Unutterably Silly Zelda is.....LOST!!!

[GeoffC]

Wait !


New memories !



You mean he's having a brain transplant, or are they using some new psyc-treatment and he's the guinea-pig !!!!!

[Greg Anos]

There's only one way to lure Zelda back, but I'm too busy to write....

[montsnmags]

Originally Posted by GeoffC

Wait !


New memories !



You mean he's having a brain transplant, or are they using some new psyc-treatment and he's the guinea-pig !!!!!

You people with your "or" all the time. Why can't it be both?

[recluse]

Wait a minute...

I thought pshrynk was a psychiatric doctor thingie.
Not a psych patient.


Jon

[montsnmags]

How'd the old playground retort go...

"It takes one to know one."

[recluse]

That goes without saying.

But you're only allowed to experiment on patients.


Jon

[GeoffC]

Originally Posted by recluse

That goes without saying.

But you're only allowed to experiment on patients.


Jon

No, you mean they are only allowed to practice on patients .... !

[happy_terd]

Has there been a sighting?

[YGG-]

Yes, I've had an exchange w/ her on FB a few days ago!

[Greg Anos]

Originally Posted by YGG-

Yes, I've had an exchange w/ her on FB a few days ago!

We miss her. I hope she's making lots of bucks (excuse me - Euros) for all of this work...

[vivaldirules]

At least she's still alive and breathing. Let's hope so, anyway. Of course, you never know. Maybe she was in a train wreck and is a zombie now and you were communicating with her undead self. Or maybe it was her clone. Or maybe it was Adrian pretending to be her by use of his magical interdimensional skills. I mean, do we really know?

[LazyScot]

Sodding Sisyphean work load!

Originally Posted by montsnmags

You people with your "or" all the time. Why can't it be both?

Those of us with a computing background don't consider or exclusive, unless specifically marked as such.

Originally Posted by recluse

Wait a minute...

I thought pshrynk was a psychiatric doctor thingie.
Not a psych patient.


Jon

Ahh, is that one of those misplaced exclusive or things?

And is it possible Zelda has had a mishap with a montsnmags enterprises product and a ZCD resulting in a degree of fast forward meaning the time is flying past too quickly for her to catch up with everything.

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

At least she's still alive and breathing. Let's hope so, anyway. Of course, you never know. Maybe she was in a train wreck and is a zombie now and you were communicating with her undead self. Or maybe it was her clone. Or maybe it was Adrian pretending to be her by use of his magical interdimensional skills. I mean, do we really know?

[YGG-]

She says she'll be back ASAP; appreciates the attention; is over-worked etc. (so "alive & well & living in Paris" as the saying goes).

[LazyScot]

Originally Posted by YGG-

She says she'll be back ASAP; appreciates the attention; is over-worked etc. (so "alive & well & living in Paris" as the saying goes).

So it's not that she's fallen into an argument with a Parisenne Taxi Driver?

[zelda_pinwheel]

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Sound the alarms! Everybody up! Zelda is LOST! She wuz last scene in a rather strangish novel with a stoned crab, I think. Wait, that was a few months back. Okay, she wuz last scene in a low-cut dress in the bar with a roasting chicken. No, wait. That was sum buddy else. Okay, I dunno when the hell she wuz last scene. But sum buddy gotsa goes and finds her! Hitch the wagons and send out the commandos!

aw ! thanks for worrying about me ! i feel so loved. i've missed you too.

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

I think I heard mention something about her having a small aperitif with a man with an axe. I hope she survived ok.

"small" apéritif ? pfff. you *should* worry if you ever hear of me doing that. i make a point of honour of only drinking full-size apéritifs ! but don't worry wde, the only men with axes i frequent are perfectly charming ambassadors, who only carry an axe for effect. and only occasionally, at that.

Originally Posted by beppe

Geoff is breeding toads, maybe she went there to kiss one on the nose. You know these magic princesses.

I would not mind being kissed on the nose by one of those. Zeldinha mea adorada mea tenerississima, besame!
(latin charm, sometimes it works). You try, you doggie, maybe you have a German shepherd streak.

