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Why not let the kids on the lawn? It's better than them being on the shed?
They should never be one the shed...really. Horrible things will happen if they don't get off the shed.
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Bah! Humbug!
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Durham, NC
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chicken in the road win
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Samurai Lizard
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Why are you not crossing the road? How can you resist crossing the road?
Remembering the past win. |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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why should I cross the road?
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Join Date: Oct 2012
Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because that was the quest and it needed the XP. |
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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I haven't crossed the road yet .....
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Karma: 96828311
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Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
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Get moving!
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Grand Sorcerer
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Join Date: Nov 2010
Location: USA
Device: Nexus 7 2, Samsung Galaxy Tab A 8" (retired=Sony PRS650, Kobo Mini)
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Sleepy win.
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Bah! Humbug!
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Location: Durham, NC
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To move or not to move?
This way or that way? *chicken ponders deeply whilst in the road* |
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
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Look out for that truck!
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Member Retired
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Why did the chicken cross the road?
It has a way deeper meaning than you might think: The chicken walked past a KFC, staring at the people eating buckets of chicken. The chicken also knew that the chicken population was 3 times the humans'. He also knew that 136986301 chickens are killed every day all around the world for food. The chicken knew. He knew the future. His faith. His end. So he decided "I will not let these monstrous creatures take my Soul," and he walked over to a busy street. The chicken, burning with fury (better than burning with cooking oil, at least) took his first step. The chicken crossed the road. Why? Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the cruelties of humanity. To be free. To disappear from Earth. To go to a more peaceful place. He couldn't bear it anymore. So, why? Why did he cross? To get to "the OTHER side". - Kiwisaurus Last edited by Kiwisaurus; 10-06-2018 at 12:14 AM. |
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I’m a Happy Boy!
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Location: Evil Canada (goatees ya know)
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Whoa.
More likely he was motivated by that bar with the neon flashing Guinness sign out front. |
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Member Retired
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it's still on this side
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Member Retired
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Damn!
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