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Close to the Edit!
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Karma: 267994408
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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ereader apprentice guru
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Karma: 300000
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: the Great Midwest
Device: Kindle 3, Sony PRS-T1, Sony 300 (so far)
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The Couch Potato
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Karma: 230999999
Join Date: Aug 2015
Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta
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The Couch Potato
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Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta
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Christopher Columbus was the best deal maker in history. He left not knowing where he was going, and upon arriving, not knowing where he was. He returned not knowing where he had been, and did it all on borrowed money.
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The Couch Potato
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TEXT MESSAGE*
Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door. I have a confession to make. I have been riddled with guilt these past few months and have been trying to get up the courage to tell you face-to-face, but I am at least telling you in a text as I cannot live with myself a moment longer without you knowing. The truth is I have been sharing your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, probably more than you. I haven’t been getting it at home recently, but I know that’s no excuse. The temptation was just too great. I can no longer live with the guilt and hope that you will accept my sincerest apology and forgive me. It won’t happen again. Please suggest a fee for usage and I’ll pay you. Regards, Alan. NEIGHBOR’S RESPONSE* Fred, feeling so angered and betrayed, then grabbed his gun and shot his neighbour Alan dead. He returned home, poured himself a stiff drink, and sat down on the sofa. Fred took out his phone where he saw a second message from Alan. SECOND MESSAGE* Hi, Fred, this is Alan next door, again. Sorry about the typo on my last text. I expect that you figured it out and noticed that darned Auto-Correct changed “wi-fi” to “wife.” That’s today’s technology for you, hey? Regards, Alan |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Karma: 16542228
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Pennsylvania
Device: Huawei MediaPad M5, LG V30, Boyue T80S, Nexus 7 LTE, K3 3G, Fire HD8
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The Couch Potato
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The semaphore signals from the ghost ship were hard to follow, due to their flagging spirits.
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Close to the Edit!
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Karma: 267994408
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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Snoozing in the sun
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Karma: 115423645
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch
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What a rugged individualist!
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Reborn Paper User
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Karma: 15446734
Join Date: May 2006
Location: Que Nada
Device: iPhone8, iPad Air
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Pretty rude, isn't he!
I’m jealous. Almost makes me want to go back to paper... Nooooot!
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Close to the Edit!
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Karma: 267994408
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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My wife must be the slowest reader ever......I bought her a Kindle last Christmas and she still hasn't finished it.
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Snoozing in the sun
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Karma: 115423645
Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch
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Snoozing in the sun
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Join Date: Jul 2011
Location: Melbourne, Australia
Device: iPad Mini, Kobo Touch
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Slow Reader
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Close to the Edit!
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Karma: 267994408
Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"
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Close to the Edit!
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Join Date: Jan 2011
Location: UK
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