Do we have a nice looking scandinavian? No, the hand in the duramater is quite out of the question.

oh beppe, how could i resist your latin charm ? here is a kiss for you.

Originally Posted by beppe

by a small aperitif you mean aperitives. Although she might say, if questioned, a small aperitif a few times. And to save the poor flat feet of garçon out of natural gracious kindness, to tell him to bring them all at once.

see, beppe understands how it works.

Originally Posted by Gaurnim

Nope, it was me.
Never mind the axe, I'm non-violent (or only very infrequently violent ) ! Anyway I would never harm the Queen that provides me with such wonderful jobs !
Last time I saw her, she was with NicolasR and leaving for the Metro.

exactly ! that is the man with the axe i have apéritifs with. he is absolutely civilised.

Now that I think about it, the metro station was Bastille ... Maybe she got in trouble there, being a Queen !
But I suppose the good people of Paris would let it be known if they had captured a Queen. So I'm quite confident she is okay, as there has been no sign of revolutionary singing in the streets around here.

i never thought of that !! from now on perhaps i should avoid that métro station... but anyway, like you say, i think we would hear some rumblings if there were any danger.

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

I got this direct from Red...

Like me, she's working lots of long hours on a big project in her outside MR life. When it gets done, she'll be back...

(At least she promised me....)

although Red has been known to exaggerate somewhat (he can't help himself. apparently a side effect of too many pearls), in this case he tells the simple truth.

Originally Posted by alecE

The Queen is kissing amphibians? I shall hop to the front of the queue!!!!

you're my favourite amphibian, alecE.

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

FIE!!! And FOWL!!! How can life be so cruel?! And to our queen! I say we go find her and rescue her from this torture that you call w***! Just please don't say that again.

cruel indeed !!! thank the squirrels on crackers you're prepared to rescue me. whenever you're ready !

Send out the scouts! And the dogs! Oh, that would be me. Okay, I'll go and look for her. Did you say that the nasty w*** might be out there with her? Maybe I should just stay here and watch out the window and bark my fool head off if I see anything (like I usually do).

ah, i see, so that's how it is ! i guess i'll just have to get myself out of this on my own. 'sokay. i'm getting to be a real pro at w***. alas.

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Shall we trebuchet her a care package of donuts?

pff. as if you even have to ask. YES !!!!
/opens the window and watches the skies, ready and waiting.

Originally Posted by cassidym

Been wondering where Queen Z got off to. Anybody spots here, post here quick!

/waves hi cassidy !! i've misssed you too. sorry to be away lately !

Originally Posted by poohbear_nc

Queen Z has been trapped in "real life" work - with no escape!

sad but true... i'm still waiting for those doughnuts by the way.

Originally Posted by Catire

This means I get to be king right? .... I mean it's only fair.


Oh and by the way, I didn't do it! Honest!

what ?? you STILL haven't managed to storm the castle ? sheesh, how long have you been at it ? i'm starting to think those Acme Correspondance School classes on "How To Be An Evil Mastermind And Take Over Teh Universe" you've been following may not be as effective as they claim to be.

Originally Posted by Javed

Maybe Zelda left the lounge and went for a walk in the garden......

heheh. that photo is certainly tempting, but having read the description of the trip into the maze in Three Men in a Boat i would know better than to wander in there without a good long spool of thread !

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Okay, it's almost lunch time here and still no "Friday" thread. What's up? What gives? And who's responsible? Is it the same bunch that has apparently kidnapped Zelda?

sadly i suspect there may be some points in common... although i did notice some new episodes on the saga ! joy !

Originally Posted by Barcey

Zelda isn't lost. Everyone else is.

good point barcey. i've known exactly where i was this entire time. you lot, on the other hand... well, you could have been ANYWHERE for all i know !

Originally Posted by Sparrow

Last Activity: 29th Jul 2010 12:48

She has been flitting in and out recently - but has mentioned she has a heavy workload in real life which prevents her spending a lot of time here at the moment.

i will try to flit in more than out sparrow.

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

ZZZeeeeellllllldaaaaaaa!!! Yo, ZELDA!!! You get yourself back in here, young lady, or there will be no chocolate for you tonight!

