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Graham's head emerged from under the covers "woke myself up with that one... oh, Caroline... you're here!"
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"What are you doing in my bed?" Jon asked angrily.
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“Actually it’s mine. Did you break it?” Graham asked, petulantly.
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A fizz and a pop are heard as the servos in Graham's android body wound down leaving it eerily still.
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"Why haven't you still thrown that old android out? It's broken more often than it's working! It's disrespectful! And it farts!" Caroline bitched.
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Jon was about to answer when the VR implant in his temple begins to glitch out again.
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"Everything is broken these days, it seems," he muttered sullenly before blacking out.
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White light cascades from a single point chasing the inky blackness away whilst a familiar sound, at first barely a distant whisper, rapidly builds in volume before crashing into him with a deafening force.
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The sound of a fart.
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An oppressive silence follows the android's final fart, then its torso explodes with a wet thump throwing spaghetti-mayonnaise like innards across the room.
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"Sic transit gloria mundi," sighed Jon (now conscious again), eyeing the pitiful remains of his old servant. "This is just awesome. Now I'll have to get a new android, a new bed, and probably a new implant too. And perhaps throw in a new wife in the bargain."
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Meanwhile, back at the ranch, Ma said to Pa, "That boy's been gone a long time now. I told you we shouldn't have let him go to that arcade."
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Jon shook his head angrily, dispelling the image of the farmhouse. "That damn implant is now trying to show me scenes from my childhood. The sooner I have it changed, the better."
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Caroline now in the next room quietly speaks into what appears to be a simple wristwatch "The programming seems to have taken, he appears to have accepted this reality... but for heaven's sake fix that glitching interface!"
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Back at the ranch, the horses have escaped and our hero sets off on his nag with his trusty lasso.
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