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Old 06-28-2016, 05:23 AM   #9256
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Old 06-28-2016, 12:43 PM   #9257
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True story time. My grandson (AKA Mobile Beastdom) is a huge fan of the show "Supernatural." Yesterday the UPS carrier delivered a package to our door that he had ordered: The Supernatural version of Monopoly. So today my grandson asked how long it had been since I'd played Monopoly. I told him I was about 12 years old at the time.

"Oh, no, Papaw! How could you go so long without playing Monopoly?"

"Easy. I was five when the game started."
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Old 06-28-2016, 01:45 PM   #9258
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I was only two when Henry invented it but I had to wait until Parker Brothers published it to get to play.
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Old 06-28-2016, 01:51 PM   #9259
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I was only two when Henry invented it but I had to wait until Parker Brothers published it to get to play.
Wikipedia says, "Monopoly is a board game that originated in the United States in 1903 as a way to demonstrate that an economy which rewards wealth creation is better than one in which monopolists work under few constraints and to promote the economic theories of Henry George and in particular his ideas about taxation."

That would mean you were born in 1901, making you roughly 115 years old.

What's your secret?
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Old 06-28-2016, 02:37 PM   #9260
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Old 06-28-2016, 03:44 PM   #9261
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Oh, and BTW, I was joking about the Monopoly game lasting 7 years, but the rest was true.
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Old 06-29-2016, 01:51 AM   #9262
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Oh, and BTW, I was joking about the Monopoly game lasting 7 years, but the rest was true.
Yeah. It only seemed like 7 years!
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Old 06-29-2016, 02:17 AM   #9263
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Old 06-29-2016, 11:49 AM   #9264
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Old 06-30-2016, 03:58 AM   #9265
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Old 06-30-2016, 07:52 AM   #9266
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Old 07-01-2016, 03:43 AM   #9267
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Old 07-01-2016, 10:13 AM   #9268
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