Silliness Corrupt-A-Topic (anymore off-topic and it would be on-topic) - Page 68

montsnmags · 02-01-2009, 03:56 AM

[BarryWhiteVoice] This one goes out to all the lovely ladies out there in the MobileRead world...[/BarryWhiteVoice]

Cheers,
Marc

zelda_pinwheel · 02-01-2009, 05:09 PM

it always scares me a little bit when art starts imitating the llounge.

ShortNCuddlyAm · 02-01-2009, 05:17 PM

Yeah, I had always thought we were too odd for that

Nate the great · 02-01-2009, 08:16 PM

I need everyone's help on this.

Adrian is pregnant, and we do not know who the father is. (If you're surprised, just imagine how Adrian feels.)

We need everyone who has blacked out at one of Marc's parties to take a paternity test. If you've ever had 2 or more ZCD at one time, would you also please take the test.

Thank you.

P.S. The doctor who told Adrian that he is pregnant is expected to make a full recovery.

desertgrandma · 02-01-2009, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nate the great

I need everyone's help on this.

Adrian is pregnant, and we do not know who the father is. (If you're surprised, just imagine how Adrian feels.)

We need everyone who has blacked out at one of Marc's parties to take a paternity test. If you've ever had 2 or more ZCD at one time, would you also please take the test.

Thank you.

P.S. The doctor who told Adrian that he is pregnant is expected to make a full recovery.

Well, I would imagine right now, the majority of MR members are frantically checking their memories.....

Patricia · 02-01-2009, 08:38 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Well, I would imagine right now, the majority of MR members are frantically checking their memories.....

Unless my understanding of biology is seriously flawed, we ladies need not worry at all.

montsnmags · 02-01-2009, 08:54 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the great

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P.S. The doctor who told Adrian that he is pregnant is expected to make a full recovery.

Well, pshrynk is a friend, so I'm sure Adrian considered that it wouldn't do to permanently incapacitate him (other than via the usual ZCD method).

desertgrandma · 02-01-2009, 09:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Unless my understanding of biology is seriously flawed, we ladies need not worry at all.

But, but, Adrians a man, and HE's preggers, so why can't the women be involved somehow??

montsnmags · 02-01-2009, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by desertgrandma

Well, I would imagine right now, the majority of MR members are frantically checking their memories.....

Unfortunately, at my parties, everyone always checks their memories at the door.

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Originally Posted by Patricia

Unless my understanding of biology is seriously flawed, we ladies need not worry at all.

Unfortunately, biology may not come into it (physiology, yes, of course). It's well-known that to the usual DNA soup of adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine, your average Zany Carter adds Zhooshine, unCline and Deluxenol (and, in some variations, Chocolate), and a fair whack of unexpected recombinations plucked from the quantum flux of other universes. Adrian is ravenously pansexual, such that even Hugo, Lefty, the squid, the Goose and even the antechamber couch should be tested (not to mention that slutty espresso machine in the kitchen).

Cheers,
Marc

Nate the great · 02-01-2009, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Unfortunately, at my parties, everyone always checks their memories at the door.

Unfortunately, biology may not come into it (physiology, yes, of course). It's well-known that to the usual DNA soup of adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine, your average Zany Carter adds Zhooshine, unCline and Deluxenol (and, in some variations, Chocolate), and a fair whack of unexpected recombinations plucked from the quantum flux of other universes. Adrian is ravenously pansexual, such that even Hugo, Lefty, the squid, the Goose and even the antechamber couch should be tested (not to mention that slutty espresso machine in the kitchen).

Cheers,
Marc

So long as we are on the paternity topic, I can't get past Benji's lawyers, and Flipper isn't returning my phone calls. I think you will need to sick your lawyers on them, Marc.

montsnmags · 02-01-2009, 10:23 PM

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Originally Posted by Nate the great

So long as we are on the paternity topic, I can't get past Benji's lawyers, and Flipper isn't returning my phone calls. I think you will need to sick your lawyers on them, Marc.

I will send you their contact details. I've instructed them that this is pro bono work, or I cut off their Red Cross Blood Donation building access privileges.

Cheers,
Marc

RWood · 02-01-2009, 10:26 PM

I got a PM yesterday from Benji about you Nate. Seems that Benji is very upset with the attention you have shown to VR. Remember, two dogs are too many, three's a crowd, and four you're dead. So watch where you step.

montsnmags · 02-01-2009, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by RWood

I got a PM yesterday from Benji about you Nate. Seems that Benji is very upset with the attention you have shown to VR. Remember, two dogs are too many, three's a crowd, and four you're dead. So watch where you step.

That is, "Lassie, Don't Come Home"

desertgrandma · 02-01-2009, 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by montsnmags

Unfortunately, at my parties, everyone always checks their memories at the door.

Unfortunately, biology may not come into it (physiology, yes, of course). It's well-known that to the usual DNA soup of adenine, guanine, cytosine and thymine, your average Zany Carter adds Zhooshine, unCline and Deluxenol (and, in some variations, Chocolate), and a fair whack of unexpected recombinations plucked from the quantum flux of other universes. Adrian is ravenously pansexual, such that even Hugo, Lefty, the squid, the Goose and even the antechamber couch should be tested (not to mention that slutty espresso machine in the kitchen).

Cheers,
Marc

So.........I'm safe?

pshrynk · 02-01-2009, 10:47 PM

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Originally Posted by montsnmags

Well, pshrynk is a friend, so I'm sure Adrian considered that it wouldn't do to permanently incapacitate him (other than via the usual ZCD method).

Tell that to the orthopod who had to do the reattachment.

02-01-2009, 08:16 PM	#1009
Nate the great Sir Penguin of Edinburgh Posts: 12,375 Karma: 23555235 Join Date: Apr 2007 Location: DC Metro area Device: Shake a stick plus 1	Attention, Please I need everyone's help on this. Adrian is pregnant, and we do not know who the father is. (If you're surprised, just imagine how Adrian feels.) We need everyone who has blacked out at one of Marc's parties to take a paternity test. If you've ever had 2 or more ZCD at one time, would you also please take the test. Thank you. P.S. The doctor who told Adrian that he is pregnant is expected to make a full recovery.

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