Silliness What is Evil Incarnate? - Page 7

Falbe Publishing · 09-19-2008, 02:49 PM

Sarah Palin. She reminds me 100% of a boss I had once.

OH! And another is known as Gladys. She worked the graveyard shift; I believe because she couldn't let the sun touch her. I assume she used valet to park her broom.

Ah...so much evil in the world...she has many names.

Dr. Drib · 09-19-2008, 03:02 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryT

European chocolate contains (far) more cocoa solids and less sugar than American chocolate.

You're the only person I know who can say that with a deadpan face.

Don

Xenophon · 09-19-2008, 04:43 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryT

European chocolate contains (far) more cocoa solids and less sugar than American chocolate.

That depends entirely on which European chocolate and which American chocolate you compare.

Specific examples:

Hershey's "Milk Chocolate" (now called something else due to truth-in-labeling laws) 0%
Scharffen-Berger chocolates (from Berkeley, CA) 40% - 85% cacao
Lindt 30% - 80% cacao

So clearly, if I compare only Scharffen-Berger and Lindt, it's the American chocolate that has more. After all, Hershey's wasn't really chocolate before the change, much less now!

Xenophon
Milk chocolate is for barbarians!

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-19-2008, 04:50 PM

Critically dissembling chocolate.

Now, that's pretty damned evil!

slayda · 09-19-2008, 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

Critically dissembling chocolate.

Now, that's pretty damned evil!

Critically dissembling chocolate - one bite at a time!

SpiderMatt · 09-19-2008, 08:58 PM

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Originally Posted by HarryT

Mr. Bush?

Ouch. Maybe I'm biased because I'm American (and in the navy) but I'd say much of Bush's policies I disagree with are the result of poor judgment, not evil. I don't think we've ever had an evil president, just misguided. I mean, evil? Really? I wouldn't call any of Britain's prime ministers evil no matter how much I disagreed with their policies. You know, road to hell paved with good intentions and all that.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-20-2008, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by SpiderMatt

Ouch. Maybe I'm biased because I'm American (and in the navy) but I'd say much of Bush's policies I disagree with are the result of poor judgment, not evil.

I can agree to that. We'll save Mr. Bush for the Stupid Incarnate thread. He'll go with Luddites, television executives, and Britney Spears.

Dr. Drib · 09-20-2008, 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by Steve Jordan

I can agree to that. We'll save Mr. Bush for the Stupid Incarnate thread. He'll go with Luddites, television executives, and Britney Spears.

"Don't you wish your girlfriend looked like me?"

(Spears, I mean....not Bush!)

Don

vivaldirules · 09-20-2008, 10:44 AM

$11.3 trillion. And lemurs - don't forget those darned lemurs, squirrels, some llamas, and grasshoppers.

JSWolf · 09-20-2008, 10:50 AM

I just found out that the bad of Hershey Kisses that I recently purchased does indeed have cocoa butter. So I do not have to return them to the store they came from.

Steven Lyle Jordan · 09-20-2008, 12:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

"Don't you wish your girlfriend looked like me?"

(Spears, I mean....not Bush!)

Sure, babe. Don't you wish you had as much brains as my girlfriend?

(Spears OR Bush.)

DixieGal · 09-20-2008, 12:58 PM

Wait wait! You guys, I just remembered something! OK, I was thinking to myself, "Self, you never met a chocolate on 3 continents that you didn't like." Then I remembered the 7th horseman:

Sugar-Free Hershey Bars.

And that better be a fast horse, because "excessive consumption may have a laxative effect."

I wish they made sugar free things that didn't give you the scoots. (Oops, wrong thread! https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29119 )

Sparrow · 09-20-2008, 03:57 PM

Golf spectators who shout "Get in the hole!" when someone is driving off the tee at a par 5.

thelandlord · 09-20-2008, 06:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Dr. Drib

(Spears, I mean....not Bush!)

There's a relief!

tsgreer · 09-20-2008, 06:53 PM

Oh my gosh! We made it this far in the discussion and no one mentioned "Amazon" as the evil of all evil. Yay! Now if this would have been asked right when the Kindle got released....

As for my pick of pure evil, it's gotta be the person who decided that a regular "ring" sound for a ringtone on cellphones wasn't good enough. I hear the most ridiculous ringtones every time I go somewhere.

Nothing like some 50-something boomer standing in line and suddenly "livin' la vida loca" starts blairing out of his phone as he scrambles to answer it. I really do think that before anyone picks their ringtone, they should picture how it sounds when it goes off and you are in a quiet store without anyone you know around...

09-20-2008, 12:58 PM	#102
DixieGal Hi There! Posts: 7,473 Karma: 2930523 Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Ft Lauderdale Device: iPad	Wait wait! You guys, I just remembered something! OK, I was thinking to myself, "Self, you never met a chocolate on 3 continents that you didn't like." Then I remembered the 7th horseman: Sugar-Free Hershey Bars. And that better be a fast horse, because "excessive consumption may have a laxative effect." I wish they made sugar free things that didn't give you the scoots. (Oops, wrong thread! https://www.mobileread.com/forums/showthread.php?t=29119 ) Last edited by DixieGal; 09-20-2008 at 01:06 PM. Reason: Gentle Reader, I apologize as we descend once again to potty humor.

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09-19-2008, 02:49 PM	#91
Falbe Publishing Gadget Slave Posts: 264 Karma: 600001 Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Battle Creek, Michigan Device: Sony PRS505SC	Sarah Palin. She reminds me 100% of a boss I had once. OH! And another is known as Gladys. She worked the graveyard shift; I believe because she couldn't let the sun touch her. I assume she used valet to park her broom. Ah...so much evil in the world...she has many names.

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tsgreer Lovin' the e-book life... Posts: 633 Karma: 2509 Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Colorado Device: Ebookwise 1150, Sony PRS-505, Amazon Kindle, BeBook (with OpenInkpot)	Oh my gosh! We made it this far in the discussion and no one mentioned "Amazon" as the evil of all evil. Yay! Now if this would have been asked right when the Kindle got released.... As for my pick of pure evil, it's gotta be the person who decided that a regular "ring" sound for a ringtone on cellphones wasn't good enough. I hear the most ridiculous ringtones every time I go somewhere. Nothing like some 50-something boomer standing in line and suddenly "livin' la vida loca" starts blairing out of his phone as he scrambles to answer it. I really do think that before anyone picks their ringtone, they should picture how it sounds when it goes off and you are in a quiet store without anyone you know around...

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