That ought to do it.

no chocolate ???? that's harsh vr.

Originally Posted by Wetdogeared

Maybe she got lost following some of these.

aw !! little thouaquetons !

If so, she deserves a couple of these.

ouch !

Maybe she got attached to a conga line at one of those Paris music festivals she enjoys. (The name for the type of music escapes me right now. The part of my memory reserved for trivia seems to be overwhelmed with the word 'vuvuzela'. )

i believe you mean BATUCADAAAAAAAA !!!! sadly, batucada day is over till next year.

Maybe the kittehs have turned against her, being jealous for the attention the computer and ebook readers get.

i think i'm safe, as their natural laziness really gets in the way of them turning against anyone at all. unfortunately, this is the same characteristic that gets in the way of them holding down a steady job, the damned freeloaders, thus the necessity for me to do it.

Maybe she is trying to save Pascal.

i'll go get the pillows !

Maybe she is busy with work

*sigh*

or on a well deserved holiday.

understatement of the millenium !!!

I'll miss her 'til she comes back on a regular basis. No maybe about that.

i missed you too wde ! you and vr are 2 of my favourite dogs in the world (along with slite, of course).

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

Agreed, WDE (Waiting for Dearly Evacuated). No maybe about. I hope it's soon. And pshwynkies is awfully infrequent lately, too. And others. It all makes me sad.

Come back. We love you.

aw vr, i loves you too ! i think we need a hug. *hug*

awwww !!!!! clearly several hugs are in order. *hug**hug**hug**hug**hug*

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Pshrynk has temporarily been dragged away by the "w"-word. Or he managed to press the zorange button again (which I had installed in the end of one of his slippers). Either way, he'll be back (with new memories and stories to tell).

that damned "w"-word ! i do believe it's at the root of most evils in the world.

(the zorange button in the end of one of his slippers ? how very diabolical of you. i can't wait to see the footage from the hidden cameras.)

Originally Posted by YGG-

Yes, I've had an exchange w/ her on FB a few days ago!

*waves* hello ygg !

Originally Posted by Ralph Sir Edward

We miss her. I hope she's making lots of bucks (excuse me - Euros) for all of this work...

that's the only way to get me to work, yes.

Originally Posted by vivaldirules

At least she's still alive and breathing. Let's hope so, anyway. Of course, you never know. Maybe she was in a train wreck and is a zombie now and you were communicating with her undead self. Or maybe it was her clone. Or maybe it was Adrian pretending to be her by use of his magical interdimensional skills. I mean, do we really know?

i certainly hope not. we had a long "talk" after the last time he did that and he solemnly promised he wouldn't do it any more. not to me, anyway. anyone else, your guess is as good as mine. hey... are you sure you're really vr ?

Originally Posted by LazyScot

Sodding Sisyphean work load!

well said ! and i do realise you speak with the passion that can only come from first-hand experience.

And is it possible Zelda has had a mishap with a montsnmags enterprises product and a ZCD resulting in a degree of fast forward meaning the time is flying past too quickly for her to catch up with everything.

that explains everything !! i don't know why i didn't realise it myself. marc, a word please !!! and bring your cocktail shaker ! i hope you've got an antidote in there...

Originally Posted by YGG-

She says she'll be back ASAP; appreciates the attention; is over-worked etc. (so "alive & well & living in Paris" as the saying goes).

as promised !

Originally Posted by LazyScot

So it's not that she's fallen into an argument with a Parisenne Taxi Driver?

i'll have you know my last encounter with a parisian taxi driver was absolutely charming. as have been *all* my (rare) encounters. except for the one who was listening to (*shudder*) country music. that one was torture, until he finally turned to a different radio.

sorry again to have neglected you lot, i'm glad to see you've managed not to set fire to the place in my absence ! promise, i'll try to pop in more often around here. hugs and kisses for the doughnuts (still waiting, poohbear !) and the well-intentioned search party. if it ever gets here i'll share pooh's doughnuts with them. and a big hello to EVERYBODY, i just couldn't manage to quote every single message but the sentiment is there !