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Old 12-30-2011, 02:41 PM   #931
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My intelligence is showing Poohbear in training at the "Angry Birds Boot Camp". He's been sitting in a large slingshot, and learning to lay explosive eggs (quite a feat for a rooster, wouldn't you say?). He got the idea from his new Kindle Fire.

I think we need to lure him home before he shows up looking like this.....
I don't think it will be a problem. Under the weight of his body, his legs will snap like thin twigs or he'll fall over and he won't be able to get up.
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Old 12-31-2011, 05:02 PM   #932
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I don't think it will be a problem. Under the weight of his body, his legs will snap like thin twigs or he'll fall over and he won't be able to get up.


Just hope he doesn't fall on you!!!
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Old 01-01-2012, 04:12 AM   #933
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Just hope he doesn't fall on you!!!
I'm prepared for just such an emergency. I studied at the Acme School of Design and Engineering (most famous graduate: Wile E. Coyote), and I have a plan involving an inflateable liner in my coat, a remote-controlled catapult, and an oven with a door can be opened via remote control.
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Old 01-01-2012, 04:37 AM   #934
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Old 01-01-2012, 05:13 AM   #935
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I enjoyed my New Years, ate all the seed I wanted, and didn't once get attacked by one of you vicious evil chicken eaters!
I am celebrating my freedom. You'll never find me now. The Island is uninhabited (except by us galliformes) and is isolated. You'll never find us. We're free! FREE!
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Old 01-01-2012, 10:01 AM   #936
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I enjoyed my New Years, ate all the seed I wanted, and didn't once get attacked by one of you vicious evil chicken eaters!
I am celebrating my freedom. You'll never find me now. The Island is uninhabited (except by us galliformes) and is isolated. You'll never find us. We're free! FREE!
It was uninhabited because we designed it as a pen, and we will never "find" it because we know where it is.

Eat up.
Get fat.
Life is good.
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I'm prepared for just such an emergency. I studied at the Acme School of Design and Engineering (most famous graduate: Wile E. Coyote), and I have a plan involving an inflateable liner in my coat, a remote-controlled catapult, and an oven with a door can be opened via remote control.
Oh dear. Everyone say 'good-bye' to Solitaire1......
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It was uninhabited because we designed it as a pen, and we will never "find" it because we know where it is.

Eat up.
Get fat.
Life is good.
Pen? Ha!
You don't think I checked out my Island? Not a pen! In your dreams! Eat crow, not this chook!
You have no idea where I am. It's all bluster.
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I enjoyed my New Years, ate all the seed I wanted, and didn't once get attacked by one of you vicious evil chicken eaters!
I am celebrating my freedom. You'll never find me now. The Island is uninhabited (except by us galliformes) and is isolated. You'll never find us. We're free! FREE!
What you call freedom, I call fattening up.
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What you call freedom, I call fattening up.
The difference is you'll never find me to eat me!
I'm not a duck or a goose you know! You won't get any foie gras from me!
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Old 01-02-2012, 11:57 AM   #941
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Didn't you know? Your vest contains a portable GPS unit. We've always known where you are.
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Didn't you know? Your vest contains a portable GPS unit. We've always known where you are.
Plus every post online can be inspected for the IP address. (Ingestable Poultry address)
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Old 01-02-2012, 02:11 PM   #943
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Plus every post online can be inspected for the IP address. (Ingestable Poultry address)
So there's no escape for any chicken. We chicken eaters have just allowed some to live to grow more tasty for the future.
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Old 01-02-2012, 02:18 PM   #944
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Oh dear. Everyone say 'good-bye' to Solitaire1......
Fortunately, I survived my attempt to deal with the large chicken. He fell on me, I inflated my coat which flung him into the catapult. The catapult threw him towards the oven and I hit the remote to open the oven door. Unfortunately, he missed the oven, flew over a nearby cliff, and hit the ground far below which kicked up a small cloud of dust.
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Didn't you know? Your vest contains a portable GPS unit. We've always known where you are.
Lies! I checked this coat! - Hang on, you've put something in it, haven't you?
*turns coat inside out, finds small device*
You FIENDS! - Luckily, it appears damaged. Never mind, some sea water might fix it!
*splash*
Go find that, you miserable hungry chicken eaters!
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Plus every post online can be inspected for the IP address. (Ingestable Poultry address)
Of course. That's why like any good chook I use an anonymizer service.
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So there's no escape for any chicken. We chicken eaters have just allowed some to live to grow more tasty for the future.
You can try and get me but you'll fail!
Haven't you heard the phrase 'old boiler' before? I will be as hard as old shoe leather by the time you catch up with me!
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