place, it's no wonder they've all got the flu. Next thing you know, they'll be off violating the produce. Touching the tomatoes. Fingering the fennel. Groping the grapes. You'll see! Beets! Verily, it shall be a day that will live in infamy! Vinyl siding and all! Urinating in the pool of human events without thought of the wallpaper! Remember when it was safe to lick a nice patch of wallpaper? No more! Gone the way of the potted iguana and the inflatable squid! They lay rabbits upon the loins of polite society and grin! Garnish? Don't think for a minute that the chipmunks aren't keeping track of every sperm that can't be found! They're checking up on every one! These little town blues are pissing me off, watch and see. Crabs, rodents, crunchy hen if not for beer! Five for a dollar at Safeway ain't a dollar for five at noon, menopause be damned? For more than leaven gears logo, far north brothers gathered in their masses and then are villified for their gases! You can start forest fires if not for the knees. Group colonoscopies available, photographer on site. Limber waves of groin. Purple Nomesque's fantasies against the windowpane. Harmonica. Queen Victoria drank for the love of a good riding lawnmower. Hamperdamp. Waffles abound without recourse. Boxers, briefs or iPads, it all sticks to the wall if thrown. No place for gnomes. Adrian shines down upon the witless, hairless and golden brown, lightly fried in canola oil. If not for our armpits then for an elves. House salad, please. Vinegar and water. The summer wind, from out thine own shorts it blew.

what an amazing bit of free association! are you channeling Adrian?

Originally Posted by kennyc

He's a thrill junkie....something like that....

or money.....

I'm kind of an adrenaline junkie. that's half my problem

[poohbear_nc]

Originally Posted by kindlekitten

what an amazing bit of free association! are you channeling Adrian?

The scary thing is he typed it all on a Kindle!!