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GeoffC · 07-26-2010, 11:16 AM

What could one walk in across the Everglades ?

Flipping pancakes and ice cream soda

TGS · 07-26-2010, 02:03 PM

What did the slightly annoyed person order at the creperie?

Leaf springs that creak

WT Sharpe · 07-26-2010, 02:38 PM

True Story: When I came back from Seattle after being there for over a month on government business, my wife picked me up at the airport. Instead of going straight home to the family, we stopped at a motel to make up for lost time. What do you think we discovered in the hotel bed? (That's the question to the answer—okay, so they weren't really leaf springs, but don't let that bother you. I'm invoking poetic license here.) Anyway, we ignored the very loud noises the bed made and got down to some serious catching up. We were rather amused by the thought that the people in the next room could hardly be unaware of what we were doing until…
.....When we got ready to leave, we ran into the people in the next room who also decided to leave at the same moment, and wouldn't you know it? One of them was one of my wife's co-workers who I had never met. All she knew was that my wife's husband was supposed to be out-of-town on business! No introductions were made, and I can only imagine the rumors that were flying around at my wife's job the next week!

Angel Food.

SameOldStory · 07-26-2010, 07:29 PM

oops too late

GraceKrispy · 07-27-2010, 03:06 AM

What does the devil keep trying to spike with naughtyjuice?

porcupine pints

TGS · 07-27-2010, 03:48 AM

What do you have if your beer is spiked?

Jackson's dilemma

GeoffC · 07-27-2010, 04:36 AM

One of Iris Murdoch's brood .....?

Red is grey

Javed · 07-27-2010, 04:46 AM

What anagram of "yes, re grid" contains two colors?

Avocado bravado

GeoffC · 07-27-2010, 04:49 AM

Two seven letter words with six letters in common for both. Both anagrams, the seventh letters are c and d. One is a fruit and the other a 'macho thing'.

fires of damnation on an ice cube.

SameOldStory · 07-27-2010, 07:58 AM

Although we don't know how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, we can be sure that if bad, they'll face what?

leather craft

Poppa1956 · 07-27-2010, 09:52 AM

What kind of sailboat gets too soggy to float after a few hours use?

Ninjas of Pittsburgh

MJK2111 · 07-27-2010, 03:31 PM

What is causing the loss of cupcakes, small furry mammals, and socks in the Steel City?

armadillo breath

Poppa1956 · 07-27-2010, 10:02 PM

How do you tell if someone has been eating roadkill in Texas?

Tina Turner

SameOldStory · 07-27-2010, 10:17 PM

Who's starting to look like roadkill?

Spoiler:

Electrical impedance in shoelaces.

MJK2111 · 07-28-2010, 03:23 PM

What was Einstein contemplating shortly before his death?

landing strip

07-26-2010, 02:38 PM	#933
WT Sharpe Bah, humbug! Posts: 39,072 Karma: 157049943 Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Chesapeake, VA, USA Device: Kindle Oasis, iPad Pro, & a Samsung Galaxy S9.	*True Story: When I came back from Seattle after being there for over a month on government business, my wife picked me up at the airport. Instead of going straight home to the family, we stopped at a motel to make up for lost time. What do you think we discovered in the hotel bed?* (That's the question to the answer—okay, so they weren't really leaf springs, but don't let that bother you. I'm invoking poetic license here.) Anyway, we ignored the very loud noises the bed made and got down to some serious catching up. We were rather amused by the thought that the people in the next room could hardly be unaware of what we were doing until… .....When we got ready to leave, we ran into the people in the next room who also decided to leave at the same moment, and wouldn't you know it? One of them was one of my wife's co-workers who I had never met. All she knew was that my wife's husband was supposed to be out-of-town on business! No introductions were made, and I can only imagine the rumors that were flying around at my wife's job the next week! Angel Food. Last edited by WT Sharpe; 07-26-2010 at 02:57 PM.

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GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	What could one walk in across the Everglades ? Flipping pancakes and ice cream soda

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TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	What did the slightly annoyed person order at the creperie? Leaf springs that creak

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SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	oops too late

07-27-2010, 03:06 AM	#935
GraceKrispy It's Dr. Penguin now! Posts: 3,909 Karma: 4705733 Join Date: Jan 2009 Location: (USA) Device: iPad mini, Samsung Note 3, Sony PRS-650 (rarely used now)	What does the devil keep trying to spike with naughtyjuice? porcupine pints

07-27-2010, 03:48 AM	#936
TGS Country Member Posts: 9,058 Karma: 7676767 Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Denmark Device: Liseuse: Irex DR800. PRS 505 in the house, and the missus has an iPad.	What do you have if your beer is spiked? Jackson's dilemma

07-27-2010, 04:36 AM	#937
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	One of Iris Murdoch's brood .....? Red is grey

07-27-2010, 04:46 AM	#938
Javed Grand Sorcerer Posts: 10,270 Karma: 1126878541 Join Date: Oct 2009 Device: Astak Pocket PRO, iPod Touch, PRS-650	What anagram of "yes, re grid" contains two colors? Avocado bravado

07-27-2010, 04:49 AM	#939
GeoffC Chocolate Grasshopper ... Posts: 27,599 Karma: 20821184 Join Date: Mar 2008 Location: Scotland Device: Muse HD , Cybook Gen3 , Pocketbook 302 (Black) , Nexus 10: wife has PW	Two seven letter words with six letters in common for both. Both anagrams, the seventh letters are c and d. One is a fruit and the other a 'macho thing'. fires of damnation on an ice cube.

07-27-2010, 07:58 AM	#940
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Although we don't know how many angels can dance on the head of a pin, we can be sure that if bad, they'll face what? leather craft

07-27-2010, 09:52 AM	#941
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07-27-2010, 03:31 PM	#942
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	What is causing the loss of cupcakes, small furry mammals, and socks in the Steel City? armadillo breath

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07-27-2010, 10:17 PM	#944
SameOldStory My True Self Posts: 3,126 Karma: 66242098 Join Date: Apr 2010 Location: Trantor, Galactic Center Device: Galaxy Tab 2 7.0	Who's starting to look like roadkill? Spoiler: Electrical impedance in shoelaces.

07-28-2010, 03:23 PM	#945
MJK2111 FUBAR! Posts: 1,946 Karma: 15018767 Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: Woodstock, IL Device: Kindle 3, Samsung Galaxy Note 10.1 S	What was Einstein contemplating shortly before his death? landing strip