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Old 07-24-2017, 02:06 PM   #9826
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Old 07-24-2017, 08:00 PM   #9827
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Old 07-25-2017, 04:08 AM   #9828
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What do you call a dead deer with no eyes?

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Old 07-25-2017, 10:54 PM   #9829
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What do you get if you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole?

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Old 07-27-2017, 04:29 PM   #9830
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Old 07-29-2017, 11:54 AM   #9831
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The local news heralded . . . "St. Paul Completes Organ Transplant."
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Old 08-01-2017, 06:26 AM   #9832
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Old 08-01-2017, 06:49 AM   #9833
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Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.

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Maid: "What? So we all use our work phones. What's the Big deal??
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Old 08-05-2017, 03:53 PM   #9834
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Old 08-07-2017, 04:01 AM   #9835
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Old 08-09-2017, 08:16 PM   #9836
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Old 08-10-2017, 06:20 AM   #9837
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Old 08-10-2017, 01:29 PM   #9838
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Old 08-10-2017, 08:20 PM   #9839
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Old 08-11-2017, 08:19 PM   #9840
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