Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic) - Page 73

montsnmags · 02-27-2009, 01:18 AM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

I hope that your anti-tetanus protection is up to date, Marc.

I figure anything that can live through a Blood ZCD Concentration of around 3.1416% and subsequently retain normal operational capability probably deserves to live more than me.

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Originally Posted by RWood

Somehow I just can't quite see Marc with Lockjaw.

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Originally Posted by Patricia

It might not stop him typing.

Hope springs eternal.

Cheers,
Marc

GeoffC · 02-27-2009, 04:31 AM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

I was passed today by a parcels van labelled "Same Day" and "Next Day". Avoiding the obvious confusion over how one van can delivery a parcel in such a fashion, I wondered why there isn't a "Yesterday" delivery service?

It's one of Montsmags Enterprises' sidelines - just there has never been any takers - as yet ....

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

I figure anything that can live through a Blood ZCD Concentration of around 3.1416% and subsequently retain normal operational capability probably deserves to live more than me.

Hope springs eternal.

Cheers,
Marc

ZCD comes in PI-shaped doses?

LazyScot · 02-27-2009, 09:54 AM

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Originally Posted by RWood

Maybe this will stop those birds flying into planes

Hmmm. I must have missed a med. I could have sworn that was a picture of a squirrel on the front of the jumbo. But when I regained consciousness, it had changed.

zelda_pinwheel · 02-28-2009, 09:55 AM

hm. based on the sound of the power tools some unidentified but very near neighbor is using today, it would appear they are trying to tunnel into my appartment. i wonder what they are hoping to find here ?

vivaldirules · 02-28-2009, 10:10 AM

The Shums! Run for it Zee!

zelda_pinwheel · 02-28-2009, 10:14 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

The Shums! Run for it Zee!

sweet baby jesus on a cracker.

they've decided to escalate the hostilities.

i think it's time to take evasive measures.

if you don't hear from me in the next couple of days, please send a PNS task force to rescue me.

vivaldirules · 02-28-2009, 10:31 AM

PNS? Person with Ninja Sword? (i.e., badgoodDeb)

zelda_pinwheel · 02-28-2009, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by vivaldirules

PNS? Person with Ninja Sword? (i.e., badgoodDeb)

pfff. Pirate Ninja Squirrels !!! they are obviously the only ones who could take on the shums.

well, maybe adrian could too.

in fact you should send him as back up, in case the PNS are overwhelmed.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 02-28-2009, 12:15 PM

I'll send the yeti along too. He looks scary, even if he isn't...

Meanwhile, if you find the tunnel's entrance, just through bad eggs down it - should be enough to putoff all but the most hardened SHUMs...

zelda_pinwheel · 02-28-2009, 03:28 PM

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Originally Posted by ShortNCuddlyAm

I'll send the yeti along too. He looks scary, even if he isn't...

Meanwhile, if you find the tunnel's entrance, just through bad eggs down it - should be enough to putoff all but the most hardened SHUMs...

thanks for the assistance !! and good suggestion. too bad : i did have an egg which was getting quite old in the fridge, but i realised it was well past its "eat me" date last week and threw it away. next time i'll be sure to save it, for such emergencies.

LazyScot · 02-28-2009, 07:08 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

pfff. Pirate Ninja Squirrels !!! they are obviously the only ones who could take on the shums.

well, maybe adrian could too.

in fact you should send him as back up, in case the PNS are overwhelmed.

I suppose, if you get desperate, we could try ADG (Angry DixieGal[*]), though there appears to be a risk of friendly fire/collateral damage (and, I think, large parts of the planet are still recovering from her last assault)...

[* I know she's rarely angry, but the thought of you being kidnapped and tortured by the SHUMs might be enough....]

zelda_pinwheel · 02-28-2009, 07:14 PM

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Originally Posted by LazyScot

I suppose, if you get desperate, we could try ADG (Angry DixieGal[*]), though there appears to be a risk of friendly fire/collateral damage (and, I think, large parts of the planet are still recovering from her last assault)...

[* I know she's rarely angry, but the thought of you being kidnapped and tortured by the SHUMs might be enough....]

excellent point ; i think ADG could also take on the shums and win. but yes, best kept as a last resort measure i think !

montsnmags · 02-28-2009, 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by zelda_pinwheel

pfff. Pirate Ninja Squirrels !!! they are obviously the only ones who could take on the shums.

well, maybe adrian could too.

in fact you should send him as back up, in case the PNS are overwhelmed.

Although the PNS are unlikely to be overwhelmed, well, they are the PNS, and, to be honest, the little bastiches will probably hold back on their final pincer movement until you sign a formal acceptance of their bill. So, I've arranged an alternative, a group that have been training under the PNS and have said they'd like to help out, gratis, seeing as you're so friendly to their kind:

Cheers,
Marc

zelda_pinwheel · 02-28-2009, 08:20 PM

yay !!! itteh bitteh ninjas comitteh to the rescue !!!!

LazyScot · 03-01-2009, 04:17 AM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Cheers,
Marc

This place is seriously messing with my mind. My first thought on seeing the picture was: "Charlie's Angels". My second was "duck". And my third was "No wonder the dogs hid for a bit."

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02-28-2009, 09:55 AM	#1084
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	hm. based on the sound of the power tools some unidentified but very near neighbor is using today, it would appear they are trying to tunnel into my appartment. i wonder what they are hoping to find here ?

02-28-2009, 10:10 AM	#1085
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	The Shums! Run for it Zee!

02-28-2009, 10:31 AM	#1087
vivaldirules When's Doughnut Day? Posts: 10,059 Karma: 13675475 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Houston, TX, US Device: Sony PRS-505, iPad	PNS? Person with Ninja Sword? (i.e., badgoodDeb)

02-28-2009, 12:15 PM	#1089
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	I'll send the yeti along too. He looks scary, even if he isn't... Meanwhile, if you find the tunnel's entrance, just through bad eggs down it - should be enough to putoff all but the most hardened SHUMs...

02-28-2009, 08:20 PM	#1094
zelda_pinwheel zeldinha zippy zeldissima Posts: 27,827 Karma: 921169 Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Paris, France Device: eb1150 & is that a nook in her pocket, or she just happy to see you?	yay !!! itteh bitteh ninjas comitteh to the rescue !!!!