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The Couch Potato
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A Lift Attendant is usually a level-headed guy!
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o saeclum infacetum
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Location: New England
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A mother's worst fear...
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Close to the Edit!
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Location: UK
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Snoozing in the sun
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Location: Melbourne, Australia
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Surfin the alpha waves ~~
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Location: New Jersey
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Not so fast. I've been in some scary accidents myself, so I know that it's entirely possible his underwear was clean before the accident!
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binomial: homo legentem
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Location: Alabama, USA
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The Couch Potato
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My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.
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Location: USA
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Remember, just one spelling mistake can destroy your life.
A Husband sent this to his wife: "I'm having a wonderful time, I wish you were her!" |
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The Couch Potato
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When the wise company president learned that his employees were tanking upon no-trace vodka martinis during their lunch hours, he issued the following memo:
To all employees; If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid. |
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Close to the Edit!
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Location: UK
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Grand Sorcerer
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Location: Harrisburg outskirts
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I think I have all the Guess Who stuff on vinyl. ______ Dennis |
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Grand Sorcerer
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Location: Toronto
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There is a great program on the CBC called Vinyl Tap. Randy hosts it and it's him playing all sorts of music accompanied by anecdotes. Two hours of fantastic fun.
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The Canada Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help.
An agent was sent to the fishing village of Burin to investigate the boat owner. GOVT AGENT:"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them". Boat Owner:"Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand. He's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board. Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board. I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen Labatt Lite every Saturday night so he can cope with life. Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally". GOVT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one". Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?" |
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The Couch Potato
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Good health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can die.
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