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timebug · 07-17-2018, 05:24 AM

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.....

badgoodDeb · 07-17-2018, 02:36 PM

Vicar of Dibley had that joke, years ago.

yvanleterrible · 07-17-2018, 05:55 PM

It’s been told in this thread also.

cromag · 07-18-2018, 12:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by yvanleterrible

It’s been told in this thread also.

Well, of course! It's ... sticky!

pdurrant · 07-18-2018, 02:17 AM

What's green and sticky?

... a newly-cut stick.

Adoby · 07-18-2018, 05:29 AM

Do you know what the white stuff in pigeon poop is?

Spoiler:

yvanleterrible · 07-18-2018, 06:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Adoby

Do you know what the white stuff in pigeon poop is?

Spoiler:

Is that the sticky stuff on the stick?

pdurrant · 07-18-2018, 06:27 AM

What's blue and wet and sticky?

... a newly-painted stick.

drjd · 07-18-2018, 07:21 AM

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back?

Spoiler:

pdurrant · 07-18-2018, 09:28 AM

What's brown and sticky and whistles?

... a stick.

A stick doesn't whistle? Well, no, it doesn't. That was just to make sure the riddle wasn't too easy.

Adoby · 07-18-2018, 09:55 AM

I fear that we are stuck with stick jokes for a while.

Spoiler:

Adoby · 07-18-2018, 10:03 AM

A man comes to the doctor with a stick of celery up each nostril.

Man: '"Doctor, I'm not feeling so good!"
Doc: "Perhaps you are not eating right?"

Adoby · 07-18-2018, 10:10 AM

Joke read on a poster at the audiologist.

Audiologist examines the patient and asks, "Why do you have a suppository in your ear?"

Patient answer, "Aha! Now I know where my hearing aid is!"

timebug · 07-18-2018, 02:00 PM

The Vicar of Dibley may have used the stick joke (Dunno,never watched it!) but the joke had whiskers on it when my father used it at school!
Meanwhile... What Ticks on the wall?

'Ticky Paper.

drjd · 07-24-2018, 06:39 AM

Two funeral homes invented a marijuana coffin. It was a joint undertaking.

07-18-2018, 05:29 AM	#10131
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,737 Karma: 26785684 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab S8 Ultra	Do you know what the white stuff in pigeon poop is? Spoiler: It's also pigeon poop.

07-18-2018, 07:21 AM	#10134
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? Spoiler: A stick.

07-18-2018, 09:55 AM	#10136
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,737 Karma: 26785684 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab S8 Ultra	I fear that we are stuck with stick jokes for a while. Spoiler: This space empty by design. Last edited by Adoby; 07-18-2018 at 09:57 AM.

07-18-2018, 10:03 AM	#10137
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,737 Karma: 26785684 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab S8 Ultra	A man comes to the doctor with a stick of celery up each nostril. Man: '"Doctor, I'm not feeling so good!" Doc: "Perhaps you are not eating right?" Last edited by Adoby; 07-18-2018 at 10:14 AM. Reason: Changed "up each nose" to "up each nostril"...

07-18-2018, 10:10 AM	#10138
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,737 Karma: 26785684 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab S8 Ultra	Joke read on a poster at the audiologist. Audiologist examines the patient and asks, "Why do you have a suppository in your ear?" Patient answer, "Aha! Now I know where my hearing aid is!" Last edited by Adoby; 07-18-2018 at 10:14 AM. Reason: Changed "Ah" to "Aha"...

07-17-2018, 05:24 AM	#10126
timebug Ancient Sage Posts: 14,585 Karma: 15493448 Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Derby U.K. Device: Kobo Reader	What's brown and sticky? A stick.....

07-17-2018, 02:36 PM	#10127
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,574 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Vicar of Dibley had that joke, years ago.

07-17-2018, 05:55 PM	#10128
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	It’s been told in this thread also.

07-18-2018, 02:17 AM	#10130
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,453 Karma: 318076944 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	What's green and sticky? ... a newly-cut stick.

07-18-2018, 06:27 AM	#10133
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,453 Karma: 318076944 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	What's blue and wet and sticky? ... a newly-painted stick.

07-18-2018, 09:28 AM	#10135
pdurrant The Grand Mouse 高貴的老鼠 Posts: 74,453 Karma: 318076944 Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Norfolk, England Device: Kindle Oasis	What's brown and sticky and whistles? ... a stick. A stick doesn't whistle? Well, no, it doesn't. That was just to make sure the riddle wasn't too easy.

07-18-2018, 02:00 PM	#10139
timebug Ancient Sage Posts: 14,585 Karma: 15493448 Join Date: Oct 2015 Location: Derby U.K. Device: Kobo Reader	The Vicar of Dibley may have used the stick joke (Dunno,never watched it!) but the joke had whiskers on it when my father used it at school! Meanwhile... What Ticks on the wall? 'Ticky Paper.

07-24-2018, 06:39 AM	#10140
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Two funeral homes invented a marijuana coffin. It was a joint undertaking.

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