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Old 10-05-2018, 07:21 PM   #109576
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Old 10-05-2018, 07:45 PM   #109577
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Old 10-05-2018, 08:24 PM   #109578
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Why are you not crossing the road? How can you resist crossing the road?

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Old 10-05-2018, 08:45 PM   #109579
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:10 PM   #109580
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Because that was the quest and it needed the XP.
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:28 PM   #109581
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Old 10-05-2018, 09:44 PM   #109582
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Old 10-05-2018, 10:01 PM   #109583
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Old 10-05-2018, 10:13 PM   #109584
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To move or not to move?

This way or that way?

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Old 10-05-2018, 11:42 PM   #109585
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Old 10-06-2018, 12:12 AM   #109586
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Why did the chicken cross the road?

It has a way deeper meaning than you might think:

The chicken walked past a KFC, staring at the people eating buckets of chicken.

The chicken also knew that the chicken population was 3 times the humans'.

He also knew that 136986301 chickens are killed every day all around the world for food.

The chicken knew.

He knew the future.

His faith.

His end.

So he decided "I will not let these monstrous creatures take my Soul," and he walked over to a busy street.

The chicken, burning with fury (better than burning with cooking oil, at least) took his first step.

The chicken crossed the road.

Why?

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To run away from the cruelties of humanity.

To be free.

To disappear from Earth.

To go to a more peaceful place.

He couldn't bear it anymore.

So, why?

Why did he cross?

To get to

"the OTHER side".

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Old 10-06-2018, 12:22 AM   #109587
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Whoa.

More likely he was motivated by that bar with the neon flashing Guinness sign out front.
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Old 10-06-2018, 12:49 AM   #109588
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Whoa.

More likely he was motivated by that bar with the neon flashing Guinness sign out front.
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Old 10-06-2018, 01:24 AM   #109589
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it's still on this side
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Old 10-06-2018, 01:29 AM   #109590
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