Silliness Add/Read a good joke to lighten your day - Page 636

drjd · 01-26-2017, 09:56 AM

Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers.

GeoffC · 01-27-2017, 08:06 AM

What's the point of voters when the wrong result is posted ....

drjd · 01-27-2017, 12:39 PM

The Red Blood Count is a communist vampire.

Fbone · 01-27-2017, 06:22 PM

After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

Fbone · 01-28-2017, 10:03 PM

One fifth of people are just too tense!

Fbone · 01-30-2017, 08:38 PM

By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

Fbone · 01-31-2017, 08:41 PM

My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play this game.

badgoodDeb · 02-01-2017, 01:48 AM

Okayyyy

drjd · 02-01-2017, 12:56 PM

Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants.

The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden.

He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

GeoffC · 02-01-2017, 02:37 PM

Politicians ....

cromag · 02-02-2017, 06:56 PM

(Stolen from a friend, who undoubtedly stole it from someone else, etc.)

My cousin has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. James Church, Madison Ave in Manhattan at 3 p.m. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'2, about 130 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

Fbone · 02-02-2017, 09:33 PM

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

badgoodDeb · 02-03-2017, 03:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fbone

If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

And you'll have a larger lump on your head, too.

Fbone · 02-03-2017, 07:42 PM

Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!

Fbone · 02-04-2017, 07:22 PM

I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.

02-01-2017, 01:48 AM	#9533
badgoodDeb Grand Sorcerer Posts: 8,575 Karma: 64462893 Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Harrisburg outskirts Device: Palms, K1-4s, iPads, iPhones, KV, KO1	Okayyyy Attached Thumbnails

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01-26-2017, 09:56 AM	#9526
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Ghost-writers lift the spirit of the readers.

01-27-2017, 08:06 AM	#9527
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	What's the point of voters when the wrong result is posted ....

01-27-2017, 12:39 PM	#9528
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	The Red Blood Count is a communist vampire.

01-27-2017, 06:22 PM	#9529
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	After the birth of your first child, your role in life will become apparent.

01-28-2017, 10:03 PM	#9530
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	One fifth of people are just too tense!

01-30-2017, 08:38 PM	#9531
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	By shear coincidence, all these sheep look the same.

01-31-2017, 08:41 PM	#9532
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	My friend was annoying me with bird puns but toucan play this game.

02-01-2017, 12:56 PM	#9534
drjd The Couch Potato Posts: 34,509 Karma: 230999999 Join Date: Aug 2015 Device: Kobo Glo, Kobo Touch, Archos 9, Onyx Boox C67ML Carta	Two men, sentenced to die in the electric chair on the same day, were led down to the room in which they would their maker. The priest had given them last rites, the formal speech had been given by the warden, and a final prayer had been said among the participants. The warden, turning to the first man, solemnly asked, "Son, do you have a last request?" To which the man replied, "Yes sir, I do. I love dance music. Could you please play the Macarena for me one last time?" "Certainly," replied the warden. He turned to the other man and asked, "Well, what about you, son? What is your final request?" "Please," said the condemned man, "kill me first."

02-01-2017, 02:37 PM	#9535
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Politicians ....

02-02-2017, 06:56 PM	#9536
cromag Surfin the alpha waves ~~ Posts: 26,828 Karma: 459765791 Join Date: Dec 2010 Location: New Jersey Device: Jetbook Lite & Mini, Nook STR, Kobo, Hanvon N516, Kindle 2, Androids	(Stolen from a friend, who undoubtedly stole it from someone else, etc.) My cousin has two tickets for the 2017 SUPER BOWL, both box seats. He paid $2,500 each ticket, but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place... It's at St. James Church, Madison Ave in Manhattan at 3 p.m. Her name is Amanda. She's 5'2, about 130 lbs. She's a good cook, too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

02-02-2017, 09:33 PM	#9537
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	If life throws you melons, you might be dyslexic.

02-03-2017, 07:42 PM	#9539
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	Garbage collectors are rubbish drivers!

02-04-2017, 07:22 PM	#9540
Fbone Is that a sandwich? Posts: 8,320 Karma: 103930826 Join Date: Jun 2010 Device: Nook Glowlight Plus	I think every morning that I'm going to make pancakes, but I keep waffling.