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timebug · 03-20-2020, 04:52 AM

We have new neighbours. I think they may be Italian,because at tea tome I heard the mother shout he son and ask where he was,and I heard him reply
'Mamma Mia' ('Mam I'm here!')

drjd · 03-25-2020, 12:50 PM

Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“

The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!”

Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now."

drjd · 03-26-2020, 07:22 AM

When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.

drjd · 03-28-2020, 07:51 AM

He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.

issybird · 03-28-2020, 07:04 PM

.....

Bookpossum · 03-29-2020, 01:29 AM

Alas, poor Daddy!

doubleshuffle · 03-29-2020, 01:40 AM

Knives -- where's the social distancing here?! Totally irresponsible post; they should have guns, not knives!

doubleshuffle · 03-29-2020, 02:48 AM

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drjd · 03-29-2020, 07:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by issybird

.....

drjd · 03-29-2020, 07:49 AM

There will be a minor baby boom, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the Quaranteens!

crich70 · 03-29-2020, 10:29 AM

Then there was the physicist who felt that science was elementary.

doubleshuffle · 03-29-2020, 12:31 PM

A midget psychic robbed a bank today. Be on the lookout for a small medium at large.

BetterRed · 03-30-2020, 02:07 AM

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

LMAO

drjd · 03-30-2020, 01:09 PM

The baseball player's swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.

badgoodDeb · 03-30-2020, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BetterRed

Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device

LMAO

Thank you -- worth sharing again! (I did.)

03-28-2020, 07:04 PM	#10880
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03-20-2020, 04:52 AM	#10876
timebug Ancient Sage Posts: 14,585 Karma: 15493448 Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Derby U.K. Device: Kobo Reader	We have new neighbours. I think they may be Italian,because at tea tome I heard the mother shout he son and ask where he was,and I heard him reply 'Mamma Mia' ('Mam I'm here!')

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drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Husband: “Call 911 quick, I think I’m having a heart attack!“ The wife picked up his cell phone to call. She said, “Give me your password!” Husband: "Never mind, I’m feeling much better now."

03-26-2020, 07:22 AM	#10878
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	When the off-duty copper fell into an electroplating bath, his mettle was galvanized by a sudden zincing feeling and he knew his mass was brass.

03-28-2020, 07:51 AM	#10879
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	He built his entire itch-cream business from scratch.

03-29-2020, 01:29 AM	#10881
Bookpossum Snoozing in the sun Posts: 10,146 Karma: 115423645 Join Date: Jul 2011 Location: Melbourne, Australia Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch	Alas, poor Daddy!

03-29-2020, 01:40 AM	#10882
doubleshuffle Unicycle Daredevil Posts: 13,944 Karma: 185432100 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: Planet of the Pudding Brains Device: Aura HD (R.I.P. After six years the USB socket died.) tolino shine 3	Knives -- where's the social distancing here?! Totally irresponsible post; they should have guns, not knives!

03-29-2020, 02:48 AM	#10883
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03-29-2020, 07:49 AM	#10885
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	There will be a minor baby boom, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the Quaranteens!

03-29-2020, 10:29 AM	#10886
crich70 Grand Sorcerer Posts: 11,310 Karma: 43993832 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Monroe Wisconsin Device: K3, Kindle Paperwhite, Calibre, and Mobipocket for Pc (netbook)	Then there was the physicist who felt that science was elementary.

03-29-2020, 12:31 PM	#10887
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03-30-2020, 02:07 AM	#10888
BetterRed null operator (he/him) Posts: 22,007 Karma: 30277294 Join Date: Mar 2012 Location: Sydney Australia Device: none	Astrophysicist gets magnets stuck up nose while inventing coronavirus device LMAO

03-30-2020, 01:09 PM	#10889
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	The baseball player's swing was so good, some said it defied the Laws of Physics. The critics, however, claimed his bat was quarked.