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Fbone · 03-25-2017, 02:54 AM

What did the ocean say to the beach?

Nothing it just waved.

drjd · 03-25-2017, 01:53 PM

I went back to my home town a decided to visit the house I grew up in.

I ask the occupants if I could come inside. They said, 'No!'

My parents can be so grouchy some times.

Fbone · 03-26-2017, 09:11 AM

My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.

drjd · 03-27-2017, 06:14 AM

What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.

Fbone · 03-28-2017, 03:07 AM

I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.

Fbone · 03-29-2017, 02:35 AM

I was addicted to soap... I'm clean now.

drjd · 03-29-2017, 05:59 AM

A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?"
"Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies.
To this his friend responds "Strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

Dr. Drib · 03-29-2017, 08:19 AM

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DrDln · 03-29-2017, 02:41 PM

The son seems to be fit for Garbage collection....lol

drjd · 03-30-2017, 06:13 AM

Old artists never retire they withdraw!

cromag · 03-31-2017, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by drjd

Old artists never retire they withdraw!

I knew an artist once who turned out to be a forger. It was all very sad. He wound up in the state pen, where he drew a long sentence.

Fbone · 03-31-2017, 02:36 AM

Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

yvanleterrible · 03-31-2017, 06:56 AM

An artist draws on his talent to be successful.

( I think I've read that some where I'm not sure. But it's not even funny. Quite sad actually. )

Fbone · 04-01-2017, 03:22 AM

You gotta hand it to short people.

drjd · 04-01-2017, 05:13 AM

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two, one to put it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.

03-31-2017, 06:56 AM	#9658
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	An artist draws on his talent to be successful. ( I think I've read that some where I'm not sure. But it's not even funny. Quite sad actually. ) Last edited by yvanleterrible; 03-31-2017 at 07:07 AM.

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03-25-2017, 02:54 AM	#9646
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing it just waved.

03-25-2017, 01:53 PM	#9647
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	I went back to my home town a decided to visit the house I grew up in. I ask the occupants if I could come inside. They said, 'No!' My parents can be so grouchy some times.

03-26-2017, 09:11 AM	#9648
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My wife told me to stop speaking in numbers. But I didn't 1 2.

03-27-2017, 06:14 AM	#9649
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	What do you do when balloons are hurt? You helium.

03-28-2017, 03:07 AM	#9650
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I don't trust stairs... they are always up to something.

03-29-2017, 02:35 AM	#9651
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I was addicted to soap... I'm clean now.

03-29-2017, 05:59 AM	#9652
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	A Father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?" "Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," he replies. To this his friend responds "Strange ambition to have for a career." "Well, he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"

03-29-2017, 08:19 AM	#9653
Dr. Drib Grand Sorcerer Posts: 45,639 Karma: 60184181 Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: Peru Device: KINDLE: Oasis 3, Scribe (1st), Matcha; KOBO: Libra 2, Libra Colour	Moderator Notice This is a reminder that posts dealing with Politics & Religion belong in only one place: The P&R Forum.

03-29-2017, 02:41 PM	#9654
DrDln Banned Posts: 1,527 Karma: 2349214 Join Date: Apr 2011 Location: Mountain House, CA Device: kindle	The son seems to be fit for Garbage collection....lol

03-30-2017, 06:13 AM	#9655
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Old artists never retire they withdraw!

03-31-2017, 02:36 AM	#9657
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Never trust an atom, they make up everything!

04-01-2017, 03:22 AM	#9659
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	You gotta hand it to short people.

04-01-2017, 05:13 AM	#9660
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to put it almost all the way in and the other to give it a surprising twist at the end.