Silliness 99 bottles of beer on the wall... - Page 7

vivaldirules · 06-23-2009, 09:30 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

(looking up yvan's address on secret google website.........and packing bags)

Holy sh**, are you in trouble now, Mr. Smartypants! Hahahahaha!

(doggie ducks again)

yvanleterrible · 06-23-2009, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by NormHart

As well you should be;

Experiment definition:

MR participants were unable to meet this task on the first page, let alone after 99 bottles of beer.

yvanleterrible posted both #8 and #14 in violation of criteria. The experiment appears to show that MR participants were unable adhere to the delineated rules after the consumption of 11 individual bottles of beer. Not, notice, by a single person consuming 11 bottles of beer but rather by 11 different persons each consuming one bottle of beer.

Now one might suppose that yvanleterrible was working off a contact high or possibly misunderstood and was consuming a beer for each beer that was removed from the wall.

It might be argued from yvanleterrible's post #8 that the criteria "we can rid the wall of beer bottles" was meet prior to his second post since he apparently got rid of the wall by dropping the beer on the floor in post #8. However there is no substantiation that the "wall of beer bottles" was gotten rid of unless one accepts that numerous following posts were picking the beer up off the floor. This is cercumstantial evidence at best and I, for one, do not accept that rational.

In any case it is instructive to note that once the experiment criteria were violated the MR participants continued on for another 6 pages, 71 posts. In increasingly deranged comments they appear to still be trying to proceed with the experiment.

Sorry! I just can't help it, the clinking of bottles has the same religious attraction on me than a church bell to a faithful.

BTW The song mentions a typical garden variety stone(d) wall. They used to set broken bottles in cement on top of walls to ward off intruders. You had to empty the things before you broke'em!

yvanleterrible · 06-23-2009, 09:34 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

(looking up yvan's address on secret google website.........and packing bags)

I'm waitin' for you sweetie! Are we gonna play rough?

Goodie goodie goodie. I gotta fill that new fridge...

desertgrandma · 06-23-2009, 09:37 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

I'm waitin' for you sweetie! Are we gonna play rough? :rofl

Goodie goodie goodie. I gotta fill that new fridge...

Never mind........you're looking forward to it too much!

I like peach wine coolers.

yvanleterrible · 06-23-2009, 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Never mind........you're looking forward to it too much!

I like peach wine coolers.

Kool aid, yuck!
Unless it's beer flavored...

yvanleterrible · 06-23-2009, 09:41 PM

Tonight is Saint-Jean Baptiste eve. Quebec's anniversary.

The air is filled with parties, fireworks and the smella beer.
Yaaaahoooo!

Jill74 · 06-23-2009, 10:30 PM

hey, what number is it now? i mean the bottles on the floor??im just wondering.

desertgrandma · 06-23-2009, 10:48 PM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

Kool aid, yuck!
Unless it's beer flavored...

Not for me........I discovered early on my system is very sensitive to alcohol. It doesn't take much for me to dance on top of tables.

And.......before everone gets excited, I want you to think of Seinfeld. Remember the episode where Elaine danced?

Thats me.

desertgrandma · 06-23-2009, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

156 bottle of beer on the waaallllllll

156 bottles of beeeeeer!!!...........

Take one down, (no its mineminemine!!).........

155 bottles of beeer on the wall!.........

154 bottles of beeeeeer on the waaaaaal............

yvanleterrible · 06-23-2009, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Not for me........I discovered early on my system is very sensitive to alcohol. It doesn't take much for me to dance on top of tables.

And.......before everone gets excited, I want you to think of Seinfeld. Remember the episode where Elaine danced?

Thats me.

Mah kinda partyyyy!

ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-24-2009, 07:35 AM

If I use a trebuchet to lob one of the empties at all 154 bottles left, how many will be left after that?

yvanleterrible · 06-24-2009, 08:34 AM

All of them. I'll protect them with my life.

Lady Blue · 06-24-2009, 08:53 AM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

All of them. I'll protect them with my life.

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ShortNCuddlyAm · 06-24-2009, 08:56 AM

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Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

All of them. I'll protect them with my life.

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Originally Posted by Lady Blue

Ahhh . . . noble protector of the brew. Attachment 31111

Given the other thread, I'm rather loathe to lob an empty at them, just in case,, y'know...

GeoffC · 06-24-2009, 09:00 AM

cometh the hour,
cometh the man,
cometh the bottle,
or two.
goeth the hour,
goeth the man,
goeth umpteen bottles,
off to the loo.....

cometh the hour,
cometh the woman,
cometh the bottle,
or three.
goeth the hour,
goeth the woman,
goeth a bottle or two,
off for a pee.......

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yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	Tonight is Saint-Jean Baptiste eve. Quebec's anniversary. The air is filled with parties, fireworks and the smella beer. Yaaaahoooo!

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Jill74 Banned Posts: 74 Karma: 410 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: NYC Device: Sony Reader 505	hey, what number is it now? i mean the bottles on the floor??im just wondering.

06-24-2009, 07:35 AM	#101
ShortNCuddlyAm WWHALD Posts: 7,879 Karma: 337114 Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Mitcham, Surrey, UK Device: iPad. Selling my silver 505 here	If I use a trebuchet to lob one of the empties at all 154 bottles left, how many will be left after that?

06-24-2009, 08:34 AM	#102
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	All of them. I'll protect them with my life.

06-24-2009, 09:00 AM	#105
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	cometh the hour, cometh the man, cometh the bottle, or two. goeth the hour, goeth the man, goeth umpteen bottles, off to the loo..... cometh the hour, cometh the woman, cometh the bottle, or three. goeth the hour, goeth the woman, goeth a bottle or two, off for a pee.......

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