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drjd · 03-06-2017, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker, so I told her to roll them tighter.

drjd · 03-06-2017, 03:48 AM

As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?"

The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

Fbone · 03-07-2017, 01:44 AM

Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.

drjd · 03-07-2017, 05:29 AM

I learned nothing in college. It was really kind of my own fault. I had a double major: psychology and reverse psychology.

yvanleterrible · 03-07-2017, 07:05 AM

It's difficult spreading some reputation when you dont know anyone...

Fbone · 03-08-2017, 04:04 AM

Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

drjd · 03-08-2017, 05:03 AM

When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset.

"You're running around with other women," she told her mate.

"Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth."

The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso.

"What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded.

"Counting your ribs," said Eve.

Happy International Women's Day!

Fbone · 03-09-2017, 05:56 PM

Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Fbone · 03-11-2017, 02:06 AM

I used to have a fear of hurdles … but then I got over it.

drjd · 03-11-2017, 05:46 AM

Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.

Fbone · 03-12-2017, 12:49 AM

A good artist knows where to draw the line.

drjd · 03-12-2017, 04:49 AM

'It's a guy thing.'
Really means.... 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.'

PoP · 03-12-2017, 10:37 PM

To all dyxlexic athiests: There is a dog!

PeterT · 03-12-2017, 11:31 PM

Have you heard about the insomniac, dyslexic agnostic?

He lay awake at night wondering if there is a Dog

issybird · 03-12-2017, 11:51 PM

And then the insomniac dyslexic agnostic Trinitarian lay awake wondering if three is a Dog.

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03-06-2017, 03:48 AM	#9602
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	As a little boy climbed onto Santa's lap, Santa asked the usual, "And what would you like for Christmas?" The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped, "Didn't you get my E-mail?"

03-07-2017, 01:44 AM	#9603
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Cuddling a cat usually leaves you feline good.

03-07-2017, 05:29 AM	#9604
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	I learned nothing in college. It was really kind of my own fault. I had a double major: psychology and reverse psychology.

03-07-2017, 07:05 AM	#9605
yvanleterrible Reborn Paper User Posts: 8,616 Karma: 15446734 Join Date: May 2006 Location: Que Nada Device: iPhone8, iPad Air	It's difficult spreading some reputation when you dont know anyone...

03-08-2017, 04:04 AM	#9606
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.

03-08-2017, 05:03 AM	#9607
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	When Adam stayed out very late for a few nights, Eve became upset. "You're running around with other women," she told her mate. "Eve, honey, you're being unreasonable," Adam responded. "You know you're the only woman on earth." The quarrel continued until Adam fell asleep, only to be awakened by a strange pain in the chest. It was his darling Eve poking him rather vigorously about the torso. "What do you think you're doing?" Adam demanded. "Counting your ribs," said Eve. Happy International Women's Day!

03-09-2017, 05:56 PM	#9608
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Sleeping comes so naturally to me, I can do it with my eyes closed.

03-11-2017, 02:06 AM	#9609
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I used to have a fear of hurdles … but then I got over it.

03-11-2017, 05:46 AM	#9610
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Seamstress is caused by wearing tight clothing.

03-12-2017, 12:49 AM	#9611
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	A good artist knows where to draw the line.

03-12-2017, 10:37 PM	#9613
PoP curly᷂͓̫̙᷊̥̮̾ͯͤͭͬͦͨ ʎʌɹnɔ Posts: 3,021 Karma: 50506927 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: ♁ ᴺ₄₅°₃₀' ᵂ₇₃°₃₇' ±₆₀" Device: K3₃.₄.₃ PW3&4₅.₁₃.₃	To all dyxlexic athiests: There is a dog!

03-12-2017, 04:49 AM	#9612
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	'It's a guy thing.' Really means.... 'There is no rational thought pattern connected with it, and you have no chance at all of making it logical.'

03-12-2017, 11:31 PM	#9614
PeterT Grand Sorcerer Posts: 13,706 Karma: 80104526 Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Toronto Device: Libra H2O, Libra Colour	Have you heard about the insomniac, dyslexic agnostic? He lay awake at night wondering if there is a Dog

03-12-2017, 11:51 PM	#9615
issybird o saeclum infacetum Posts: 21,548 Karma: 236076651 Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: New England Device: Mini, H2O, Glo HD, Aura One	And then the insomniac dyslexic agnostic Trinitarian lay awake wondering if three is a Dog.