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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
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There's a free brothel 100 miles away, what will you do?
Kittens eating peanut butter. |
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#977 |
Evangelist
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What makes the sound "Mrffooo?"
Hotter than the sun |
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#978 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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Hell is ?
harder than it looks |
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#979 |
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Location: Denmark
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What did the bishop say to the actress?
Plasticine |
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#980 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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What did the actress say to the bishop?
firestone |
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My True Self
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How could you describe the flint in a musket?
rubber baby buggy bumpers |
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#982 |
Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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how does one stop a bouncing baby from toppling out of the pram ?
whirling dervishes in tomato soup |
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Which two well know phrases, which make perfect sense individually, make no sense at all when joined together with a well known preposition suggesting containment?
Axe victim |
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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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What do forest trees become when mature ?
an intellectual simpleton ! |
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What appears to be the main criterion for success in British politics?
Third-floor heaven |
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Chocolate Grasshopper ...
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What's that up there in the Chocolate Factory ?
aberrations of a firework factoryman |
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#987 |
Banned
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What is the only rational explanation for a corpse with an exploded rectum and a smile on his face?
designer deviations |
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Another name for posh peccadilloes?
Sad amps and smashed guitars |
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#989 |
Bah, humbug!
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What is often mistaken for talent in the music world?
A well regulated militia. |
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What to get for the man who has everything.
Rage at the dying of the light. |
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