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Old 12-28-2016, 06:54 AM   #9496
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Old 12-28-2016, 09:29 AM   #9497
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Old 12-28-2016, 01:57 PM   #9498
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Old 12-28-2016, 06:39 PM   #9499
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A mother's worst fear...
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Old 12-29-2016, 02:54 AM   #9500
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Not so fast. I've been in some scary accidents myself, so I know that it's entirely possible his underwear was clean before the accident!
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Old 12-30-2016, 10:16 AM   #9501
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"That's why it's called an accident!"
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Old 12-31-2016, 04:14 AM   #9502
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Old 12-31-2016, 09:54 AM   #9503
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Old 01-04-2017, 04:03 AM   #9504
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To all employees; If you must drink during you lunch hours, please drink whiskey. It is better for our customers to know you're drunk than to think you're stupid.
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Old 01-04-2017, 10:08 AM   #9505
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Old 01-04-2017, 06:16 PM   #9506
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They should have squeezed the "Guess Who" in there too! My fav singer comes from there (Burton Cummings)
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Old 01-04-2017, 08:26 PM   #9507
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They should have squeezed the "Guess Who" in there too! My fav singer comes from there (Burton Cummings)
I preferred Guess Who guitarist Randy Bachman (who was also in a band called Brave Belt, and later in popular band Bachman-Turner Overdrive.)

I think I have all the Guess Who stuff on vinyl.
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Old 01-05-2017, 07:51 AM   #9508
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I preferred Guess Who guitarist Randy Bachman (who was also in a band called Brave Belt, and later in popular band Bachman-Turner Overdrive.)

I think I have all the Guess Who stuff on vinyl.
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There is a great program on the CBC called Vinyl Tap. Randy hosts it and it's him playing all sorts of music accompanied by anecdotes. Two hours of fantastic fun.
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Old 01-06-2017, 07:38 PM   #9509
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The Canada Department of Employment believed a boat owner wasn't paying proper wages to his help.

An agent was sent to the fishing village of Burin to investigate the boat owner.

GOVT AGENT:"I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them".

Boat Owner:"Well, there's Clarence, my hired hand. He's been with me for 3 years. I pay him $400 a week plus free room and board.

Then there's the mentally challenged guy. He works about 18 hours every day and does about 90% of the work around here. He makes about $10 per week, and pays his own room and board.

I buy him a bottle of Lamb's rum and a dozen Labatt Lite every Saturday night so he can cope with life. Also, he gets to sleep with my wife occasionally".

GOVT AGENT: "That's the guy I want to talk to - the mentally challenged one".

Boat Owner: "That'll be me. What'd you want to know?"
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