Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 653

cromag · 07-01-2017, 02:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

Did you know taller people sleep longer in bed?

And we're more likely to have a "hangover!"

drjd · 07-01-2017, 07:01 AM

The barber's client looked depressed, so the barber told him, "Cheer up. I knew a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn't pay. He drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat around. Relieved, the man pulled back from the cliff's edge."

"Incredible," said the client. "Who were these kind people?"

"The passengers on the bus."

Fbone · 07-01-2017, 07:53 PM

My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

Fbone · 07-03-2017, 01:57 AM

Regular visitors to the dentist are familiar with the drill.

Fbone · 07-04-2017, 07:39 PM

You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish.

drjd · 07-05-2017, 03:56 AM

Don't you just hate it when folks that get hit in the head, jump to concussions?

orlok · 07-05-2017, 05:56 AM

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PoP · 07-05-2017, 07:51 AM

Trains never stop from 1:58 to 2:02

Spoiler:

PeterT · 07-05-2017, 12:48 PM

Why is 12:50 a bad time for an appointment?

Spoiler:

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Fbone · 07-06-2017, 02:15 AM

When I finally worked out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself.

drjd · 07-06-2017, 07:05 AM

'3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.'

Fbone · 07-07-2017, 02:10 PM

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.

badgoodDeb · 07-07-2017, 02:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.

Dazrin · 07-07-2017, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

'3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.'

I thought it was 10 kinds of people, those who know binary and those who don't.

drjd · 07-08-2017, 06:49 AM

Tectonic plates - geologists eat their dinner off these.

07-05-2017, 07:51 AM	#9788
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,021 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	Trains never stop from 1:58 to 2:02 Spoiler: two to two to two two

07-05-2017, 12:48 PM	#9789
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,706 Karma: 80104526 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour	Why is 12:50 a bad time for an appointment? Spoiler: It's 10 to 1 you'll miss it Sent from my Nexus 7 using Tapatalk

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07-01-2017, 07:01 AM	#9782
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	The barber's client looked depressed, so the barber told him, "Cheer up. I knew a guy who owed $5,000 he couldn't pay. He drove his vehicle to the edge of a cliff, where he sat for over an hour. A group of concerned citizens heard about his problem and passed a hat around. Relieved, the man pulled back from the cliff's edge." "Incredible," said the client. "Who were these kind people?" "The passengers on the bus."

07-01-2017, 07:53 PM	#9783
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My fear of moving stairs is escalating.

07-03-2017, 01:57 AM	#9784
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Regular visitors to the dentist are familiar with the drill.

07-04-2017, 07:39 PM	#9785
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	You would think that, if you pulled a snail's shell off, then it would be able to move faster. I tried it, but they seem to be more sluggish.

07-05-2017, 03:56 AM	#9786
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Don't you just hate it when folks that get hit in the head, jump to concussions?

07-05-2017, 05:56 AM	#9787
orlok Close to the Edit! Posts: 9,797 Karma: 267994408 Join Date: Jan 2011 Location: UK Device: Kindle Oasis, Amazon Fire 8", Kindle 6"

07-06-2017, 02:15 AM	#9790
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	When I finally worked out the secret to cloning, I was beside myself.

07-06-2017, 07:05 AM	#9791
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	'3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.'

07-07-2017, 02:10 PM	#9792
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	How do you kill a circus? Go for the juggler.

07-08-2017, 06:49 AM	#9795
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Tectonic plates - geologists eat their dinner off these.