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drjd · 03-31-2018, 06:48 AM

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's?'

cromag · 03-31-2018, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by drjd

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's?'

More importantly, when they're out on the golf course do they shout, "IV" ?

Adoby · 04-01-2018, 06:50 AM

wodin · 04-02-2018, 01:46 PM

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Originally Posted by drjd

Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's?'

I don't know about that, but while reading a Kindle book, Alexa does.

Adoby · 04-02-2018, 02:48 PM

A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola, please!"

"Why the pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugs and says, "Dunno, I was born with them."

----

Why did Wilfred of Ivanhoe go back to bed directly after breakfast?

The King saw him and said, "Good morning, good knight!"

drjd · 04-04-2018, 12:09 PM

A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up.
Her husband asked the reason.
She replied, “I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it’s not recognizing me without makeup.”

drjd · 04-11-2018, 06:19 AM

There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet though.

drjd · 04-14-2018, 07:25 AM

.....

drjd · 04-17-2018, 06:29 AM

How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist?

Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

badgoodDeb · 04-17-2018, 03:47 PM

2 thumbs up for that one!

orlok · 04-18-2018, 05:32 PM

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drjd · 04-19-2018, 07:10 AM

A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus….

“You mean a martini?” the bartender asks.

The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!

Adoby · 04-19-2018, 05:43 PM

Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting “Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!”

drjd · 04-21-2018, 03:08 PM

A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: "Five beers, please."

drjd · 04-23-2018, 07:00 AM

A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: "No, I'm travelling light."

04-02-2018, 02:48 PM	#10070
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,737 Karma: 26785684 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab S8 Ultra	A bear walks into a bar and says, "Give me a whiskey and ... cola, please!" "Why the pause?" asks the bartender. The bear shrugs and says, "Dunno, I was born with them." ---- Why did Wilfred of Ivanhoe go back to bed directly after breakfast? The King saw him and said, "Good morning, good knight!" Last edited by Adoby; 04-02-2018 at 02:52 PM.

04-14-2018, 07:25 AM	#10073
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03-31-2018, 06:48 AM	#10066
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Do Roman paramedics refer to IV's as '4's?'

04-01-2018, 06:50 AM	#10068
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,737 Karma: 26785684 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab S8 Ultra

04-04-2018, 12:09 PM	#10071
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A wife started doing her make up as soon as she woke up. Her husband asked the reason. She replied, “I have locked my phone with facial recognition. And it’s not recognizing me without makeup.”

04-11-2018, 06:19 AM	#10072
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	There’s a band called 1023MB. They haven’t had any gigs yet though.

04-17-2018, 06:29 AM	#10074
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	How can you tell the difference between a plumber and a chemist? Ask them to pronounce "unionized".

04-17-2018, 03:47 PM	#10075
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,574 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	2 thumbs up for that one!

04-18-2018, 05:32 PM	#10076
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"

04-19-2018, 07:10 AM	#10077
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A Roman walks into a bar and asks for a Martinus…. “You mean a martini?” the bartender asks. The Roman replies, “If I wanted a double, I would have asked for it!

04-19-2018, 05:43 PM	#10078
Adoby Handy Elephant Posts: 1,737 Karma: 26785684 Join Date: Dec 2009 Location: Southern Sweden, far out in the quiet woods Device: Samsung Galaxy Tab S8 Ultra	Pavlov is sitting at a pub enjoying a pint, the phone rings and he jumps up shouting “Oh shit, I forgot to feed the dog!”

04-21-2018, 03:08 PM	#10079
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers, and says: "Five beers, please."

04-23-2018, 07:00 AM	#10080
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A photon checks into a hotel and the porter asks him if he has any luggage. The photon replies: "No, I'm travelling light."