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Is that a sandwich?
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What did the ocean say to the beach?
Nothing it just waved. |
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The Couch Potato
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I went back to my home town a decided to visit the house I grew up in.
I ask the occupants if I could come inside. They said, 'No!' My parents can be so grouchy some times. |
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Is that a sandwich?
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My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.
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The Couch Potato
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What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.
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Is that a sandwich?
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I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.
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Is that a sandwich?
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I was addicted to soap... I'm clean now.
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The Couch Potato
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A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies. To this his friend responds "Strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!" |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Location: Peru
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Moderator Notice
This is a reminder that posts dealing with Politics & Religion belong in only one place: The P&R Forum. |
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Banned
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The son seems to be fit for Garbage collection....lol
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The Couch Potato
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Old artists never retire they withdraw!
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Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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Location: New Jersey
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Is that a sandwich?
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Never trust an atom, they make up everything!
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Reborn Paper User
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Location: Que Nada
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An artist draws on his talent to be successful.
( I think I've read that some where I'm not sure. But it's not even funny. Quite sad actually. ) Last edited by yvanleterrible; 03-31-2017 at 07:07 AM. |
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Is that a sandwich?
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You gotta hand it to short people.
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The Couch Potato
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How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two, one to put it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end. |
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